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Finally, Blind People Can Carry Guns in Iowa. -
04-18-2015, 03:02 PM
I lobbied hard for this one. The Iowa legislature finally realized that if this country is to be saved, blind people need to be armed and in the fight against government oppression. Government has armies, so we need a larger number of armed people fighting the good fight against it. Every gun is needed.
This foolish argument came up about, "What will blind people shoot at if they can't see?" One of our shrewd Republican colleagues came up with an answer. He inserted a provision to give blind people "extra training".
This was, of course, a little tongue-in-cheek. We all know patriotic blind people have advanced sensory skills. They can hear and smell better than any of us. We can rest assured our blind friends will be laying down a volley of fire power against government oppression.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...blind/2780303/
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Finally, Blind People Can Carry Guns in Iowa. -
04-18-2015, 04:47 PM
Amen Mr. Mayor. I recall a couple of years ago when Sheriff Wethington got vocal about this. He trained his blind idiot daughter to shoot, so why not all the blind folks? We don't want the liberals to buy them off and turn them against Jesus and the NRA.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Location: Protecting my children from homosexuals
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Re: Finally, Blind People Can Carry Guns in Iowa. -
04-18-2015, 06:31 PM
I am a little apprehensive, since the Bible teaches us that the blind, and all the handicapped and unfortunate, are cursed by God for some crime against Him. But America is a free country and that doesn't mean they shouldn't be allowed to carry firearms. Most Godhaters have no idea how to use a gun anyway. The blind will probably be too busy dropping ammunition and getting their finger stuck in the ejector port to misuse the privilege, since they are all liberals and atheists leeching off the tax dollars of the job creating class.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Finally, Blind People Can Carry Guns in Iowa. -
04-18-2015, 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
We don't want the liberals to buy them off and turn them against Jesus and the NRA.
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Lord knows the blind can be bought. After all, they have chosen to be blind only because the government will pay them. That is devotion to laziness.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: Finally, Blind People Can Carry Guns in Iowa. -
04-19-2015, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I am a little apprehensive, since the Bible teaches us that the blind, and all the handicapped and unfortunate, are cursed by God for some crime against Him. But America is a free country and that doesn't mean they shouldn't be allowed to carry firearms. Most Godhaters have no idea how to use a gun anyway. The blind will probably be too busy dropping ammunition and getting their finger stuck in the ejector port to misuse the privilege, since they are all liberals and atheists leeching off the tax dollars of the job creating class.
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I couldn't have said it better myself, mr. Jenkins! I am worried though that some of them will shoot innocent white Christians, and when questioned, make the poor excuse that it was because they are blind, and didn't know who they were shooting.
Psalm 53:1
The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.
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Re: Finally, Blind People Can Carry Guns in Iowa. -
04-19-2015, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Gregory Mitch
I couldn't have said it better myself, mr. Jenkins! I am worried though that some of them will shoot innocent white Christians, and when questioned, make the poor excuse that it was because they are blind, and didn't know who they were shooting.
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My dear, everything that happens in the world is God's will:
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?
Therefore, even when a blind guy shoots, God is the one carrying the bullets. Praise !
I hope that was helpful.
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Re: Finally, Blind People Can Carry Guns in Iowa. -
04-19-2015, 09:28 PM
Certainly there is a chance we might be forced to watch a chronic masturbater at gun point. But we all have our CWPs just like Jesus told us too.
Luke Chapter 11
21 "When a strong man armed keepeth his palace, his goods are in peace:"
But in the end, I'm going with the NRA on this one. Wayne LaPierre said only a good guy with a gun can a bad one. Therefore more guns is better.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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Re: Finally, Blind People Can Carry Guns in Iowa. -
04-19-2015, 09:33 PM
It's pretty lame, Obama going after those poor blind people's guns. With modern superior American smart bullets, using your eyes to aim becomes a thing of the past. So being blind is no limitation at all. Just another example of what happens when God's favorite nation America decides to improve the world. When you see one of those Muslim villages being freed by armies of American drones, you just know those villagers will be thanking us for making them free for the rest of their lives. Makes me proud to be an American.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Finally, Blind People Can Carry Guns in Iowa. -
04-19-2015, 09:43 PM
I offer this simple ventriloquist test for anyone concerned if a particular blind person deserves a gun. I think we can all agree that as long as the chronic masturbater can hit the drug dealing bad guy while not harming the innocent hostage, then they are good to go.
"Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)
"But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)
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