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Default How to Rebuke the Season's Greetings Crowd - 11-19-2006, 04:34 AM

Happy Holidays & Season's Greetings are phrases used by sinners and non-believers. Should these folks be verbally rebuked, or stoned?
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Default Re: How to Rebuke the Season's Greetings Crowd - 11-19-2006, 04:07 PM

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Happy Holidays & Season's Greetings are pharses used by sinners and non-believers. Should these folks be verbally rebuked, or stoned?
I'd say, Stoned. (Unless they already are.)

Especially if they're holding these bottles of Cokely-Cola. Do you know what these things used to be used for at drive-in movies?!?!?!
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Default Re: How to Rebuke the Season's Greetings Crowd - 11-21-2006, 05:08 PM

Umm,......No Sister Vera Sue. I don't know what coke bottles were used for at the Drive-in Movies. (I really don't.) But I have a feeling you know. Please tell me so I can warn my innocent daughter Chastity.
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Default Re: How to Rebuke the Season's Greetings Crowd - 11-21-2006, 05:36 PM

I've always been a fan of the theory that the best way to change things is to teach the children. Maybe we could have a Christmas type version of hell-house and do a little skit showing Jesus nailing santa to a cross and calling him a fraud. There's only one Saviour, and it ain't some fat homer in a red suit.

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Default Re: How to Rebuke the Season's Greetings Crowd - 11-21-2006, 06:18 PM

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I've always been a fan of the theory that the best way to change things is to teach the children. Maybe we could have a Christmas type version of hell-house and do a little skit showing Jesus nailing santa to a cross and calling him a fraud. There's only one Saviour, and it ain't some fat homer in a red suit.

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Default Re: How to Rebuke the Season's Greetings Crowd - 11-21-2006, 09:39 PM

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Umm,......No Sister Vera Sue. I don't know what coke bottles were used for at the Drive-in Movies. (I really don't.) But I have a feeling you know. Please tell me so I can warn my innocent daughter Chastity.
Why, Sister Purity! I had just been...hmmmm, Wondering...about you.....

Well I'll tell you what they were used for! They were used to drink out of! Why, the very thought of a Christian woman raising one of these Vulgar bottles - and the very shape of them, too! - to her Pure lips, and especially, you know when you swig them too quick and all that foam comes hissing out and dribbling down your chin and sometimes you even get it on your clothing and it's all cold and sticky even on a hot night and it's such an icky feeling and then you have to take your dress off, it's just too uncomfortable, AND ALL THESE OTHER SINNERS IN THE CARS AROUND YOU ARE STARING AT YOUR FEMALE ENDOWMENTS INSTEAD OF JUST WATCHING THE MOVIE!

How can some people be such Nosey Parkers? Surely, it must be SIN!!!
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Default Re: How to Rebuke the Season's Greetings Crowd - 11-22-2006, 01:09 AM

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Why, Sister Purity! I had just been...hmmmm, Wondering...about you.....

Well I'll tell you what they were used for! They were used to drink out of! Why, the very thought of a Christian woman raising one of these Vulgar bottles - and the very shape of them, too! - to her Pure lips, and especially, you know when you swig them too quick and all that foam comes hissing out and dribbling down your chin and sometimes you even get it on your clothing and it's all cold and sticky even on a hot night and it's such an icky feeling and then you have to take your dress off, it's just too uncomfortable, AND ALL THESE OTHER SINNERS IN THE CARS AROUND YOU ARE STARING AT YOUR FEMALE ENDOWMENTS INSTEAD OF JUST WATCHING THE MOVIE!

How can some people be such Nosey Parkers? Surely, it must be SIN!!!
I love this board. (I'm not trying to suck up either, I swear.)

I always thought those classic Coca-cola bottles looked neat. Does this mean I'm possessed?
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Default Re: How to Rebuke the Season's Greetings Crowd - 11-22-2006, 02:18 AM

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I always thought those classic Coca-cola bottles looked neat. Does this mean I'm possessed?
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