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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:35 AM

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It means I'm not in fifth grade grandpa. And who said I was actually having sex?? Last time I checked I'm still a virgin. I was simply asking a question.
I really hope when you said boyfriend you meant a friend who is a male.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:39 AM

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I really hope when you said boyfriend you meant a friend who is a male.
I meant what I said. We are dating. Therefore, he is my boyfriend.

What kind of church is this though? I just had a "pastor" give me an infraction for "Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch". How is that letting Christ shine through you so that you might be a light for those who are lost???
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:43 AM

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I meant what I said. We are dating. Therefore, he is my boyfriend.

What kind of church is this though? I just had a "pastor" give me an infraction for "Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch". How is that letting Christ shine through you so that you might be a light for those who are lost???
We are a True Christian™ Church that follows the entire Bible. We do not interpret nor ignore passages because they are uncomfortable. Unlike the liebral fuzzy bunny churches that you seem to have been looking for.

But hey, if you want to go to a church where you pay 10% of your net to hear what a wonderful person you are, by all means go. Just don't be surprised when you find out you are not written in the book of life and are being dragged off to hell.


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:46 AM

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I meant what I said. We are dating. Therefore, he is my boyfriend.

What kind of church is this though? I just had a "pastor" give me an infraction for "Being a Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch". How is that letting Christ shine through you so that you might be a light for those who are lost???
At your age you should be escorted on these "dates" so nothing improper happens. As a female it should be your father who is overseeing this.

Accept the infraction, and learn.


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:57 AM

Where is Landover Baptist Church located? Is there more than one? Maybe it might be better if I came in and talked to a staff member about my situation and they prayed with me.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 05:58 AM

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Where is Landover Baptist Church located? Is there more than one? Maybe it might be better if I came in and talked to a staff member about my situation and they prayed with me.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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None of our staff is interested in having sex with you, pervert!
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 06:08 AM

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None of our staff is interested in having sex with you, pervert!
That is a relief because I have no intention of having sex with any of them either.

@Pastor E: Doesn't the bible say in Matthew 28:19 to go forth and make diciples of all men? Wouldn't this mean you would have to encounter some unsaved people in order to bring them to Christ and save their souls from hell?
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 06:10 AM

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That is a relief because I have no intention of having sex with any of them either.

@Pastor E: Doesn't the bible say in Matthew 28:19 to go forth and make diciples of all men? Wouldn't this mean you would have to encounter some unsaved people in order to bring them to Christ and save their souls from hell?
Read the links I posted and stop being a dimbulb.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 06:18 AM

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That is a relief because I have no intention of having sex with any of them either.

@Pastor E: Doesn't the bible say in Matthew 28:19 to go forth and make diciples of all men? Wouldn't this mean you would have to encounter some unsaved people in order to bring them to Christ and save their souls from hell?
No, it says disciples of all nations. It also says go. It doesn't say sit your butt in a pew.

What do you think I have been doing in Mexico the last three summers? I certainly wasn't sitting around drinking all day, going to strip clubs and doing blow off of hookers' backsides!

Once the person has rejected Jesus,

Matthew 10 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 06:29 AM

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No, it says disciples of all nations. It also says go. It doesn't say sit your butt in a pew.

What do you think I have been doing in Mexico the last three summers? I certainly wasn't sitting around drinking all day, going to strip clubs and doing blow off of hookers' backsides!

Once the person has rejected Jesus,

Matthew 10 And whosoever shall not receive you, nor hear your words, when ye depart out of that house or city, shake off the dust of your feet.
Verily I say unto you, It shall be more tolerable for the land of Sodom and Gomorrha in the day of judgment, than for that city.

I too have done mission work in a few of the southern states for the last seven years. I'm not one for drinking, strip clubs, blow, or hookers. Where did that even come from???
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It means I'm not in fifth grade grandpa. And who said I was actually having sex?? Last time I checked I'm still a virgin. I was simply asking a question.
First you say you've been making rumpy-pumpy with your boyfriend since you were four, now you say you're a virgin. I think you're a very confused young lady.

Perhaps you need an expert opinion. Reverend Jim has been able to help with these delicate matters in the past. You may want to contact him confidentially to seek his private assistance.


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 06:39 AM

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Will God hate me if I have sex with my boyfriend and we're not married, even if we've been together for over six years now?
I can't see whether you have informed us yet whether you are male or female.

All sex before marriage is wrong but homersexual activity is a one way ticket to Hell.

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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 06:40 AM

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First you say you've been making rumpy-pumpy with your boyfriend since you were four, now you say you're a virgin. I think you're a very confused young lady.

Perhaps you need an expert opinion. Reverend Jim has been able to help with these delicate matters in the past. You may want to contact him confidentially to seek his private assistance.

I have not even known my boyfriend since I was four. I think you are just a senile, old bastard who should consider scheduling an eye exam. August is national eye exam month after all, and it is apparent that you need one because you are obviously having trouble reading. I'll pray that you don't have to wait too long before getting this much needed assistance.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 06:42 AM

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Will God hate me if I have sex with my boyfriend and we're not married, even if we've been together for over six years now?
I call shenanigans. You haven't been together for six years without fornication.

At least not with a dreamy breeder like myself.


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 06:46 AM

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I can't see whether you have informed us yet whether you are male or female.

All sex before marriage is wrong but homersexual activity is a one way ticket to Hell.

Are you a poofter IHeart?

I might be able to answer your question if I knew what a poofter was.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 06:51 AM

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I call shenanigans. You haven't been together for six years without fornication.

At least not with a dreamy breeder like myself.
Are you saying that you lack the self restraint to be with someone for six years without being intimate with them?
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 06:52 AM

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I might be able to answer your question if I knew what a poofter was.
Sister Charli made it quite clear, a homersexual.

You said you had boyfriend. Now you say you are engaged.

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I, for one, love black people. I am currently engaged to a black man. He is a hardworking, God fearing, republican. What more could one want??
Why are whoring yourself between these two men. How many other partners do you have.


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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:02 AM

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Sister Charli made it quite clear, a homersexual.

You said you had boyfriend. Now you say you are engaged.



Why are whoring yourself between these two men. How many other partners do you have.

No I am not a homosexual. And I am not whoring myself between anyone. I was just proposed to. I accepted. My status has therefore changed. It is still the same man. Just one man.
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Default Re: Sex Before Marriage - 08-06-2010, 07:06 AM

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Sister Charli made it quite clear, a homersexual.

You said you had boyfriend. Now you say you are engaged.



Why are whoring yourself between these two men. How many other partners do you have.
Who said that they were two different men? She did not say that her boyfriend was not black, and she also did not say that they were not engaged. Some people simply don't like the term fiancé did you think of that? If you are a "True Christian" as you claim shouldn't you have given her the benefit of the doubt ?
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