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Default Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-10-2007, 08:29 PM

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Johnston County sheriff's deputies arrested a man they describe as "mentally challenged"(retarded) Tuesday morning after he allegedly assaulted two students at a local high school.

But it was still unclear Tuesday afternoon why Billy Ray Anderson, 38, allegedly walked into the chorus room at South Johnston High School, took off his belt and hit the female students on the legs.

Tammy Amaon, a spokeswoman with the Johnston County Sheriff's Office, said Anderson did not have any children at the school, and investigators did not yet know why he went to the chorus room.

The incident happened at about 9 a.m., Johnston County Schools spokeswoman Crystal Roberts. A teacher spotted a man enter through the front doors and called authorities.

A school resource officer, who is normally assigned to the school, was in mandatory training, Amaon said, and a sheriff's deputy in the area responded to the call in four minutes.

Anderson is charged with second-degree trespassing, two counts of assault, communicating threats and assault on a school official for allegedly slapping the school's principal.

He was placed in jail under a $10,000 secured bond and was transferred to Central Prison in Raleigh because jail officials thought he needed extra observation, Amaon said.

Officials initially said the school was briefly on lockdown, but Roberts said Tuesday afternoon the incident happened so fast there was no time to implement the procedure.

Many students were unaware of the incident, she said, but some were concerned that Anderson was able to pass by the administration's office before anyone realized he was there.

"At first, I was like, 'Can someone just walk in here?'" student Jessica Dean said. "What if he had a gun, like he could have got anybody."

Roberts said administrators will review what happened and look at what improvements could be made.

"A lot of people were really freaked out," Dean said. "Some even left, because they felt really unsafe at our school for a little while."
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Yet another news item about the violent retards that have somehow been given free reign to wander the streets looking for people to beat or women to rape.
If they would simply sterilize Mongs when they are born and administer hysterectomies to the befouled women who birth these abominations this sort of horrible thing wouldn't happen. Within 20 years Tardism would be as rare as a moral Liberal.

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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-10-2007, 08:34 PM

Friends, this is what comes when we marginalize the disabilities of people by using "politically correct" words to refer to them. They start thinking they've got free reign- I guarantee if this homer were called retard for his whole life he'd not be acting up like this. This is just like the darkies, start calling them African-Americans and they get all uppity about having rights and "the man" putting them down.

We have no one to blame but the foul liberals and their secular influence.
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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-10-2007, 08:36 PM

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Friends, this is what comes when we marginalize the disabilities of people by using "politically correct" words to refer to them. They start thinking they've got free reign- I guarantee if this homer were called retard for his whole life he'd not be acting up like this. This is just like the darkies, start calling them African-Americans and they get all uppity about having rights and "the man" putting them down.

We have no one to blame but the foul liberals and their secular influence.
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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-10-2007, 08:42 PM

Pastor, there is nothing that could stop me on my Holy mission! Unfortunately I was tailed and have since been avoiding the liberal security guards they sent after me. Rest assured I have sucessfully evaded them long before returning through the glorious gates of Freehold.
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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-10-2007, 11:10 PM

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They start thinking they've got free reign- I guarantee if this homer were called retard for his whole life he'd not be acting up like this.
I just had a horrible thought; what if the window lickers decided to have a "Retard Pride Parade" just like the homers? It would be chaos. Can you imagine one of those idiots driving a 30 foot float down the street?
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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-11-2007, 02:06 AM

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I just had a horrible thought; what if the window lickers decided to have a "Retard Pride Parade" just like the homers? It would be chaos. Can you imagine one of those idiots driving a 30 foot float down the street?
Not to mention the rivers of drool flowing across streets, causing tyres to skid and normal people to slip over, and under the wheels of a retard float gone awry. It would be murderous. Anyway -who would you find to choreograph the retardeds dance routines? You couldnt give them flags to throw in the air, it'd be like a hail of arrows, skewering their vacant moonshaped faces straight through their googly eyeballs. I couldn't stand the screaming.
Best keep them locked up I say.


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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-11-2007, 02:09 AM

They already have the Special Olympics. I see an opportunity here....suppose we combined it with the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona? Or set up a special NASCAR program for rainy days?


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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-11-2007, 04:11 AM

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They already have the Special Olympics. I see an opportunity here....suppose we combined it with the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona? Or set up a special NASCAR program for rainy days?
How about Pinatas? Demolition derbys? BASE Jumping?
Or cage fighting?


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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-11-2007, 04:15 AM

In fact I am unaware if this topic has been covered yet. What sports or activities would you most like to see retardeds attempt?
So Far we have
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  • Running of the Bulls (Pastor Al again)
  • Pride Parades (deaner)
  • cage fighting
  • BASE jumping
  • demolition derbys
  • big game hunting
  • ...(your suggestions please...) This may merit its own thread...


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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-11-2007, 04:28 AM

I'd like to add
  • tow-in big wave surfing
  • luge
  • olympic ski jumping
  • filipino knife fighting


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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-11-2007, 06:35 AM

and while I'm on the topic...
  • English Channel swimming
  • Bullfighting
  • Alligator wrestling
  • rapelling
  • the Iditarod
  • The Rapa Nui Egg race


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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-11-2007, 07:04 AM

Since retards are incapable of directly participating in any kind of formal Olympic activity, they might be of some entertainment value by being launched out of those trebuchets that those dwarfs built for hurling pumpkins.

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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-11-2007, 07:31 AM

Big air skating like at the x games. Which BTW a Christian got a gold medal this year. It may have been rex.


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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-11-2007, 08:49 AM

I wonder if a trebuchet would launch a dwarf retard as high as that skater?
I saw the entire skater leap on telly. It was quite incredible, but I think he may have angered Jesus. How else would you explain that awful failure to complete the landing? Well he landed, but not like he was expecting...


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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 10-11-2007, 09:04 AM

another sport I'd like to see retardeds do...
  • "Gkol" performed in the Pentecost Island in the Pacific Archipelago of Vanuatu.


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Talking Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 08-24-2013, 07:57 AM

They can have fun and help with the cleanup by entering the Fukushima fuel rod eating contest.
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Default Re: Dangerous retard gone wild! - 08-24-2013, 10:18 PM

I don't want to seem a contrarian. Clearly, the retarded are cursed by God. However, I am somewhat concerned about possible misdirection in this particular situation.

Has anyone considered that the man in question may not have been retarded?

I assume this is an article from North Carolina newspaper and many such newspapers are in thrall to Devil in the form of Democrats. When I omit the news that the man is retarded and needs hospitalization, I see that he walked into a school, went right to the chorus room, where singing of popular songs was in progress, and spanked the offending wretches with his belt. Such profane music does not honor God and is anathema to Him. Then he slapped the principal. Should not this public school, union member, communist principal be slapped for affronts to the Lord?...for keeping God out of the classroom?...for promoting dancing and singing?

What if the Sheriff is in on the cover-up? North Carolina is mostly God's country and there are few Democrats, but they all live in the government housing, so their votes are illegally concentrated and they can elect a few Democrats, even sheriffs.

I would like to see a full investigation of this case. What if that man was an outraged Christian, who went among the Devil's people, was captured by them and is being held prisoner in their dungeon?

If so, we would have to free him.


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