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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-13-2010, 08:51 PM
Praise Lord for his vengance, Lets hope his next act will be the American South.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-13-2010, 09:17 PM
God does work in mysterious but wonderful ways. That nigra infested island has been partially cleansed.
If only the catlick french had not imported them in the first place.
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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-13-2010, 09:27 PM
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Praise Lord for his vengance, Lets hope his next act will be the American South.
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What is wrong with Brazil? It is far away and their military is a joke, like one rusty tank, a .22 and a canoe.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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01-13-2010, 09:43 PM
This just keeps getting better!
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Haiti Archbishop Killed in Quake as Churches, Cathedral Reduced to Rubble
Msgr. Joseph Serge Miot, the archbishop of Port-au-Prince, was killed in the devastating earthquakes that rocked the Haitian capital Tuesday, Church sources said.
The archbishop of Port-au-Prince was killed in the devastating earthquake that has demolished the Haitian capital and taken untold lives since striking Tuesday, according to a dispatch from the Vatican.
The body of Msgr. Joseph Serge Miot, 65, was found under the rubble of the archdiocese, and may be one of only hundreds of victims trapped in the ruins of Church buildings on the island.
The apostolic nuncio in Haiti, Msgr. Bernardito Auza, said that the cathedral and all the major churches and seminaries in Port-au-Prince were leveled by the most powerful temblor to strike the island in two centuries. Hundreds of seminarians and priests were trapped in the rubble, he told Vatican Radio.
A priest at the French headquarters of Archbishop Miot's order, the Missionaries of St. Jacques, cofirmed to Fox News what he called the "sad and terrible news" of the Haitian archbishop's death. He had no further details of the status of clergy working in Haiti.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-13-2010, 09:56 PM
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Exactly what we have been praying for. Insha'Allah America, the Great Satan will be next.
Allah'u'Akbar!
Allah'u'Akbar!
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This will never happen in TRUE American. Maybe in some sinful state like California, but there are only homosexuals and illegal immigrants in that state. God will deal with them in His time.
But just think, 100,000 sinners are dead today, standing for Jesus for JUDGMENT and that one way ticket to HELL! It makes you proud to be a Christians! GLORY!
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01-13-2010, 10:04 PM
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This will never happen in TRUE American. Maybe in some sinful state like California, but there are only homosexuals and illegal immigrants in that state.
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So true, Brother. And, if California keeps goign the way it is going (banning gay marriage and leading the country executions) who knows? Maybe the way of God will spread all over the US and protect us all!
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01-13-2010, 11:00 PM
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So true, Brother. And, if California keeps goign the way it is going (banning gay marriage and leading the country executions) who knows? Maybe the way of God will spread all over the US and protect us all!
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One of the greatest Blessings I have heard of recently is California banning gay marriage and Mexico legalizing it. There has been a flood of illegal aliens but now that river is about to flow the other way.
Glory to God how he works in mysterious ways!
Praise and Shout Glory!
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-13-2010, 11:28 PM
Pat Robertson knows The Truth.
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Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, "We will serve you if you will get us free from the French." True story. And so, the devil said, "OK, it's a deal."
And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-13-2010, 11:44 PM
Praise, Rev Rodimer, I was just coming here to post that exact story! Listen to the wisdom of Robertson's words and hear the Holy Spirit speak through him:
Praise!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 12:09 AM
Ah, you posted the video! GLORY!
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 12:37 AM
Hallelujah, my prayers have been answered. As most of you know, my company got a bum rap for selling melamine-tainted milk. I say "bum rap" because I swear to this day that melamine is actually an important nutritional food supplement widely used to make counter tops, fabrics, glue, housewares and flame retardants. Nevertheless, many countries unfairly banned our Chinese-made milk powder products. As a result, we've got literally tons of this stuff stockpiled in warehouses in China, and we haven't been able to sell it. This represents a huge loss for us.
And now The Lord, bless him, sends us a disaster in Haiti. This is just what we've been waiting for. Using our carefully crafted political connections, we won the no-bid contract to supply the Haitians with disaster relief. And guess what food stuffs we will be sending them? That's right, pure nutritious milk powder! Plus some mouth-watering nourishing melamine-tainted dog food that's been sitting in the warehouse since 2007.
The Lord sure works in mysterious ways!
Praise Jesus!
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 12:58 AM
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Hallelujah, my prayers have been answered. As most of you know, my company got a bum rap for selling melamine-tainted milk. I say "bum rap" because I swear to this day that melamine is actually an important nutritional food supplement widely used to make counter tops, fabrics, glue, housewares and flame retardants. Nevertheless, many countries unfairly banned our Chinese-made milk powder products. As a result, we've got literally tons of this stuff stockpiled in warehouses in China, and we haven't been able to sell it. This represents a huge loss for us.
And now The Lord, bless him, sends us a disaster in Haiti. This is just what we've been waiting for. Using our carefully crafted political connections, we won the no-bid contract to supply the Haitians with disaster relief. And guess what food stuffs we will be sending them? That's right, pure nutritious milk powder! Plus some mouth-watering nourishing melamine-tainted dog food that's been sitting in the warehouse since 2007.
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Excellent news, Fred. Congratulations. How's that proposal coming for the RFP concerned with harvesting the perfectly good kidneys and such from the tragic, recent victims of the disaster? It's my understanding that the Haitians themselves are getting impatient for the air-freighting to Europe and North America to begin.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 01:01 AM
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Hallelujah, my prayers have been answered. As most of you know, my company got a bum rap for selling melamine-tainted milk. I say "bum rap" because I swear to this day that melamine is actually an important nutritional food supplement widely used to make counter tops, fabrics, glue, housewares and flame retardants. Nevertheless, many countries unfairly banned our Chinese-made milk powder products. As a result, we've got literally tons of this stuff stockpiled in warehouses in China, and we haven't been able to sell it. This represents a huge loss for us.
And now The Lord, bless him, sends us a disaster in Haiti. This is just what we've been waiting for. Using our carefully crafted political connections, we won the no-bid contract to supply the Haitians with disaster relief. And guess what food stuffs we will be sending them? That's right, pure nutritious milk powder! Plus some mouth-watering nourishing melamine-tainted dog food that's been sitting in the warehouse since 2007.
The Lord sure works in mysterious ways!
Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred
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Your joking, right?
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 01:06 AM
That would be a very tasteless subject to joke about. I'm sure Fred isn't the kind of nasty man who'd say something like that for a joke.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 01:06 AM
As I watched Pat Robertson today I was feeling sinfully tingly. I actually put on my old knee length cheerleader uniform.
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01-14-2010, 01:11 AM
I'm just curious... why do you hate black people? Aren't there alot of black Christians?
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01-14-2010, 01:14 AM
And why am I automatically unsaved trash?
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 01:24 AM
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Jesus Himself hopes you'll prove your're not, but until then, perhaps the concept of "original sin" will ring a bell of recognition with you. Now, how do you feel about the Lord's glorious movement in Haiti?
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Re: Jesus Destroys Haiti -
01-14-2010, 01:28 AM
I think that it is sad. Those people don't have very much, and now they have even less. It's always sad when people die through no fault of their own.
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01-14-2010, 01:31 AM
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I think that it is sad. Those people don't have very much, and now they have even less. It's always sad when people die through no fault of their own.
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Surely you're not suggesting that Jesus made a mistake in exercising his wrath against the demon-worshiping, personal hygiene avoidant Haitians, are you?
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