[James Dewitt]

On Sunday afternoon, after church I watched a football game on the TV. I noticed some thing rather odd, most of the players where Nigra's. On one team the Quarterback was even a Nigra(that team lost). So I switched to a different channel and viewed a basketball game. Same thing most of the players where Nigras.
This got me to thinking about a few things.
1 Why are there so many professional athletes that are Nigras?
2 Is it because they are lazy and won't get real jobs?
3 Are Nigra's better at sports that Godly Caucasians?
4 If the above is true, is it because they are better equipped for the sport?
4a Does the fact that they all have over sized nostrils help in breathing?
4b Does nappy hair help in aerodynamics ( less wind resistance)
4c Why can they run so fast? Is it due to the fact that their ancestors in the jungle had to out run lions?
4d Why can they jump so high? Is this learned from jumping fences while stealing pies?
4e Why did God give them over sized tallywackers( not that I have seen one, but I have heard stories)? Does it help in cornering, them Nigras can change direction on a dime and give you change back?
5 Did God give them this talent for our viewing pleasure on Sunday?

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

I think 4e is why they never win swimming medals.

[James Dewitt]

Originally Posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean

I think 4e is why they never win swimming medals.

I wonderd that too, except I thought that it was because they did not like water. Nigra's kinda smell.

[James Hutchins]

Nigras were bred for entertainment.

Tell me you do not get a chuckle every time one narrowly misses getting hit by your fender?

Heres one dancing (remember the one eyed joo, Sammy Davis?)

And this one, listen to them sound like apes!