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  • Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!

    Worse than CHILD PORN!
    It is no news that Lego was created by evil Denmarkians as a way to introduce porn to innocent children:


    But Lego decided that even child porn wasn't evil enough for them. Something much worse was needed to achieve their goal of preventing every child on the planet from going to Heaven by sending them straight to Hell. To achieve this goal, Lego has now introduced board games so horrible, so evil, that I have to advice all those with a weak stomach to stop reading now! Please excuse me while I puke in anticipation of what I am going to write down here.

    Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."

    Creationary
    Disguised as a Christian game based on creationism, this game specifically targets Christian families. When you look closer though, you will see that the female on the left is dressed as a whore. Also it has both a tractor and a dinosaur while every Christian child knows these never coexisted as all dinosaurs died in the great flood God created to kill all humans but a few for pissing Him off. The only thing honest about this game is the warning on the box that people might choke on their own vomit while playing this game.


    Wild Wool
    For some reason this game is very popular in New Zealand. Aimed at 5 year old children (!) this game has one repulsive goal. Teaching innocent children that bestiality by raping sheep is a good thing!


    Harry Potter Hogwarts
    All True Christians™ know the make believe world of Harry Potter is driving children to the edge of insanity! And who could forget that those subliminal messages in Harry Potter movies turn girls into harlots! But no, as if we burned all those Harry Potter books for nothing, Lego creates a Harry Potter board game! The goal of the game is to create Hogwards and then to reenact the gay sex scene edited out of final Harry Potter book!


    Pirate Code
    Designed by True Pastafarian™ Jo Freddie himself, this game teaches children God is a silly Flying Spaghetti Monster. This horrible horrible game also teaches children to steal money from innocent large American corporations instead of working for these corporations until they get a well deserved heart attack after which they will go to Heaven.
    Last edited by Cranky Old Man; 10-18-2010, 09:12 AM.
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    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

  • #2
    Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!

    @Cranky Old Man I am so glad my father never allows me to have toys!
    I Jesus!

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    • #3
      Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!

      There are only two reasonsthat they make LEGOs in little pieces where you have to assemble them. It's not to promote creativity. You can only build one thing with them anyway. No, the reason they are divided into little pieces is so kids can A) choke on them, or B) insert them in their anus.
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      • #4
        Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!

        Is this what the danish parents are teaching their kids? No wonder why we see so many disturbed danish people around these boards.




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        • #5
          Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!

          I think their ultimate goal is to get all heterosexual men to stop being interested in women and start committing sodomy with these abominations.

          "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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          • #6
            Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!

            What is she supposed to be, a Simpsons-Smurf hybrid?

            I do like the look on her face. It's as though she's thinking, "Who are you, and who told you that you could touch me??"

            Further proof that Legos are evil. Even a Lego harlot has a bad attitude instead of being properly submissive to any man who comes along with a buck in his hand.
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            • #7
              Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!

              LEGO is one of those 'creative' toys that parents let their children use alone, unsupervised, where they are free to live out their sick fantasies like being a pirate or a space warrior. My opinion is that all of their products should be labeled: Use only with adult supervision.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
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                What does the church feel about Playmobil?
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                • #9
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                  Bless You for alerting us to these horrific menaces to Childhood Mental Health, Brother Cranky.

                  Any Child I see from now on playing with any sort of "toy" even crayons or plush toys (except for that lovable rascal, Barney )
                  shall be dealt with in all severity

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                  • #10
                    Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    What does the church feel about Playmobil?
                    Consider Plamobil to be a LEGO derivative and to suffer from the same moral transgressions. Showing a female priest only adds to their sins.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!

                      I thought that was The Wife of Darth Vader.
                      Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Better than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul creative games!

                        You only see the worst of it. Kids WONT think about such things like teenagers do, and maybe you didnt notice, but teenagers dont play with lego anymore.


                        PS: how did you get those pictures??(did you search them on the internet or made them yourself?)

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                        • #13
                          Re: Better than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul creative games!

                          Originally posted by Pizzakoerier View Post
                          PS: how did you get those pictures??(did you search them on the internet or made them yourself?)
                          You interest in these pictures is very disturbing. I hope you are not one of those perverts that collect such images for self enjoyment.
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                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!

                            Lego even encourages Mohammad-worship!

                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Worse than CHILD PORN: LEGO's soul destroying games!

                              LEGO seems to be mostly for sex maniacs and democrats:









                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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