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Default Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-19-2006, 05:07 AM

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You are completely disgusting! I am going to assign you infraction points for spamming pagan porn in our Godly forum.
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Christian scientist have long ago shown that God gave women breasts for the same reason men have beards to help the race tell the difference between the boys and the girls. Now men shave their beards in imitation of Christ so women should keep their breasts tucked in.

-Bobby Joe

Breastfeeding is totally natural, not porn. And bobby joe says they have no sexual signifigence. Its it porn to stroke a man's beard? I think not.

Dog milk! You have twisted minds!


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Default Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-19-2006, 06:02 PM

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Breastfeeding is totally natural, not porn. And bobby joe says they have no sexual signifigence. Its it porn to stroke a man's beard? I think not.
Just like you seculars think homersexuality is, huh?
Everyone in their right mind (True Christians) know that breastfeeding is a sin, and homersexuals are an abomination.

You were "breast-fed" Ixi (ie incestically abused by your mother) and look how you turned out.
Same was all the other degenerates sister Thumper listed, and I would bet that most killers in prison were "breast-fed".
Breast-feeding (Incest) leads to evil children, there is no doubt about it.
How can you ignore the evidence?

Myself, I don't even drink any kind of milk, that stuff isn't manly.
So don't start with that perversion about cows either.


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Default Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-19-2006, 10:22 PM

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If the Democrats ran America, then every woman in the country would be spending 8 hours a day shackled to one of those infernal devices, pumping out fluid for the homer army to suckle on!


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Question Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-20-2006, 07:37 AM

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That isn't 'milk'. It's sin-juice.


no, no. I'm quite sure it is milk. And why would milk only be produced from the breasts at the time after birth for any other reason than for feeding the babies?
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Default Re: Keep Abreast of Incest! - 11-20-2006, 07:40 AM

well that isn't really a good arguement. Breast feeding a newborn child is what is meant to be. A full grown man sucking off his mom is a completely different subject.

oh and fyi; I'm pretty sure Jesus wasn't bottle fed
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Default Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-20-2006, 07:41 AM

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no, no. I'm quite sure it is milk. And why would milk only be produced from the breasts at the time after birth for any other reason than for feeding the babies?
So in all your wisdom, you have decided to openly and wantonly contradict a Pastor in your very first post. Excellent choice, not.


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Default Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-20-2006, 08:14 AM

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no, no. I'm quite sure it is milk. And why would milk only be produced from the breasts at the time after birth for any other reason than for feeding the babies?
As a present for their husbands, of course! Babies cannot drink human milk, it is too rich for them and makes them poop green puddles of muck. That is why all wiccans carry around little dogs. So their children can have dog milk if there is no formula handy.


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As a present for their husbands, of course! Babies cannot drink human milk, it is too rich for them and makes them poop green puddles of muck. That is why all wiccans carry around little dogs. So their children can have dog milk if there is no formula handy.
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Default Re: Keep Abreast of Incest! - 11-23-2006, 02:13 AM

Good point NS.


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I think in that one sentence I learned something about Pastor Al that I *really* didn't want to know!
Ugh Pastor, you disgust me. That is for babies. When they are about four months old, they are weaned.


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Default Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-23-2006, 02:48 AM

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Ugh Pastor, you disgust me. That is for babies. When they are about four months old, they are weaned.
Icky! Get some respect for your elders before GOD casts you down! Were YOU weaned from dog milk at four months? What were you fed after that....pickles?


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Default Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-23-2006, 03:15 AM

I was weaned from human milk at four months, then fed....normal stuff like apple sauce. No one drinks dog milk.


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Default Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-23-2006, 08:44 AM

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I was weaned from human milk at four months, then fed....normal stuff like apple sauce. No one drinks dog milk.
Many cultures don't have cows. They drink goat milk, yak milk, camel milk, dog milk, reindeer milk, coconut milk and whatever.


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Default Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-23-2006, 09:48 AM

Whatever, does the bible say not to breastfeed children? Anywhere? It doesn't, does it?
Therefore you (seeing as you use the bible as the basis of all your arguments) have no argument.



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Default Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-23-2006, 10:24 AM

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Whatever, does the bible say not to breastfeed children? Anywhere? It doesn't, does it?
Therefore you (seeing as you use the bible as the basis of all your arguments) have no argument.
The only CORRECT and LITERAL version of the Bible, the KJV 1611 does have several references to ''giving suck" although the perverted versions use other terms. The references are there if you care to search for them.

There are also PLENTY of references, outside the Bible which clearly demonstrate that the Catholics were homers from the time of JESUS onward and were sick and perverted then, just as they are now. For instance, the forth century Roman Catholic teacher, Jerome, wrote that Catholic boys were usually weaned at five YEARS of age but others were not weaned until they were TWELVE. Obviously they were not given human milk all that time while the priests were trying to turn them into homers, they were they were taught to suck something the priests gave them.

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11:1 And there shall come forth a rod out of the stem of Jesse, and a Branch shall grow out of his roots:
11:2 And the spirit of the LORD shall rest upon him, the spirit of wisdom and understanding, the spirit of counsel and might, the spirit of knowledge and of the fear of the LORD;
11:3 And shall make him of quick understanding in the fear of the LORD: and he shall not judge after the sight of his eyes, neither reprove after the hearing of his ears:
11:4 But with righteousness shall he judge the poor, and reprove with equity for the meek of the earth: and he shall smite the earth: with the rod of his mouth, and with the breath of his lips shall he slay the wicked.
11:5 And righteousness shall be the girdle of his loins, and faithfulness the girdle of his reins.
11:6 The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.
11:7 And the cow and the bear shall feed; their young ones shall lie down together: and the lion shall eat straw like the ox.

11:8 And the sucking child shall play on the hole of the asp, and the weaned child shall put his hand on the cockatrice' den.


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Default Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-23-2006, 10:29 AM

As amusing as the connotations are, Pastor, the bible does not forbid breastfeeding. Not even you could argue otherwise. Therefore you have no argument.



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Default Re: Bottle feed or Else! - 11-23-2006, 10:42 AM

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As amusing as the connotations are, Pastor, the bible does not forbid breastfeeding. Not even you could argue otherwise. Therefore you have no argument.
The Bible did not forbid breastfeeding, but almost ever instance mentioned concerns appointing a slave girl to feed the baby because, even then, breastfeeding was recognized as a gateway sin leading to the "M" activity. Moses was fed by proxy and so was every other important figure in the Bible. Jesus of course, was fed manna by angels and was never polluted with JOO milk.


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