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MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES! Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part.

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Default Re: Jess and Alli - 06-13-2009, 09:37 AM

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And you're trusting her word based on what exactly..?
Because she is a Godly, Christian woman would not lie to a Godly, Christian forum, would she? Christians don't lie. Never have, never will!



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Default Re: Jess and Alli - 06-13-2009, 08:32 PM

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Hate to break it to you randy males, but those girls are muslims. I thought you didn't like muslims?
Not my girls, we would stone them if they were. My girls can open the door and say "Welcome Home Lord Jesus" can yours?. We honor the Lord, not tempt him. My girls protect the gift that will be their husband.


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Default Re: Jess and Alli - 06-13-2009, 08:34 PM

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And you're trusting her word based on what exactly..?
And why shouldn't he? Would you perfer them to be Muslims for your own twisted sexuality? Would you get excited by peeling the layers of their clothing off their young bodies? You are a pig!


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Default Re: Jess and Alli - 06-14-2009, 07:53 AM


I needed a good giggle. Thanks for that!



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Default Re: Jess and Alli - 06-14-2009, 02:14 PM

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I needed a good giggle. Thanks for that!
I know Jesus would prefer if you used his Godly system of "quote" posting so we could stop entertaining you!


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