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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why Homosexual “Marriage” is Harmful and Must be Opposed - 07-26-2015, 04:57 AM

Brother Moss, isn't it absolutely insane how many heathens think they can find a loophole in God's True Word? As if Jesus would throw up His Hands and say, "You got me there! Come on into Heaven, you've earned it."


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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why Homosexual “Marriage” is Harmful and Must be Opposed - 07-26-2015, 04:19 PM

Now, I am just a simple country fellow. But it seems to be that when a homofaqual deposits his Man Seed© into the anus of another man, it does not create a child,. In fact, with the first bowel movement (I think they call it 'Scatting') that Gods Gift is expunged. How in the Lords Name™ can people claim to be married and at the same time, throw away precious bodily fluids?
Lezbians can only create scrambled eggs, even with a few dozen it is not a spoon full. Totally pointless.
I just do not get it.
I am married, have been since I was 17. My wife, regular are a Baby Ben clock, has had a child every 10 months or so. What else is there other than praising God for letting me live for now and granting me the slim chance at an eternity in Heaven?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why Homosexual “Marriage” is Harmful and Must be Opposed - 07-27-2015, 01:43 AM

Why are there so many queers here? Once good people start bringing this FACT up, you start crawing out the gutters to defend it. Why are you even on this site?

It must be stopped.


When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12
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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why Homosexual “Marriage” is Harmful and Must be Opposed - 07-27-2015, 02:06 AM

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Why are there so many queers here?...Why are you even on this site?...
To give you a chance to witness to them, like the Bible ORDERS you to:

2 Timothy 4:2 "Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longwindedness and doctrine."

Jesus is disappoint.


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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why Homosexual “Marriage” is Harmful and Must be Opposed - 07-27-2015, 02:13 AM

One does wonder where all this end


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Default Re: 10 Reasons Why Homosexual “Marriage” is Harmful and Must be Opposed - 07-27-2015, 02:22 AM

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To give you a chance to witness to them, like the Bible ORDERS you to:

2 Timothy 4:2 "Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longwindedness and doctrine."

Jesus is disappoint.
Aaah so you're saying that all these qweers come here by the hand of God, so we can show them their evil and horrible ways?


When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12
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Aaah so you're saying that all these qweers come here by the hand of God, so we can show them their evil and horrible ways?
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Thanks for that by the way.


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Thanks for that by the way.

More good advice for you can be found here>>> Luke 11:23


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More good advice for you can be found here>>> Luke 11:23
Such a good verse. Glad you brought it to my attention.


When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets. Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her. Deuteronomy 25:11-12
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How do you decide which one is the woman? is it the most faggoty? The one with the bicycle? Would the most mincing walk be the criterion? Not every gaywise likes pastels. The mind boggles.

2: It's not a real marriage.

The promoters of same-sex “marriage” propose something entirely different. They propose the union between two men or two women. This denies the self-evident biological, physiological, and psychological differences between men and women which find their complementarity in marriage. It also denies the specific primary purpose of marriage: the perpetuation of the human race and the raising of children.

Two entirely different things cannot be considered the same thing.
Dr. Niles, how do they think this works? You seem to have an uncanny ability to get into the head of the Gays (I mean no offense - I only mean that the Holy Ghost has given you divine insight). What I wonder is how they think this works. It's awfully confusing. Pastor Douglas Wilson explains,

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"When we quarrel with the way the world is, we find that the world has ways of getting back at us. In other words, however we try, the sexual act cannot be made into an egalitarian pleasuring party. A man penetrates, conquers, colonizes, plants. A woman receives, surrenders, accepts.This is of course offensive to all egalitarians, and so our culture has rebelled against the concept of authority and submission in marriage. This means that we have sought to suppress the concepts of authority and submission as they relate to the marriage bed."
I know as a woman, that I am not satisfied, truly satisfied, unless I am in complete submission to Mr. Etheldreda. Any act of rebellion, no matter how small, only harbors bitterness in my flesh. That bitterness doesn't go away until I confess and accept justice. But how do Gays avoid the egalitarian pleasure principles, seeing how they're both men? I hope I'm making sense. I'm awfully confused.


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