JESUS IN DREAM: How to Solve BP Oil Spill Crisis -
06-23-2010, 09:01 AM
As you know, in 1974 Spaceship Jesus appeared to me in a motel room in the vacant California desert and imparted upon me a wisdom, untold through the ages, only to be channeled into me, an ex-drug fiend, ex-homosexual prostitute, ex-con man, ex-criminal, ex-ruffian. When I get dreams they are always the type bearing prophetic, brilliant words, which is why I want to tell you last night Jesus appeared to me and told me how to fix the BP oil spill.
Spaceship Jesus (for Jesus has transcended upon his mere mortal coil and become united with spacecraft for all eternity) told me that the BP oil spill was not an accident, nor a disaster. It was a way of increasing oil production. Ever since the spill, the sea floor has spilled millions more gallons than a mere drilling rig could pump up! This is a Godsend! This is why we need to take advantage.
We need to create great tanks, as big as Shamu tanks of Sea World, to store the oily water in. We know the expression "oil and water don't mix" this is true! Oil floats to the top, water stays down. We need to use filters to seperate this oil from the water. Scoop up millions of oily ocean water and we can keep the oil for ourselves.
This solves national energy crisis. What we need to make this scoop are gigantic helicopters. 1000 feet long and 5000 tons of steel, electronics, and pure American wizardry. These helicopters will scoop up the sea and filter it. The oil will go to refineries. The water will be desalinated and be used to make fresh water.
WE MUST USE GIANT HELICOPTERS TO FULFILL SPACESHIP JESUS PROPHECY OR RISK FURTHER HURRICANES AS PUNISHMENT!!!! STOP AL GORE ROBO ANIMAL ALLIANCE FROM DENYING HUMAN ENTITLEMENT. EXXON VALDEZ A "DISASTER" OR GIFT OF MARTIAN SUPER-RACE ON CORRECT INSTRUCTION ON LIVING MODE?!?!?!?!?!!
SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.
Hosea 9:7 The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.
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