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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.97% |
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.40% |
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,556 |
17.86% |
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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9 |
0.04% |
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-03-2008, 09:49 PM
What do you mean how many innocent turks have I killed? The ottomans killed over 1.5 million armenian christians during 1915-1917. Its ridiculous for you to say something like that. I am surprised you do not praise the killing of turks considering they are muslim and this church says muslims are the enemy of God. Do I smell hypocracy?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-03-2008, 10:49 PM
I voted for "Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own."
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-04-2008, 03:24 AM
I'd watch how I vote with "Kill'em all" boy, you're no True Christian™ from what I've seen so far!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-05-2008, 08:41 PM
Hmm, I don't believe that boodists, or hindoos are real religions. Buddhism and Hindu are however, and I don't see my answer up there. *Christianity*
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-05-2008, 11:09 PM
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Hmm, I don't believe that boodists, or hindoos are real religions. Buddhism and Hindu are however, and I don't see my answer up there. *Christianity*
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Christianity is the ONLY true religion. What's wrong with you, boy? Why do you hate Jesus?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-05-2008, 11:33 PM
To be honest, I have never met Jesus. Jesus died in 32 AD, and basically that was it. Time Travel isn't possible, and I try not to judge people I have never met, so I cannot say that I hate Jesus. Also the one true religion is Shinto. Just putting that out there.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-05-2008, 11:49 PM
Shinto is Karate for stupids. Can't you read the tags?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-05-2008, 11:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Bowling81
To be honest, I have never met Jesus. Jesus died in 32 AD, and basically that was it. Time Travel isn't possible, and I try not to judge people I have never met, so I cannot say that I hate Jesus. Also the one true religion is Shinto. Just putting that out there.
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Well you'll meet Him on Judgement Day, on bended knee, and He'll want you to explain your perversion and God-mockery in detail.
And where in the Holy Bible does it say anything about chinks worshiping trees being "the one true religion?"
Enjoy hell.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-05-2008, 11:57 PM
So the bible is the one true book eh? Then how do you view the Torah or Qu'ran? I am sure that you must believe in the torah, since it is your old testament, therefore you have nothing to blast Jews on, as for the Qu'ran, Islamic Extremists are the exact same way as you dullards. Blindly following something old, unable to possibly consider thinking for yourself. And I am not your 'boy' or 'son', so stop referring to me. I would never be a member of a family I assume you may have.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-06-2008, 12:01 AM
You're pretty stupid, boy. How about going to a source you trust (like wikipedia) and learning the difference between the religions. I have a feeling that you didn't come hear to listen or to learn.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-06-2008, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by Bowling81
So the bible is the one true book eh? Then how do you view the Torah or Qu'ran? I am sure that you must believe in the torah, since it is your old testament, therefore you have nothing to blast Jews on, as for the Qu'ran, Islamic Extremists are the exact same way as you dullards. Blindly following something old, unable to possibly consider thinking for yourself. And I am not your 'boy' or 'son', so stop referring to me. I would never be a member of a family I assume you may have.
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The KJV Bible is the ONLY true Word of God. It's obvious if you just read it. If you condiser it "extremist" to follow the Word of God literally, as He intends, then your problem is with God not us.
Denying the existence of God is not unbelief but an exercise in self-deception. You may know things, but you cannot account for anything you know. Arguing against God's existence would be on par with arguing against the existence of air, breathing it all the while. You use the universal, immaterial, unchanging laws of logic, mathematics, science, and absolute morality in order to come to rational decisions, but you cannot account for them. These laws are not the only way God has revealed himself to you, but they are sufficient to show the irrationality of your thinking, and expose your guilt for denying Him.
There is a reason that you deny the existence of God and it has nothing to do with proof. I can show this to you. Do you think that you can continue to deny God because surely somewhere, sometime, a philosopher or scientist will come up with an explanation for universal, immaterial, unchanging laws apart from God?' Did you ever try to come up with an alternate explanation on your own?
Enjoy hell, boy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-06-2008, 02:12 AM
I've added the newest, and dare I say, most dangerous religion to not only face America, but the Free World.
Osamboism!!! The belief that Barack Hussein Osambo is the Second Coming of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. The entire northeastern United States believes in this Anti-Christ religion hook, line and sinker. The west coast also venerates this anti-Christ as a god. Other tenants include taking wealth from hard working people and handing it over to welfare monkeys and producing more and more mulattoes until "whitey" is no more. Even segments of the Real America have been corrupted by this sorcerer!
YES! I said sorcerer!!! Hussein Osama is a sorcerer with the ability to influence people's thoughts and emotion through his voice. He used such satanic majick in the 2008 presidential campaign to shape the results of the Nov 4th election. There is no other explanation for how a known muslim, terrorist(I know, redundant), marxist, socialist, black panther leader, racist, non-US born citizen(and hence ineligible for the presidency) who hates America could won the popular vote.
The religion of Osamboism heralds the End Times. True Christians, prepare for GLORY!!!!
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11-06-2008, 02:45 AM
So you are the ONE TRUE FAITH hrm? The way to god and heaven... what If thats just now where I want to end up?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-12-2008, 06:31 PM
I think all of them are the worst. I know through personal testimony from God that the LDS Church is God's only true church on earth. God doesn't rate which is more worse then the others, because any church that is not the true church is the worst.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-12-2008, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
I think all of them are the worst. I know through personal testimony from God that the LDS Church is God's only true church on earth. God doesn't rate which is more worse then the others, because any church that is not the true church is the worst.
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Where in the Bible does God say that He wants us to all be addleheaded Mormons?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-12-2008, 06:53 PM
The LDS Church is God's True Church. Our Church is what the Church of Jesus Christ used to be like shortly after he was crucified. Man eventually distorted the Bible and God's True Church and thats why we have so many different false religions like the Baptists and the Catholics.
If you pray to God and ask him for a personal testimony he will reveal these truths to you.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-13-2008, 03:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
The LDS Church is God's True Church. Our Church is what the Church of Jesus Christ used to be like shortly after he was crucified. Man eventually distorted the Bible and God's True Church and thats why we have so many different false religions like the Baptists and the Catholics.
If you pray to God and ask him for a personal testimony he will reveal these truths to you.
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All five of those statements are wrong and complete untruths. (Except the Catholic part). How could you be so backward?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-13-2008, 03:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
The LDS Church is God's True Church. Our Church is what the Church of Jesus Christ used to be like shortly after he was crucified. Man eventually distorted the Bible and God's True Church and thats why we have so many different false religions like the Baptists and the Catholics.
If you pray to God and ask him for a personal testimony he will reveal these truths to you.
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Take it elsewhere, demon. This is a CHRISTIAN forum. We don't talk to salamanders here.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-13-2008, 05:28 AM
Go ahead, give me an infraction. I don't care. I am here trying to help save your immortal soul. If you join our Church you can be truly baptised in the name of Jesus Christ and follow his True Church™ and not this false cult you are all apart of. Matthew. 5: 10-11, 44 10 Blessed are they which are persecuted or brighteousness’ sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-13-2008, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Elder Holiday
Go ahead, give me an infraction. I don't care. I am here trying to help save your immortal soul. If you join our Church you can be truly baptised in the name of Jesus Christ and follow his True Church™ and not this false cult you are all apart of. Matthew. 5: 10-11, 44 10 Blessed are they which are persecuted or brighteousness’ sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. 11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
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Tell me, do Mormon women also get to be goddess of their own planets, or is that only the men?
If it's just the men, what happens to we women?
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