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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-04-2014, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen
God knows there are plenty of good reasons for ending up in hell, so why challenge fate just because you want to feel like something special?
Approximately 10 percent of the world population today is running around and telling others that they are left-handers - this is not a particularly clever move. The Bible contains several examples that God undoubtedly prefer right-handed people. In fact there is much evidence that left-handers will burn in hell for all eternity.
Maybe some of you think that it is a coincident if you're left- or right-handed - nothing is more wrong than such an assumption.
Let us look at a few examples of the type of people who have chosen to use Satan's hand (left hand) as their primary hand, instead of the right, which according to the Bible is God’s favorite hand:
Barack Hussein Obama and his slutty wife Michelle, mocking the Stars & Stribes and GOD by using the devillish left hand instead of the right.
Barack Hussein Obama
W.C. Fields
Bill Clinton
Benjamin Franklin
Robert Plant
Julius Caesar
Fidel Castro
David Letterman
Kermit the Frog
Boston Strangler
Jack-the-Ripper
Leonardo da Vinci
Euell Gibbons
Albert Einstein
Oprah Winfrey
Robert Redford
Bart Simpson
Kurt Cobain
Jimi Hendrix
Benjamin Netanyahu
Angelina Jolie
Dan Aykroyd
Paul McCartney
Ehud Olmert
Sarah Jessica Parker
Ringo Starr
Jerry Seinfeld
And it was just a few...
Still think it is a coincident?? Take a look on the scripture below, and I'm sure you will never doubt again.
Genesis 48:13-19 (King James Version)
13And Joseph took them both, Ephraim in his right hand toward Israel's left hand, and Manasseh in his left hand toward Israel's right hand, and brought them near to him. 14And Israel stretched out his right hand, and laid it upon Ephraim's head, who was the younger, and his left hand upon Manasseh's head, guiding his hands wittingly; for Manasseh was the firstborn.15And he blessed Joseph, and said, God, before whom my fathers Abraham and Isaac did walk, the God which fed me all my life long unto this day, 16The Angel which redeemed me from all evil, bless the lads; and let my name be named on them, and the name of my fathers Abraham and Isaac; and let them grow into a multitude in the midst of the earth.
17When Joseph saw his father placing his right hand on Ephraim's head he was displeased; so he took hold of his father's hand to move it from Ephraim's head to Manasseh's head.18And Joseph said unto his father, Not so, my father: for this is the firstborn; put thy right hand upon his head. 19And his father refused, and said, I know it, my son, I know it: he also shall become a people, and he also shall be great: but truly his younger brother shall be greater than he, and his seed shall become a multitude of nations.
Matthew 25:33-34...41 (King James Version)
33And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
34Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:
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41Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:
Matthew 6:3 (King James Version)
But when you do alms, let not your left hand know what your right hand does:
Ecclesastes 10:2 (King James Version)
A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.
Psalm 118:15-16 (King James Version)
15Shouts of joy and victory resound in the tents of the righteous:
“The Lord’s right hand has done mighty things! 16 The Lord’s right hand is lifted high; the Lord’s right hand has done mighty things!”
Psalm 16:11 (King James Version) Thou wilt shew me the path of life: in thy presence is fulness of joy; at thy right hand there are pleasures for evermore
Psalm 110:1 (King James Version) A Psalm of David. The Lord says to my Lord: “Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool.”
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You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! People can't help if they're right or left-handed!!! There is NOTHING wrong with being left-handed..my sister and my grandfather are both left-handed.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-04-2014, 11:25 PM
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You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! People can't help if they're right or left-handed!!! There is NOTHING wrong with being left-handed..my sister and my grandfather are both left-handed.
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Sure people are born with it but they can reform. My youngest son was born that way He knows its wrong. He cant help himself sometimes which is why he is beat for it but he tries to use his right as much as he can even if it makes things more difficult and thats what counts. Its YOUR choice.
1 Timothy 5:8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-04-2014, 11:36 PM
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Sure people are born with it but they can reform. My youngest son was born that way He knows its wrong. He cant help himself sometimes which is why he is beat for it but he tries to use his right as much as he can even if it makes things more difficult and thats what counts. Its YOUR choice.
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Why do you beat your son because he's left-handed?? That's child abuse. There is NOTHING wrong with being left-handed. And please, use the correct form of 'beat'. It's beaten* not beat.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-04-2014, 11:52 PM
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Why do you beat your son because he's left-handed?? That's child abuse. There is NOTHING wrong with being left-handed. And please, use the correct form of 'beat'. It's beaten* not beat.
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Disciplining my child to stop him from burning in hell is abuse? I think not. He wants to be normal. All i do is give him a little encouragement.
1 Timothy 5:8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-05-2014, 12:09 AM
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Originally Posted by irishlo123
You have GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
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Sin is no joking matter, dear. We take such offence against God Almighty very seriously here. Say, why don't you introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to know Jesus intimately in this world of darkness. You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-05-2014, 01:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Sin is no joking matter, dear. We take such offence against God Almighty very seriously here. Say, why don't you introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! Tell us what church you go to, what your favorite Bible verse is, and how you came to know Jesus intimately in this world of darkness. You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.
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I know sin is very serious. I am a religious person but to you I am in a "cult". You cannot save me, only God can. And you have no right to tell me I'm going to Hell. Because only God knows that.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-05-2014, 01:31 AM
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I know sin is very serious. I am a religious person but to you I am in a "cult". You cannot save me, only God can. And you have no right to tell me I'm going to Hell. Because only God knows that.
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Sure we can Save© you. God has empowered us to do just that!
1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth
Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.
1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.
Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.
John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.
John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.
1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.
Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
I am more than happy to reach out and work with you to stop sinning with your left hand. Imagine the Glory!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-05-2014, 01:33 AM
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Originally Posted by irishlo123
you have no right to tell me I'm going to Hell. Because only God knows that.
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Jesus says that all non-Christians will end up in hell, so of course we know that as well. What do you think that makes you any different from other non-Christians like you?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-05-2014, 10:49 AM
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I know sin is very serious. I am a religious person but to you I am in a "cult". You cannot save me, only God can. And you have no right to tell me I'm going to Hell. Because only God knows that.
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You have no right to question how i encourage my son to reform. You can reform too!
1 Timothy 5:8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-10-2014, 02:25 AM
I'd really like to do some scholarly research into a potential correlation between left-handedness and left-wing political sympathies.
Science has already shown us that the left-handed are more likely to be paedophiles and serial killers so why should left-handedness not correlate with other fervently undesirable attributes?
Although I don't advocate violence (except in cases of clear Biblical ruling), I can't help thinking that it would be a sensible preemptive strike if someone rounded up all the wrong-handers and turned them into quadriplegics. Surely it follows that if left-handedness is associated with evil, cutting off their left hand will remove the propensity for immorality. Taking the other 3 limbs would just be a back up plan. I'd imagine it's hard to fiddle kids with no arms or legs!
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-11-2014, 01:30 AM
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Surely it follows that if left-handedness is associated with evil, cutting off their left hand will remove the propensity for immorality.
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Sadly such logic and common sense are no longer taught in what passes for medical "schools" these days. The more they learn the less they know.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
03-11-2014, 10:37 AM
Still can't believe that unbeliever was calling me abusive for convincing my son to use his proper right hand. What do you people think?
1 Timothy 5:8 But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-03-2014, 12:42 PM
thank God I am not left-handed I always use the right of my hand now I know the truth
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-03-2014, 02:55 PM
...the most religious guy i know is left-handed
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-03-2014, 02:58 PM
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...the most religious guy i know is left-handed
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Do tell. What denomination is he? What version of the Bible does he read from?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-03-2014, 11:05 PM
No thanks still gonna be left handed
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-03-2014, 11:17 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Sure we can Save© you. God has empowered us to do just that!
1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
1st John 3:7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
1st John 3:8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
1st John 3:9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth
Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.
1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.
Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.
Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.
John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.
John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.
1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.
Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.
I am more than happy to reach out and work with you to stop sinning with your left hand. Imagine the Glory!
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How can you copyright the word save?
And how can someone on here give me a infraction for being left handed this site is so discriminating can anyone tell how to message because im going to ask someone on here about this its pure crap!
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-03-2014, 11:24 PM
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Originally Posted by ScienceWins
...And how can someone on here give me a infraction for being left handed...
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The infraction is for "going yappity yap yap", not for being left-handed.
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...can anyone tell how to message...
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Yes.
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...because im going to ask someone on here about this its pure crap!
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Ask away. Somehow, I doubt you'll like the answer (I'm just psychic like that).
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-03-2014, 11:29 PM
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The infraction is for "going yappity yap yap", not for being left-handed.
Yes.
Ask away. Somehow, I doubt you'll like the answer (I'm just psychic like that).
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Ok I will ask how do you know people can be reformed to be right handed?
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Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! -
04-03-2014, 11:39 PM
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Ok I will ask how do you know people can be reformed to be right handed?
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Because it has been done successfully for centuries all around the world. Especially in North-America and Europe.
For example, here is a heartwarming testimony of one case of paternal care
http://www.experienceproject.com/sto...handed/3129172
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