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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 10:34 AM
Or does weakness maybe cause us to be a little bit lazy? Have you ever been ill?
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 10:48 AM
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Or does weakness maybe cause us to be a little bit lazy? Have you ever been ill?
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I have told you before. You were just to lazy to breathe. Just as you are to lazy to understand what I am telling you.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 10:55 AM
Perhaps God gave you asthma as a punishment? God will give people illnesses out of His own free will.
Exodus 4:11 And the LORD said unto him, Who hath made man's mouth? or who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 06:55 PM
But Lisa, have you ever been ill?
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 07:00 PM
True Christians do not get ill.
As for the fat women, they should be making pies and not eating them.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 07:08 PM
I resent that. My grandmother has volunteered at her church since before I was born and is the kindest, most loving lady I have ever known, and will not have you saying that she is not a true Christian because she isn't in the peak of health.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 07:13 PM
I might have to go with Lisa and say your grandma was probably lazy. I offer my condolences on your grandmother's death if she really did help the church. She must have done something wrong eventually and get punished by the Lord.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 07:14 PM
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I resent that. My grandmother has volunteered at her church since before I was born and is the kindest, most loving lady I have ever known, and will not have you saying that she is not a true Christian because she isn't in the peak of health.
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If you resent that, then it is really God you resent, for He is the one who commands us to hate fat people.
Deuteronomy 21:20-21 (King James Version) 20And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. 21And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.
Proverbs 23:21 (King James Version) 21For the drunkard and the glutton shall come to poverty: and drowsiness shall clothe a man with rags.
Proverbs 30:21-22 (King James Version) 21For three things the earth is disquieted, and for four which it cannot bear: 22For a servant when he reigneth; and a fool when he is filled with meat;
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 07:16 PM
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I resent that. My grandmother has volunteered at her church since before I was born and is the kindest, most loving lady I have ever known, and will not have you saying that she is not a true Christian because she isn't in the peak of health.
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According to Deuteronomy 7:15, she probably isn't a True Christian.
And the LORD will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all them that hate thee.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 07:33 PM
She is not fat, and is in good physical shape, but her mind troubles us, as she has had several strokes in the past few years.
If true Christians do not become ill, how do they die?
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 07:36 PM
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She is not fat, and is in good physical shape, but her mind troubles us, as she has had several strokes in the past few years.
If true Christians do not become ill, how do they die?
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 07:43 PM
...So they drop dead? Die in their sleep? I'm asking if dying from illness is proof of not being a good Christian. If my grandmother dies of a stroke, is that okay? My grandfather died of cancer. What about that?
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 07:45 PM
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...So they drop dead? Die in their sleep? I'm asking if dying from illness is proof of not being a good Christian. If my grandmother dies of a stroke, is that okay? My grandfather died of cancer. What about that?
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What does your local pastor say about this?
And what does this have to do with the topic at hand?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 07:50 PM
Nothing at all, but I'm trying to reach out for an answer from anyone.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
10-31-2010, 09:16 PM
We are giving you answers, retard. Your grandma was not a True Christian therefore God gave her illness to die a slow, painful death.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
11-05-2010, 06:49 PM
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We are giving you answers, retard. Your grandma was not a True Christian therefore God gave her illness to die a slow, painful death.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
11-07-2010, 03:06 AM
I thought Becon made you gain weight. Wow, il start eating these with my eggs next week.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
11-07-2010, 03:42 AM
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I thought Becon made you gain weight. Wow, il start eating these with my eggs next week.
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Never heard of Atkins? Even our grandmothers knew that too much starch is what makes you fat.
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
01-15-2011, 10:29 AM
You shuld ALL be ashenmed
on your selves
On a God's church web site?
?on jesus crist presents?
to write things like thees?
such haterate?
and bigassy?
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Re: How FAT WOMEN destroyed America and caused global warming! -
01-16-2011, 03:05 PM
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You shuld ALL be ashenmed
on your selves
On a God's church web site?
?on jesus crist presents?
to write things like thees?
such haterate?
and bigassy?
UNBELIVIBLE
Don’t Do Unto Others As They May Decide to Do Unto You
(The Sermon On The Mount - The Golden Rule (Mt 7:12))
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You didn't do well on your first post. An infraction already. Looks like you are going forward in a negative direction.
Now go to the Introduction forum and introduce yourself. Are you male, female or both?
The introduction forum Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.
Then maybe you can ask a 6 year old who can operate a computer to explain what the Quote button on the bottom of every post is for. Pray to Baby Jesus to give you the brains to know how and when [always] to use it.
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