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Default I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 09-26-2016, 09:34 PM

Hello. My name is Bill and I am 14 years old. I have a short history of disgusting, homosexual sins. I was taught by my parents that it was ok to like boys. How can I get permission to make a new thread to explain my situation better? I want to get rid of my perverted past.


Thank you. God bless.

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Hello. My name is Bill and I am 14 years old. I have a short history of disgusting, homosexual sins. I was taught by my parents that it was ok to like boys. How can I get permission to make a new thread to explain my situation better? I want to get rid of my perverted past.


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Bill. This is the introduction forum. Here, is where you Introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus Would you please be so kind as to answer these simple questions? I am VERY glad that you are turning against the way of gay, but could you at least follow the rules? To make a new thread, you must become a Forum Member by writing posts that please Jesus, and be sure to pray.


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Default Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 09-28-2016, 09:37 AM

Bill, I am always suspicious when people like you come here and describe their own behavior as "disgusting," yet admit they are unsaved and unchurched.

Given that you know nothing of God's word, how did you ever arrive at the conclusion that homosexual acts you clearly enjoy are "disgusting"?


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Hello. My name is Bill and I am 14 years old. I have a short history of disgusting, homosexual sins. I was taught by my parents that it was ok to like boys. How can I get permission to make a new thread to explain my situation better? I want to get rid of my perverted past.


Thank you. God bless.

Little Billy-boy:


At 14 it's very hard. Experimentation is normal - but if you find you don't like what you've tried, think of other things to try.


Have you tried thinking of baseball to sublimate these feelings?
Perhaps there is a gay/lesbian youth center nearby.


You would be embraced by the adults there and you would find other young ones like you to share experiences and your common bond. Don't be too tough on yourself. Find an adult to trust and seek out the LGBTQ resources near you. I can help if you want. I am an attorney and a trusted member of society in New York City. There are many young people there who go to the Center for support.


Take care, bubelah. You'll be fine. G_d bless and keep you.


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Default Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 09-28-2016, 06:40 PM

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Experimentation is normal - but if you find you don't like what you've tried, think of other things to try.
Good gravy, why not just tell him your Grindr account, induct him into the Devil's Hall of Sexual Depravity, turn him into a Godless Jew, and rip out his soul, sell it on ebay, turn a profit, use that profit to advertise for more 14 year old souls, and be done already?

Experimentation is only normal because through Eve (and by extension, Adam), sin is now normal. But it wasn't God's Plan to be that way. God's plan was to create a Paradise, organize and decorate it with beautiful things, living and non-living, populate it with mankind (not to keep Him company or anything, because even though He was alone for all eternity up to the last 6000 year, He wasn't lonely or bored or restless or anything like that because He was and always has been Perfect and that mean Perfectly Happy with His Own Company - which you can see referenced when reading the first chapters of Genesis in which He talks to Himself, but not in a lonely or schizophrenic way). Man (well, woman, Eve namely) messed this all up with Pride and an an unholy desire to rule over herself.

The best advice, dear confused gay boy, is to read the Holy Bible, find God's Plan for you, and then do it! You might start with Ecclesiastes 12:13 to give you some inspiration. I'll give you a bit of a heads-up right now: Nowhere will you find any allusion to disgusting homosexual acts as being a part of God's Plan for you or anyone. In fact, God's plan for people who think that way is to recognize how much He is repulsed by it, accept the appropriate feelings of overwhelming shame, and guilt yourself into feeling normal, like everyone else. Fake it till you make it!


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Default Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 09-28-2016, 07:30 PM

Hey there, Billy. I'm not gay myself (you might say I'm heteroflexible or a Kinsey 1, although the Kinsey scale is problematic since it ignores both gender diversity and people on the ace spectrum) but I have a lot of LGBTQQIAAP+ friends and have taken my share of queer studies courses, so I'd be happy to offer support. You should never be ashamed or afraid to live your truth. However, please remember that your status as a sexual minority is not a free pass to discriminate against trans guys, fat guys, femme guys, older guys, or men of color, or to otherwise be a bigoted jerk in your dating life. It's not having a "type" or a preference -- it's prejudice, plain and simple. Remember that and you'll be a golden gay (though I really prefer to hear "queer" -- much more inclusive).

Oh, and tell these Bible-humpers to kiss your well-lubed posterior.


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Hello. My name is Bill and I am 14 years old. I have a short history of disgusting, homosexual sins. I was taught by my parents that it was ok to like boys. How can I get permission to make a new thread to explain my situation better? I want to get rid of my perverted past.


Thank you. God bless.

Your parents were wrong Billy. They are probably white people. In my home country which is Jamaica we catch homos and set them on fire.


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Default Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 09-29-2016, 04:22 PM

Having quite recently become a Bible-loving Christian, I find that all my previous, atheistic objections to Gay (male) sexual activities are, in fact, approved by God Himself, as expressed by his Holy Word.
I also know for an absolute fact that attempting to gain-say God's Holy Word is a really big mistake and will send a person, male, female and everything in between, straight to Hell.
So my advice, Confused Gay Boy, is to rid your mind of all your disgusting gay thoughts and concentrate instead on breeding rabbits, creatures which provide a fine example of Godly heterosexual activity. (With the proviso, of course, that you make proper allowance for their un-Godly animal proclivity for jaw-dropping promiscuity).
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Having quite recently become a Bible-loving Christian...
I quite remember you from your arrogant introduction. I'm glad to see you've discovered a love for the Holy Word of God! Please be advised, no one cares of you *love* the King James Bible, only that you *believe* and *follow* It. There are certainly things I don't love about It (for example all the things I'm expected to do to keep up with that Miss Perfect Proverb 31 woman, who probably doesn't even have stretch marks or a single varicose vein), but my fear of the LORD and my healthy avoidance of Eternal Damnation motivate me to believe and obey anyway!




Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 09-29-2016, 09:03 PM

Thank you for broaching this subject, sister Mary. As long as we're laying our cards on the table, I must confess I often feel inadequate when comparing myself to the men of the Bible.

Shamgar, for example:

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And after him was Shamgar the son of Anath, which slew of the Philistines six hundred men with an ox goad: and he also delivered Israel.
I mean just think about that. Shamgar was so brave and strong, he was able to slay 600 men with just a stick!

I often lay awake at night, pondering how many men I could slay, if the very survival of my nation were at stake.

I figure I could probably take out a good two-dozen or so with my AR-15, but of course I would have to stop to reload frequently, due to California's Draconian limits on magazine sizes.

I know I can't blame this rotten state for my lack of manhood, but I sometimes wonder what kind of man God would have allowed me to become, had I grown up a nice place like Iowa or Oklahoma.


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Default Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 09-29-2016, 09:43 PM

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Having quite recently become a Bible-loving Christian, I find that all my previous, atheistic objections to Gay (male) sexual activities are, in fact, approved by God Himself, as expressed by his Holy Word.
I also know for an absolute fact that attempting to gain-say God's Holy Word is a really big mistake and will send a person, male, female and everything in between, straight to Hell.
So my advice, Confused Gay Boy, is to rid your mind of all your disgusting gay thoughts and concentrate instead on breeding rabbits, creatures which provide a fine example of Godly heterosexual activity. (With the proviso, of course, that you make proper allowance for their un-Godly animal proclivity for jaw-dropping promiscuity).

They can't be promiscuous if you keep proper tabs on them. Also, rabbits are not clean according to Leviticus, so be careful what you do with them. The skins can be of use in cleaning guns and the meat can be used to feed non-humans, which covers a lot of possibilities.


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Default Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 09-30-2016, 04:20 AM

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Default Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 09-30-2016, 04:28 AM

Hi and welcome to our friendly forum, sweetie!

it would be great if you could make an effort to go to the Introduction Forum and you know, introduce yourself, which is something that civilized humans are supposed to do before engaging in a conversation.
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Default Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 09-30-2016, 06:45 AM

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Hi and welcome to our friendly forum, sweetie!

it would be great if you could make an effort to go to the Introduction Forum and you know, introduce yourself, which is something that civilized humans are supposed to do before engaging in a conversation.

How nice of you to lead and guide this person in the path he should trod. As a certified equine gnathologist and future veterinarian, equine psychoanalyst and yet unmarried, I need someone in my life who is caring and kind. You know you're my one and only.


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Love Jesus Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 10-01-2016, 03:23 AM

Hey, there's nothing wrong with being gay! God made you this way, trying not to be gay would be blasphemy! Accept yourself and join the LGBT+ movement! I myself am a proud gay non-binary person happily married to my gorgeous lover. You should be proud of who you are and accept your gayness <3
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Default Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 10-01-2016, 03:30 AM

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Hey, there's nothing wrong with being gay!...
That's not what God thinks, according to the Bible, and around here, the Bible is the guide. Not you.

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...God made you this way, trying not to be gay would be blasphemy!...
Think about it: God also created Hell. Why would He go to all that trouble if He didn't make anyone to go there? Do you think God is stupid or something?

Let's see what the Bible has to say about it:

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness:
I make peace, and create evil:
I the Lord do all these things."

Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself:
Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

So much for the "God made me this way, therefore He loves me as I am" malarkey.


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Default Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 10-01-2016, 04:37 AM

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That's not what God thinks, according to the Bible, and around here, the Bible is the guide. Not you.

Think about it: God also created Hell. Why would He go to all that trouble if He didn't make anyone to go there? Do you think God is stupid or something?

Let's see what the Bible has to say about it:

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness:
I make peace, and create evil:
I the Lord do all these things."

Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself:
Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

So much for the "God made me this way, therefore He loves me as I am" malarkey.
*sigh* Didymus, did somebody drop you on your head when you were a baby? Being gay is not a birth defect, it's a LIFESTYLE. Get your facts straight (haha, I made that joke by mistake)
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Yeah, but that's how it works EVERYWHERE. Do you think there's some little town where a fairytale book is the guide?


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...Being gay is not a birth defect, it's a LIFESTYLE...
Why don't you go back and actually read what I wrote? I never made a claim either way. I simply refuted the other poster's logic (that because God made someone some way, God's good with it) USING THE BIBLE.

I suggest you try doing the same.


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Default Re: I Am A Confused Gay Boy - 10-01-2016, 04:50 AM

Umm...2 Timothy 4:2? You should be ready to preach the word! Correct any mistakes. If you want to correct someone, could you give all the details?


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