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Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth -
02-10-2008, 10:47 AM
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Apologi ze for telling me to learn English, where as it seems my vocabulary - with the help of Baby Jesus - is a bit richer than yours, friend*.
Please stop lying: I didn't say Austria or wherever you live is called "the boondocks", I said you lived there. If you know how to scroll up, and read, you might actually see what I mean, nancyboy.
Hold on: are you an Abo or something, because your level of understanding seems to border closely to being a full spec 'tard.
Why do you hate God so much?
* to save you looking up this word: it means "mate"
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Fair enough you know English, thats great, now you want an apology ay, well i will apoligise when you do for calling me a lyer, if you scroll up, i know its hard but you can do it, you will see you didnt say i lived there you said God Killed my Cat lived there.
I never once said i hated God... why would i? God is everywhere, he can smite all can he not? watch out he may smite you for calling Aboriginals Abos, which is racist in Australia.
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02-10-2008, 11:20 AM
Thankyou for bannishing Jandrew, I feared his mind was well embedded in the colon of satan himself. This site is far safer now.
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Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth -
02-10-2008, 12:26 PM
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Apologi ze for telling me to learn English, where as it seems my vocabulary - with the help of Baby Jesus - is a bit richer than yours, friend*.
Please stop lying: I didn't say Austria or wherever you live is called "the boondocks", I said you lived there. If you know how to scroll up, and read, you might actually see what I mean, nancyboy.
Hold on: are you an Abo or something, because your level of understanding seems to border closely to being a full spec 'tard.
Why do you hate God so much?
* to save you looking up this word: it means "mate"
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You guys are a bunch of retards still living in the dark ages. This must be where all the fundamentalist pedophiles are closetted away. You even have a token Eurofag here.
I am a recovered Catholic and couldn't then or now stand the hypocrisy of you fundamentalist types. Your pure evil and your comtempt for your fellow man is disgusting.
This site is without doubt the most disgusting site I have ever visited but you people will just sit there in your fortresses of arrogance and feel superior to the rest of us.
But you are all wrong God didn't create f**kups he put you sickos here for a reason. He is showing us what not to become.
You guys have just missinterpreted the message.
Have a good day.
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Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth -
02-10-2008, 01:16 PM
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Dear Friend,
Please don't embarass yourself. Modest Brother Zeke has an honorary degree from the Sorbonne for his pathbreaking studies in Japanese cultural reactions to Christianity. A pastor here who posts as Larry Lee does an annual lecture series opposite Camille Pagila on gender studies for New York University's graduate program in Philosophy. A pastor here who posts as One Eyed Jack is on the nominating committee for the Fields Medal, mathematics' highest honor. They're just too humble to throw their credentials in other people's faces. Doesn't make them rednecks.
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Please lol, humble rofl you whackos
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02-10-2008, 01:19 PM
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Thats right, I forgot that all African Americans made there own way to the US "of their own free will" to help out the white folk in their fields.
Thankfully with your location stated as "behind my husband" just like the rest of us, island "homers", you won't be able to breed from that position !
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Don't be retarded. "Behind my husband" doesn't mean physically, unless we're walking down the street, then I walk three paces behind, but emotionally and socially. I support him in everything he does.
As for coloreds coming to America, if you note, I said every person came here of their own free will. I didn't say anything about the descendants of Ham.
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02-10-2008, 01:22 PM
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What Sister M&M said about ironic Minions.
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How can you be talking about obscene rules.
You guys are absolute filth
The bolded describes all you american filth, btw I got this web site through another website showing what scum you all are.
I know there is a god but meh to all you religious nuts from every religion you dirty hypocrites if your bible is real you are the guys who are going to hell.
Americans have to be be the dumbest and most brainwashed of all people on this planet.
BTW Australia is not full of criminals you ignorant clowns.
You want to know a bit more about all religions on this planet watch this http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/ you rednecks.
I wish this world would wake up and see every religion is scam just like your pedophilic boy tampering one.
God is everything that is natural imo and you guys are the opposite, I hope their is a hell so you all burn
Believe me if we were back in 400bc in my ancestors peak I would slice all you evil mother f@ckers up
May Zeus strike you all down with lightning lol
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02-10-2008, 01:27 PM
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Believe me if we were back in 400bc in my ancestors peak I would slice all you evil mother f@ckers up
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I love tolerant people.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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02-10-2008, 02:29 PM
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As for coloreds coming to America, if you note, I said every person came here of their own free will. I didn't say anything about the descendants of Ham.
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I should point out before some misinformed LIEberal comes screaming "Racist! Racist!" at me (or knowing the quality of unsaved trash we've been getting lately, "Rasest! Rasest!"), I never said that coloreds can't become people. Look at our own Brother Remy! A proud graduate of Landover's ex-negro program!
Why, I'm sure that if we can ever find enough True Christians™ or even those with potential in that criminal haven of Australia to start a Landover franchise there, we might even start working on an ex-Abo program!
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02-10-2008, 06:28 PM
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Have you ever heard of Harold Shipman?
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But I do strongly believe that Australia is a country that has been built on comradery.
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Could someone please explain to me the difference between Catholisism and what you all believe in?
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Do you know the difference between say the Greek Orthadox Church and the Roman Catholic church?
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I am a recovered Catholic and couldn't then or now stand the hypocrisy of you fundamentalist types.
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Well, while you're still probably going to Hell, I'm glad to hear that you've recovered from your Catholicism.
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Please lol, humble rofl you whackos
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I'd be quite happy to lol if it means that much to you, but how exactly am I supposed to rofl in a humble fashion?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Australiens Apologize to Abo Filth -
02-10-2008, 09:49 PM
I was pointed to this site because Australians are laughing at your ignorance. I love how someone said that all Australians are criminals because Australia was used to dump convicts. Well if you Americans knew history the British used America for the same reason.
Anyway how many true English Australian's really exist anymore anyway. My Grandmother has traced our family history back to us arriving on the First Fleet for stealing bread. Not many people can say that anymore. Well now you have myself and my brother to keep the family name going and my mother is an imigrant from Holland so we are both half Dutch. So the true English Australian background gets further and further away. Australia is the most multi-cultural country in the world. A big population are imigrants. To give you all an idea we have a city called Melbourne that's the second largest Greek speaking city in the World (first is Greece). Due to this we live in a country that has a very low race crime problem. Yes there has been things plastered on the News but it is very minimal. The biggest problem these days is a small Lebonese community that are second and third generation in Australia coursing issues. But it's a minority.
As far as the Aboriginals go I totally agree with not apoligising. That said we have different types of Aboriginals. You have the real Aboriginals that still live in remote parts of Australia. These ones don't real cause the problems and can be very friendly people to talk to and learn things from. Then you have the urban Aboriginals. These ones are in the cities that the government gives handouts to and there are lots of them have drinking and drug problems. They don't have a reason to intergrate into sociaty because they have no reason to get a job due to the government handouts for them. Our governments have had this stuck in their heads forever that if they throw money at them it will give them a way of intergrating into sociaty and it doesn't work.
Now back to comparing our problems with America. Look at the problems that America still have with race crimes and racism with their countries native people. America has had thousands of years to intergrate the different races into the general sociaty and there is still big problems with this "blacks vs whites" attitude. Well Australia has only been populated by whites for a couple of hundred years and our issues aren't as big as the problems in America. Give us at least 500 years and see how our issues are then.
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02-11-2008, 01:22 AM
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my mother is an imigrant from Holland so we are both half Dutch.
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So you're pot-smoking criminal whores then? That's nothing to be proud of, but it certainly puts us in our place!
Anyway, we don't want to hear about what sort of small bulldyke communities you have around your little hellhole of an island. This is a family-friendly forum and I'll have to ask you to not talk about that sort of thing like it's something to be proud of.
I'm sure you wrote more, but you babbled on a lot and I'm too busy to do more than scan the rantings of an unsaved Kiwi fruit.
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02-11-2008, 02:54 AM
Oh I am so getting in on this.
G'day maties, Scarn'on?
Now to start off this post, let me just say WHO gives you people the right to bitch about OUR political affairs, let alone slander another group of people on this little blue ball of dirt?? You god tossers are meant to be the "enlightened" crowd, the ones who give forgiveness, understanding, and free wine!
Aside from the fact that you are breaking one of the commandments, "treat those how you would want to be treated yourself" or however its worded, you are attacking a very sensitive political issue with even less neurone fueled argument than your very own pants on head retarded president would.
First of all, yes, there is a large percentage of Aboriginal people who are not Christian. Big woop. Christianity isn't even the most followed religion on the planet, you're losing. No one wants to hear about your imaginary friends.
Second, what evidence do you have that "no aboriginal person knows what to do with money"? Theres a damn lot of them who hold 'propper' jobs, go to school, do work for the community, and are good citizens. I would bet population wise theres more educated aboriginals in Australia than there is educated Americans in America.
My point backed up by the appalling spelling by the mods here.
I'm sorry to say it, but you people are shooting totally blind, and are making even less friends than your backwards little views on the world let you receive in the first place.
I hope when you eventually die and ascend, Buddha is standing there at the gates with a scalpel and a bottle of antiseptic to fill your sad little minds with, then boot you back to the dirt where you belong.
Peace.
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02-11-2008, 03:24 AM
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Oh I am so getting in on this.
G'day maties, Scarn'on?
Now to start off this post, let me just say WHO gives you people the right to bitch about OUR political affairs, let alone slander another group of people on this little blue ball of dirt?? You god tossers are meant to be the "enlightened" crowd, the ones who give forgiveness, understanding, and free wine!
Aside from the fact that you are breaking one of the commandments, "treat those how you would want to be treated yourself" or however its worded, you are attacking a very sensitive political issue with even less neurone fueled argument than your very own pants on head retarded president would.
First of all, yes, there is a large percentage of Aboriginal people who are not Christian. Big woop. Christianity isn't even the most followed religion on the planet, you're losing. No one wants to hear about your imaginary friends.
Second, what evidence do you have that "no aboriginal person knows what to do with money"? Theres a damn lot of them who hold 'propper' jobs, go to school, do work for the community, and are good citizens. I would bet population wise theres more educated aboriginals in Australia than there is educated Americans in America.
My point backed up by the appalling spelling by the mods here.
I'm sorry to say it, but you people are shooting totally blind, and are making even less friends than your backwards little views on the world let you receive in the first place.
I hope when you eventually die and ascend, Buddha is standing there at the gates with a scalpel and a bottle of antiseptic to fill your sad little minds with, then boot you back to the dirt where you belong.
Peace.
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I agree with you 100% Mad_Aussie. As for 'abos' being filth, look at the filth you have living in America, the county you call God's country.
and for the record God loves everyone, not just those in your sick group.
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02-11-2008, 03:57 AM
I have never seen such clouded brainwashed people in my life, Your more of an embarresment to America then Aboriginals are to Australia, If you think God likes they way you operate your horribly wrong get off your High Horses and go out and actually help people, because at the moment you sound like a bunch of yokel uneducated Rednecks!!!! I have been to Africa and seen Catholics and other religions actually helping improve the qaulity of other peoples lives, Not just sitting there judging everyone who has different beliefs or culture, I feel sorry for you people and hope you realise becuase your a waste of space and air on earth.
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02-11-2008, 04:04 AM
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Now to start off this post, let me just say WHO gives you people the right to b***h about OUR political affairs
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Jesus, and America is the leader of the free world.
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'propper'
My point backed up by the appalling spelling by the mods here.
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More evidence of Satan's love of irony in his minions.
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02-11-2008, 04:08 AM
Americas time will soon be over they are slowly going down hill like England did along time ago, you have more problems then you think!
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02-11-2008, 05:12 AM
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What can anyone expect from a "country" populated by criminals? Every person who came to the United States did so of their own free will, wanting to make better lives for themselves and their families. Everyone sent to Autistralia was banished there to protect decent folk from their criminal ways.
It gets even worse. We all know that prison drives prisoners to sodomy. So what happens when you have a whole "nation" that's a prison? There's a reason they call each other "mate" all the time, what with all the unnatural attempts at "mating" that go on! It's an island of homers!
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Sorry to double post but this is also a point you've made that really makes me grind my teeth.
Here's a little thing called history. In Australia, where we have a world-class education system *scoff scoff* we get taught the histories of the world.
The First Fleet that came to Australia. This fleet carried convicts accused of some of the most trivial of crimes. You see, back in the jolly 'ol UK, if you did anything worse than stealing a ladie's pettycoat, you got lynched. Most, if not all, the convicts who were taken to Australia were accused of minor crimes that would have been too costly to fill the already overcrowded prisons with.
My family, for instance, has one person, about 6 generations back, who stole a loaf of bread and a petticoat to feed and warm his daughter. He was sent to Aus, his daughter put into an orphanage, and later died there.
The rest of my family arrived as settlers, half went to Tasmania and started Kilbilly Station, the others came to WA, and settled in the goldfields and started a station there.
As history rolled on, more and more settlers arrived, from all over the globe. We have slices of every culture on the planet here. We are THE most diverse nation in the world. Some can say we don't have an "australian" culture, but an "internationalist" culture.
It is true that the US is settled by free people when it started. However your warped perception on the rest of the globe just goes to show that they didn't bring an abundance of neurones with them.
I'm no criminal. The majority of this country are not criminals. To call us that is to directly slander our names and our nation. This is an international crime against humanity under the United Nation's humanitarian laws. It can be taken to international tribuneral, and I hope to hell its taken to the attention of the media.
Peace.
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02-11-2008, 05:19 AM
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The First Fleet that came to Australia. This fleet carried convicts accused of ... crimes.
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Thank you for helping to prove our point. Well, I guess we can safely say case closed on this, Australia is a nation of criminal perverts.
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02-11-2008, 05:26 AM
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Thank you for helping to prove our point. Well, I guess we can safely say case closed on this, Australia is a nation of criminal perverts.
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No, thank you. I knew you people were closed minded. But to take a quote, delete and edit it to your suiting, and then declare that its evidence... Wow. Just, wow.
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02-11-2008, 05:35 AM
ignorant mormons.
more than half the idiots on here cannot spell, and are dribbling complete and utter bullsh*t
going on about how australia is a bad country? some of you have got to be serious? and is it our dollar thats going on the end of the sh*t stick? dont think so.... and i cant say we're in a recession
wow and with so many things to offer in one 'glorious' nation, one would think you guys would be going forwards not backwards
get a clue, and state facts before even having an opinion, u redneck pieces of sh*t
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