[BrotherLarry]

All of you know that I would bend over backwards to reach a homosexual. I am always willing to lend a hand and a strong, muscular, young, Christ centered shoulder when needed. But I still feel pain all the way to the bowels of my being when I think of how many homers accept gay s-e-c-k-s and same gender marriage, totally abandoning the natural affections with which they were born.


As I prayed about this today, the LORD led me to book a trip for the next "Bear" weekend in the city of Chicago. I have also been led to attend several "Pride" events during the month of June. God told me He would bring many men in my direction during these often depraved and sinful gatherings. I want to spit in the face of the devil by bringing these men home and sharing love with them.


Friend, I know we are all tired of hearing gay this and gay that, but a homer can be a fabulous witness once they have knelt and opened themselves to the abundant love of the Lord and me. Can I count on your fervent prayers? I also need to find a nice leather outfit so that I can gain entrance into certain events during the weekend in Chicago. I want something that will glorify Christ rather than bring joy to satan. Perhaps Brother Faith Machine has some suggestions? Or could one of you ladies craft something for me? Remember, you aren't doing this for me - you're doing it for the Lord.


I praise You, Jesus, for speaking to me about these opportunities to bring men home.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

An ex-Gaywise is a wonderful advert for Christ.

Choosing to attracted to the correct sex is a decision every Man has to make and there is no excuse for choosing to be attracted to the wrong sex.

When a homer decides to start finding women attractive, like normal, he is showing the world the power of Christ!

Luke 15:32 It was meet that we should make merry, and be glad: for this thy brother was dead, and is alive again; and was lost, and is found.

But we must just make sure that making Merry does not mean backsliding into anal antics of the buttockular kind

YIC

[Esther B.]

Brother Larry, my father recently received some black leather that he has no intention of using, so he gave it to me to use. I've heard that leather pants are popular, so if you'd like, I could make you a pair along with a matching jacket.

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by Esther B.

Brother Larry, my father recently received some black leather that he has no intention of using, so he gave it to me to use. I've heard that leather pants are popular, so if you'd like, I could make you a pair along with a matching jacket.

Sister Esther,
That would be wonderful. I'll send you my measurements shortly!
BrotherLarry

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

All of you know that I would bend over backwards to reach a homosexual. I am always willing to lend a hand and a strong, muscular, young, Christ centered shoulder when needed. But I still feel pain all the way to the bowels of my being when I think of how many homers accept gay s-e-c-k-s and same gender marriage, totally abandoning the natural affections with which they were born.


As I prayed about this today, the LORD led me to book a trip for the next "Bear" weekend in the city of Chicago. I have also been led to attend several "Pride" events during the month of June. God told me He would bring many men in my direction during these often depraved and sinful gatherings. I want to spit in the face of the devil by bringing these men home and sharing love with them.


Friend, I know we are all tired of hearing gay this and gay that, but a homer can be a fabulous witness once they have knelt and opened themselves to the abundant love of the Lord and me. Can I count on your fervent prayers? I also need to find a nice leather outfit so that I can gain entrance into certain events during the weekend in Chicago. I want something that will glorify Christ rather than bring joy to satan. Perhaps Brother Faith Machine has some suggestions? Or could one of you ladies craft something for me? Remember, you aren't doing this for me - you're doing it for the Lord.


I praise You, Jesus, for speaking to me about these opportunities to bring men home.

Brother Larry, I pray your time at Pride was one that spread God's love deeply amongst the homers. You seem like a real, true man who takes Christ's power and love to where it's needed.

[BrotherLarry]

Brother Cigar,
I am grateful for your manly encouragement. I was at Minneapolis pride this year, along with Chicago, Indianapolis, Louisville, and St Louis. I was pleased to see hundreds of men turning to Jesus. Most of them thanked me in their homes while others fellowshipped with me in hotels. Joy was spread all over me and I cannot thank God appropriately. Glory!

[Cigar Manfor Christ]

Yes, I will always encourage another Man of Christ to help spread the joy and message of Christ's power and love. I hope you helped man faggot homers to see The Light of your righteous message. YIC, My Brother!!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

It is indeed heartwarming to read the witnessing stories of the homers and how contemplating a manly Jesus can bring peace and contentment to the lives of these sinners.

Such is not the case this year in Sin Francsico as violence broke out amongst the lezbeans. The city is known for its open drug culture, and no doubt these lezbeans were hopped up with injections of testosterone.

It's not known just what provoked the violence, but rumors were that some transgender lezbeans caused it when other lezbeans discovered that some of them still had tallywhackers.

[Gayprostitute]

Don't pretend you don't find this attractive, Doctor

[Gayprostitute]

also, that's saying bisexuality is okay

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Gayprostitute

also, that's saying bisexuality is okay

Bisexuality is NOT "okay" because it's impossible for a bisexual to be faithful.

[Gayprostitute]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Bisexuality is NOT "okay" because it's impossible for a bisexual to be faithful.

Oh, so you aren't of faith?

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Gayprostitute

Oh, so you aren't of faith?

Oh, so you aren't of reading comprehension?

[Gayprostitute]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Oh, so you aren't of reading comprehension?

I only have as much reading comprehension as the people here have a logical thought process

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Gayprostitute

I only have as much reading comprehension as the people here have a logical thought process

Another lost cause, then.


Why are you here?

[Gayprostitute]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

Another lost cause, then.


Why are you here?

Simple, These people are funny as piffle when they are offended.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Gayprostitute

Simple, These people are funny as piffle when they are offended.

You think you can? Good luck.


Naughty words won't suffice, btw.

[MitzaLizalor]

Well, the gay "marriage" is being celebrated by grotesquely cavorting practically naked and luridly daubed freaks from San Francisco to Paris.—.less so in Riyadh I'd imagine.—.so I'll take that as an illustration for you.

Originally Posted by Gayprostitute

I only have as much reading comprehension as the people here have a logical thought process

In your post you missed out the words "inversely proportional" but I'll overlook that and now you need to image two of those freaks at their luridly daubed ceremony.

"Oh, Murgatroydette, how silky your lurid locks!"
."Yes, Ophelia, I dyed them tartan just for you!"
. "Oh, Murgatroydette!"
. ."Oh, Ophelia!"

. . . ...and so on up to the forsaking all others bit.


Meanwhile, Florian had been eyeing up Ælfweard for a good few days and splashed out on some ghastly attire. It worked.

"Wow, Florian, that cerise and cobalt shirt!"
."Yes, Ælfweard!"
. "The spirals! The lime and geranium zigzag flares!"
. ."Yes, Ælfweard!!"

. . . ...and so on, leading to a similar outcome.

Until Murgatroydette gets an eyeful of Ælfweard one day and reselfidentifies as "bisexual" what exactly is Florian supposed to think about that? Ophelia? It is impossible for any such genderfluidity to produce anything but adulterous relationships. The unwed remain harlots or promiscuous sodomites or whatever they selfidentify as. All of this opposes what God has explained in The Bible.

Obviously no-one who accepts God's message is either gernerfluid or in a homoerotic relationship to start with - but even without The Bible, how can any bisexualist ever remain faithful to the vows of marriage? They may as well "identify" as a zebra and go trolloping off across the Serengeti.

[Gayprostitute]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Well, the gay "marriage" is being celebrated by grotesquely cavorting practically naked and luridly daubed freaks from San Francisco to Paris.—.less so in Riyadh I'd imagine.—.so I'll take that as an illustration for you.

In your post you missed out the words "inversely proportional" but I'll overlook that and now you need to image two of those freaks at their luridly daubed ceremony.

"Oh, Murgatroydette, how silky your lurid locks!"
."Yes, Ophelia, I dyed them tartan just for you!"
. "Oh, Murgatroydette!"
. ."Oh, Ophelia!"

. . . ...and so on up to the forsaking all others bit.


Meanwhile, Florian had been eyeing up Ælfweard for a good few days and splashed out on some ghastly attire. It worked.

"Wow, Florian, that cerise and cobalt shirt!"
."Yes, Ælfweard!"
. "The spirals! The lime and geranium zigzag flares!"
. ."Yes, Ælfweard!!"

. . . ...and so on, leading to a similar outcome.

Until Murgatroydette gets an eyeful of Ælfweard one day and reselfidentifies as "bisexual" what exactly is Florian supposed to think about that? Ophelia? It is impossible for any such genderfluidity to produce anything but adulterous relationships. The unwed remain harlots or promiscuous sodomites or whatever they selfidentify as. All of this opposes what God has explained in The Bible.

Obviously no-one who accepts God's message is either gernerfluid or in a homoerotic relationship to start with - but even without The Bible, how can any bisexualist ever remain faithful to the vows of marriage? They may as well "identify" as a zebra and go trolloping off across the Serengeti.

I will let someone else point out the five errors in your post and say that being bisexual means we aren't picky about who we choose to love, If such a person is adulterous then they would be regardless of sexual identification. (also if God creates us why would he create us to be LGBTQ? yes I know you will say it is a choice, but it really isn't)

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Gayprostitute

I will let someone else point out the five errors in your post and say that being bisexual means we aren't picky about who we choose to love, If such a person is adulterous then they would be regardless of sexual identification. (also if God creates us why would he create us to be LGBTQ? yes I know you will say it is a choice, but it really isn't)

God did not create anyone to be homosexual. The Bible explains God's position very plainly, homosexuality is an abomination and all homosexuals should be killed. If you have some other opinion then you are challenging God and straight out calling Him a liar.

Now no-one has to agree with God. Among Christians there is no variation simply because anyone who thinks up an opinion for themselves on this or any other subject covered in The Bible ceases to be a Christian or more accurately reveals that they never were Christians. There are plenty of topics where God has not given us Commandments in which we exercise free choice according to taste or preference; whether to decorate a meringue case with raspberries or figs, perhaps one's choice of transport or housing. Many such things in fact. But whether to obey the laws of the land is not subject to opinion, whether to mutilate oneself or take multiple lovers of divers "genders" or for all I know "species" in the postmodern nightmare anything is possible! These are spelled out very clearly by God.

He communicates through text. He is consistent. He does not say one day homosexuality is an abomination and then later something different, such as we can make up whatever we feel like. If that were the case there would be no reason to accept that Jesus needed to be tortured at Calvary because you could just make up something else. Such as homosexuality is not an abomination or there wasn't any Adam & Eve we evolved from amphibians or sin does not exist - do you see the problem?

Adultery is condemned in The Ten Commandments. There is no such thing as a Christian adulterer and obviously no-one requiring extra curricular liaisons can avoid adultery, if married. Just because someone has a same-sex affair does not render it not adulterous. If they are not married at all, then the thought of tacky assignations would no more occur to a Christian than dosing up on toadstools and checking in to the nearest electro-funk warehouse (clothing optional) but for heathens it would seem they never think about anything else.

Isaiah 29:9 Stay yourselves, and wonder; cry ye out, and cry: they are drunken, but not with wine; they stagger, but not with strong drink.