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Re: Conservatives Say "Bible Too Liberal" & Make Their Own Versio -
02-13-2010, 01:12 AM
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Dear Feminazi;
Unless you have your husband's permision to be posting here, and unless you can back up your ridiculous claims that "God loves everybody," then I suggest that you stick to what you are made to do: bake pies and scrub floors.
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Wow, Pastor Zeke, you've got the patience of Job. Don't know how you put up with all these ignorant people. "God loves everybody" - ain't that a scream. And I'm the tooth fairy! Hah! If He loved everybody, then why did God color Negroes black? Of course, He did that to mark them as sinners, and punish them for their wickedness. Plus, he made the gooks all slanty-eyed so they can't see straight and have to communicate with Satanic-looking pictures like these:
It's obvious that God loves white people the most, and therefore has blessed them with American citizenship. That's why we've got usurpers like Obama who is trying to pretend he's American, when in fact he's a citizen of Kenya.
yours in Christ,
Brother Buford
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Conservative Bible Project -
02-18-2010, 05:26 PM
Dear Pastors,
I would like to know what to think about the Conservative Bible Project as being done by Conservapedia.
http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project
As we all know the only TRUE Bible is the 1611KJV, but they are taking out all those bits that seem to have been corrupted over the years.
Thank you.
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Re: Conservative Bible Project -
02-18-2010, 05:31 PM
Although their intentions seem honest I am very skeptic about this.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Conservative Bible Project -
02-18-2010, 08:38 PM
Indeed, I use the KJV 16111, but I will, examine this when it comes out. In addition to comparing it to the KJV, I am learning Hebrew and Latin in order to, for myself, spot liberal distortions. Maybe in time the LBC may produce their own bible, but I do believe that the KJV 1611 is 100% accurate.
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Re: Conservative Bible Project -
02-18-2010, 10:25 PM
I have respect for Conservapedia on quite a lot of issues. For example, their articles about liberalism, evolution, Obamunism, the homosexual agenda and the benefits of conservatism are nothing short of Godly! A good resource for True Christians™ who search the Truth™, without having to bother to cope with the lies of the liberal mainstream media.
However, clearly Satan has deceived Andrew L. Schlafly, the founder of this Godly Encyclopedia.
Please, my dear fellow True Christians™ and other guests who happen to read this thread, the KJV is the inspired, infallible Word of God! Please pray for mr. Schlafly, who has been deceived into perverting the KJV to change supposed "liberal" ideas. However, Jesus was no liberal, and neither was God! To say the Bible is liberal biased is to say that God is liberal biased! And God, being conservative, is insulted by such a statement!
Please, I thank God almost daily for the Words of Divine Wisdom emanating from Conservapedia, but this really is a bad thing. We need to correct our Brothers over there in Brotherly Love™.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Conservatives Say "Bible Too Liberal" & Make Their Own Versio -
02-19-2010, 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Buford T Scoggins
Wow, Pastor Zeke, you've got the patience of Job. Don't know how you put up with all these ignorant people. "God loves everybody" - ain't that a scream. And I'm the tooth fairy! Hah! If He loved everybody, then why did God color Negroes black? Of course, He did that to mark them as sinners, and punish them for their wickedness. Plus, he made the gooks all slanty-eyed so they can't see straight and have to communicate with Satanic-looking pictures like these:
It's obvious that God loves white people the most, and therefore has blessed them with American citizenship. That's why we've got usurpers like Obama who is trying to pretend he's American, when in fact he's a citizen of Kenya.
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You are an insane rasist. All people despite race, gender, nationality, or sexuality are equal! How do you function in modern society?
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Re: Conservatives Say "Bible Too Liberal" & Make Their Own Versio -
02-19-2010, 04:40 PM
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All people despite race, gender, nationality, or sexuality are equal!
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If you're going to make ridiculous assertions like this, you'd better be prepared to back them up with scripture!
So, where's the scripture to back up this ridiculous assertion of yours?
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Re: Conservatives Say "Bible Too Liberal" & Make Their Own Versio -
03-07-2010, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by paulameninato
WHAT? but what about the pure word of the bible? it must be conserved! if jesus was a hippie, then a hippie we shall be now.
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Hm, interesting challenge. How to communicate with someone with an IQ of around 10. Let's give it a try.
YOU STUPID !!! YOU LEAVE !!!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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