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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-10-2014, 02:11 PM
I know many people from Pacifica and will be more than happy to send someone by to prove this woman is safe. Of course, they are all Jewish, so will their word be acceptable for this purpose? One is only half Jewish since his mother is Catholic and never misses Mass at St. Peter's, and his father attends Peninsula Temple Sholom. Perhaps that would be two strikes against that one.
I know lawyers and some accountants in that area, too. I am sure we can solve this mystery, friends.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-10-2014, 04:21 PM
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Of course, they are all Jewish, so will their word be acceptable for this purpose?
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No.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-10-2014, 09:54 PM
Oh Heavens, we're nowhere near Pacifica. We just spent a glorious day enjoying the Confederate Memorial at Stone Mountain, and we're now heading back to Freehold, but may take a few scenic detours if the spirit moves us.
Truly, God's country is wonderful this time of year.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-11-2014, 05:32 AM
That's lovely. But Mistress Cookie needs to be home right away. Brother Faith Machine, surely you know I have been supportive of you, sending you food and clothing. "For I was hungry, and you gave Me something to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave Me something to drink; I was a stranger, and you invited Me in;" Matthew 25:35. Thus, it's hard to say that I do not completely distrust you. However, my husband and I are worried about her spiritual well-being, and all of us know about your signature...
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-11-2014, 05:41 AM
Everything is COMPLETELY FINE, and I promise you that I have not Skyped with Mistress Cookie even once. The very thought never even entered into my mind. As we continue our healing trek across this great nation's highways and byways, we are truly in God's hands.
The question here is whether you trust God to shepherd us safely to our destination.
When you ask me if I trust the Lord, my answer is a resounding YES!!!
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-12-2014, 03:24 AM
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Everything is COMPLETELY FINE, and I promise you that I have not Skyped with Mistress Cookie even once. The very thought never even entered into my mind. As we continue our healing trek across this great nation's highways and byways, we are truly in God's hands.
The question here is whether you trust God to shepherd us safely to our destination.
When you ask me if I trust the Lord, my answer is a resounding YES!!!
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My most beloved Brother, geography is not something I'm good at, but I don't think that the shortest route from Cherokee, IA to Freehold, IA, leads through Northern California?
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-12-2014, 06:02 AM
The Hebrews wandered with Moses in the desert for 40 years, yet they still got where they were going. You must trust in the Lord to guide us and watch over us during this momentous journey of healing!
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-12-2014, 06:46 AM
I do hope at least, that your dungeon in Pacifica is fitted out with some of the creature comforts that our dear Mistress Cookie is accustomed to. Why not at least get her a computer, now that you're no longer on the road.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-12-2014, 06:53 AM
Dungeon? Oh my goodness, what is all this crazy talk? And I certainly wouldn't have an unmarried woman visiting me in my home without her father or brother present!
Nay, we just breezed through town on our way down Highway 1 to visit The Esalen Institute a lovely Baptist church I know of.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-18-2014, 05:22 AM
Any news or photos yet? I'm waiting to hear from the dear Sister Cookie!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-18-2014, 05:11 PM
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Any news or photos yet? I'm waiting to hear from the dear Sister Cookie!
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As am I, sister.
If it isn't too much to ask, Mr. Machine, I (and I'm sure several others) would like to see some pictures of Mistress Cookie, just so we can see if she's ok and enjoying her spiritual journey through God's Favorite Country.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-18-2014, 07:18 PM
Why on Earth wouldn't she be OK? Oh my goodness. You people need to refer to the Bible and familiarize yourselves with what the Lord thinks of folks who have little faith.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-19-2014, 01:37 AM
Brother Faith Machine, we have plenty of faith; my husband is a pastor, and I am a proper Christian woman. I'd just love to hear directly on her account from her; I greatly love the dear old lady.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-20-2014, 12:50 PM
I feel certain you will hear from dear Miss Cookie very soon.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-20-2014, 01:01 PM
That's what you told us a few weeks ago.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-20-2014, 07:28 PM
Weeks, you say? My, my, my, how the time flies when you're doing what you love: Spreading the Good News of Jesus Christ!
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-20-2014, 10:15 PM
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Weeks, you say? My, my, my, how the time flies when you're doing what you love: Spreading the Good News of Jesus Christ!
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Let's all take a deep breath and consider the facts involved in the Mistress Cookie's "disappearance".
First of all, both Faith_Machine and Mistress Cookie are True Chrisitans™. We know this requires a life of high moral standing and a walk with Jesus.
Second, I am confident that Brother Machine made certain both he and Mistress Cookie attended, and intend to continue attending, a fundamentalist Baptist church each Sunday, no matter where they happen to be traveling at the time. At these services, sin is the central topic. There are always long discussions of how Jesus died on the cross to forgive our sins. This, even though the chance is small there has been any sin between Brother Machine and Sister Cookie.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-20-2014, 10:40 PM
Thank you, Mayor Joe Hold! You are correct, but our churching has not been limited to just Sundays. My philosophy, when on the road, has always been "A Bible fellowship a day keeps the Devil away."
Of course, there are bound to be a few bumps along the way.
Why, last Wednesday, we accidentally wound up fellowshipping with a bunch of Pentecostals. I didn't realize it until they brought the snakes out, but you'd better believe I got us the heck out of there!
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-21-2014, 10:58 PM
Snakes!?! Oh dear Lord, please bring them to You!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Please Pray for Mistress Cookie -
12-21-2014, 11:01 PM
Hmmm Mr Machine. I will believe you when I personally hear from Mistress Cookie, and not until then.
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