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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 07:58 PM

One last thing Mary, I did not have intentions to hurt you. I am very sorry that I have. Do not worry Mary, there is nothing wrong with being the way you are. You are perfect and of Gods creation. You are unique. You are most definitely here for a reason, and that is faith. You have a strong connection with faith, you are beautiful and strong willed. The words I type have no negative nor positive intentions, they were not meant to insult, or to slander you. There were intended to enlighten. Have a wonderful life Mary, farewell.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 08:00 PM

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We are supposed to love, not hate. We are supposed to accept, not shun. Stay true to your values. Be one with God. You act ungodly, yet claim to be saved. I am saddened by what you people speak of. However I have faith and you will one day understand. We treat each other as if we are different, but fail to realize that we are all the same. Live in a bliss of patience, the unexpected is always to occur.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 08:02 PM

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If you do nut trust your own heart, how do you trust jesus?
You shouldn't trust whatever pops up in your head. You should trust the KJV 1611 Bible. By the way, if you can capitalize "I", then surely you can capitalize "Jesus". The Devil is in the details as they say.

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I suggest you misinterpret what you read and how you perceive it, ...
We do not interpret. The Bible forbids this:

2 Peter 1:20-21 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation. For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost

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I hope you...
A Christian doesn't hope, a Christian prays.

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It was and is a learning experience. God is full of surprises.
Unfortunately you aren't. Thanks but no thanks for sharing your childish drivel with us. Next!


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 08:18 PM

I respect your values, and your decisions, I am not here to "flame" you. I am here to spread truth and honesty as you are. I do not defend Obama, I defend the truth. When there is a lie to spread deceit, I will be sure to make that lie seen. I do apologize, but I will not comply to you. For if I were to, that would discredit my own morals and values. I am not here to debate. I am aware you a strongly committed to the Holy word, BUT the holy word does not say use a lie to convince. As long as I live, I will spread truth, harmony, and peace. Live a life of honesty and truth. Love you pastor, have a wonderful life.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 08:24 PM

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I am not here to "flame" you.
Nopez, you are here to leave a few messages to bash Christianity and then walk away, leaving us in awe of your vastly superior intelligence.

You sure take a long time saying your farewells.

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I defend the truth.
Only the KJV 1611 Bible tells the truth.

John 14:6: Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

Gal. 4:16: Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

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As long as I live, I will spread truth, harmony, and peace.
We will be laughing at you from Heaven.


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 08:27 PM

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Mary, if you have read the Bible, you should be aware that Jesus did not tell moses to do such things. For it was the Father, I am. Of course Jesus and God, one in the same. So I understand your point.
So instead of addressing her point you choose to make up ridiculous claims that she is wrong, and one sentence later admit that Mary is right. Why not listen to someone smarter than you instead of filling the forums with yet another hateful diatribe.
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Mary, I have not suggested anything of the such.
You have suggested exactly that, you claim that all what is written in the Bible by God is wrong, that you know better than your Lord, and that we should follow you instead of Jesus. That's a strange attitude from someone who supposedly is Christian.
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I notice that you tend to put words in peoples mouths that they have not spoken.
I notice you speak a lot,but rarely answer others, maybe you've forgotten all the things you said and implied.
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Jesus did not lie, however you did. You lied to these people.
All Mary showed you was quoted straight from the KJV Bible. Are you saying the Bible is a lie? Think before you answer.
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Souls are not devils Mary. Souls are genuine, light creatures. You are a soul, you posses a body. Be one with your body, but recognize that you are separate, for you are truly spirit.
Maybe you should read the Bible again, this bit is right at the beginning, Genesis 2:7 And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living soul.

Man is not a separate body and soul, man is a living soul. Your claim to the contrary IS a direct proven lie. Stop luring people into Hell by spreading your made up version of Christianity! Be honest about Jesus!
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Jesus also said, to be kind to thy neighbor, no matter their values, morals, religious backgrounds, lifestyle.
And being kind means lieing to them? Being kind means watching with glee as they make the moral choices that will lead them straight to Hell? The only kind of kind I know is saving people from impending disaster. Could you point out where in the Bible Jesus tells us of the sort of kindness you describe? The one that teaches us to let sinning people walk straight to the eternal fires?
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He did not teach us to hate Mary, he taught us to love.So be it. Turn the other cheek. Do not fill yourself with hatred.
Does God not teach us to hate all that is evil? Does your Bible lack Psalm 97:10 ? Ye that love the LORD, hate evil: he preserveth the souls of his saints; he delivereth them out of the hand of the wicked.

Let me ask you, do you have children? Do you love them? Does that mean you have never denied them, have never punished them, have never guided them, have never preserved them from danger? Or is the love you have for your children very different from the love that you try to teach us, the love that directly contravenes Jesus' edicts?


Leviticus 26:15-16
And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 08:33 PM

GOD=life, does the devil deserve capitalization as well? My apologies, I will capitalize Jesus so you are satisfied. My friend, you have failed to realize that you have already interpreted. If I am not to trust myself, then you are telling me not to trust my beliefs. So GOD=life, why do you trust yourself? Do you trust your own beliefs? You are trusting yourself to trust the Bible, are thee not? I am of no religion my friend. I hope because I can, I have faith because I can, I spread truth because I must. I am thankful that you are kind, I see good in you as well. Farewell GOD=Life, have a wonderful life.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 09:18 PM

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does the devil deserve capitalization as well?
Yes, the Devil is very real and certainly taken seriously around here!

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If I am not to trust myself, then you are telling me not to trust my beliefs.
You may believe that you are into a monotheistic belief (Christianity), but you are more into a monocentric one. As in: you have a priori beliefs and you only accept those parts of Christianity that fit with what you already believe.

That's not how it works. If God instructs you to kill, then you kill without wondering why. If killing is not yet legal (God instructs us to follow the law of the land), then we must elect politicians who will make it legal to kill certain people as per Biblical instructions.

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You are trusting yourself to trust the Bible, are thee not?
No, I am trusting God to trust the Bible. The Bible pretty clearly states this:

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-22-2015, 10:10 PM

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...If you do nut trust your own heart, how do you trust jesus?...
The Bible says you've got that ass-backwards.

Proverbs 3:5 "Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; And lean not unto thine own understanding."


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-27-2015, 01:45 AM

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I agree with you. davidscjr's posts upthread are most confusing and embarrassing. Your post doesn't seem to have much substance to it either, and so I can only conclude you're a simpleton, too. Don't feel too bad, Jesus even loves the simpletons. Say, did you know He can heal you? It's true! Why not introduce yourself to us properly so we can get to know you!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-27-2015, 01:17 PM

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God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?

Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity.

Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.

Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand:



Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.


Barack Hussein Obama
W.C. Fields
Bill Clinton
Benjamin Franklin
Robert Plant
Julius Caesar
Fidel Castro
David Letterman
Kermit the Frog
Boston Strangler
Jack-the-Ripper
Leonardo da Vinci
Euell Gibbons
Albert Einstein
Oprah Winfrey
Robert Redford
Bart Simpson
Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Benjamin Netanyahu
Angelina Jolie
Dan Aykroyd
Paul McCartney
Ehud Olmert
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ringo Starr
Jerry Seinfeld


And it was just a few...
Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again.


Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.


Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:

41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:


Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:



Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.



Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”

Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”
The Bible presents the right hand as the hand of strength (Exodus 15:6; Psalm 118:16). Sitting at someone’s right hand is considered a position of honor (Psalm 110:1). The right hand is consistently valued over the left hand in Scripture (Genesis 48:13-18; Galatians 2:9). What does this mean about left-handedness? Is being left-handed considered a curse or a weakness? No. The Bible’s emphasis on “the right hand” is simply a reflection of reality. The dominant arm is almost always stronger than the other arm, and 85-90 percent of people are right-handed. So, in the vast majority of people, the right hand is stronger. Thus, the Bible uses the right hand as a symbol of strength and honor.

This does not carry any negative connotations for left-handed people. It is simply a matter of symbolism. Whenever the Bible mentions left-handed people, it does not present left-handedness as a weakness. Ehud, a judge of Israel and a mighty warrior, was left-handed (Judges 3:15-21). Judges 20:16 mentions 700 left-handed warriors who could “sling a stone at a hair and not miss.” First Chronicles 12:2 seems to reference bowmen who were ambidextrous. When the Bible refers to left-handed people, it speaks of left-handedness as an advantage, not a weakness.

While it is not as honorable as sitting at someone’s right hand, sitting at the left hand is still a position of honor (Matthew 20:21). Sitting immediately to a person’s left was considered the second-most honorable position. It was not as if everyone to the right was more honored than those to the left. The right hand is used in the Bible as a symbol of strength due to the right hand usually being stronger than the left. This should not be understood as a slight against left-handed people.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-27-2015, 01:32 PM

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Is this actually serious?!!

I have 5 points here:

1.God doesn't prefer anyone; he loves us all

2.A judge of Israel and the 700 Benjamires were lefties, they were heroes. So would they go to hell?

3.None of those Bible verses mention left hand people, just the hands.

4.What if a murderer was right handed? Would God like it?

5.Are there any bible verses like this?:

Right handed people are better than left handed people

No, there is none.

2 extra things:

1.What if someone was ambidextrous or learned to write with both hands.

2.Being left handed isn't a choice, it's a genetic, or what if someone broke their right arm/hand or lost it and had to use their left? It could happen to you, y'know…



So please stop these actions saying that righties are better than lefties or God likes righties better. That's not how Religion works.

Thank you.
I agree with you 100%
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I agree with you 100%
No one cares. This is a Christian forum.


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Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 04-30-2015, 01:54 PM

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What does that have to do with the studies you mentioned as to the brain?

You are the one claiming that there is alleged "proof" of certain things and dissing and abusing people you claim don't know about it.

WHy not cite the information you claim to be there? If you HAD actually researched it at all, it should well be quick find for you. It WOULD be better however if you had authored the papers yourself of course, because by your 'free-thinking" rhetoric, you can't believe "stuff" others have written, right?

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Are you not living your life off of a book written by someone else? The bible is inspired by God, not hand written by God. The bible has been changed many times over, things have been left out and added in. John Wycliffe, John Hus, Martin Luther, John Colet, Thomas Linacre the list goes on and on. I am right handed along with the rest of my family but I feel no more superior than a left handed person. The bible can be interpreted in many ways, thus the reason for so many different religions.
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Are you not living your life off of a book written by someone else? The bible is inspired by God, not hand written by God. The bible has been changed many times over, things have been left out and added in. John Wycliffe, John Hus, Martin Luther, John Colet, Thomas Linacre the list goes on and on. I am right handed along with the rest of my family but I feel no more superior than a left handed person. The bible can be interpreted in many ways, thus the reason for so many different religions.
Don't be silly! You shouldn't feel any more superior than anyone else. All sinners are the same in God's eyes, and you all make Him angry every day (Psalm 7:11).

When you've given over you life to Christ, then you'll feel different. You'll be different. You'll be perfect!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Are you not living your life off of a book written by someone else? The bible is inspired by God, not hand written by God. The bible has been changed many times over, things have been left out and added in. John Wycliffe, John Hus, Martin Luther, John Colet, Thomas Linacre the list goes on and on. I am right handed along with the rest of my family but I feel no more superior than a left handed person. The bible can be interpreted in many ways, thus the reason for so many different religions.
Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 05-18-2015, 10:03 AM

I'm southern Baptist and I'm left handed and I believe that everything said about being left handed is symbolic and used metaphorically and not once did any one mention about the 700 warriors in the book of judges or any other left handed warrior also mentioned in scripture and it sounds like to me people are forgetting exactly why Christ died for us just because I'm left handed doesn't make me evil or I bad person Christ is my saviour and I love him and I look at it this way if god almighty didn't want me to be a lefty I would have been born right handed god has a plan for me and that plan includes me being left handed and if being left handed is wrong then god shall open my eyes to it until then I'm proud to be a lefty and god bless you all
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I'm southern Baptist and I'm left handed and I believe that everything said about being left handed is symbolic and used metaphorically and not once did any one mention about the 700 warriors in the book of judges or any other left handed warrior also mentioned in scripture and it sounds like to me people are forgetting exactly why Christ died for us just because I'm left handed doesn't make me evil or I bad person Christ is my saviour and I love him and I look at it this way if god almighty didn't want me to be a lefty I would have been born right handed god has a plan for me and that plan includes me being left handed and if being left handed is wrong then god shall open my eyes to it until then I'm proud to be a lefty and god bless you all
Dear Miss Bat,

It is so nice of you to come to us to worship Jesus our Savior. You have many admirable qualities based on your post but I am also deeply worried about your attitudes towards revelation, i.e., the methodology of God to make Himself known to us.



Psalms 12:6
The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.


Let us look at the verse above.
  • Obviously, it is beautiful and magnificent but it also tells us in a compact form how to read the Bible.
  • "Pure words! Purified seven times!"
  • There is no doubt, no mention of symbolism or metaphors. Pure words.
  • You must take the Words of God as they were written. That is the only path to Salvation.
Being left-handed does not make you evil. Disregarding God's Word does. Left-handedness can be easily cured with adequate prayer.

Mark 3:15
And to have power to heal sicknesses, and to cast out devils:


Isn't it glorious that left-handedness can be either a disease or caused by demons? Whatever the cause, it can be healed by prayer. This means that there is still lots of hope for you and you don't have to despair just because you lack dexterity in your right hand!




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