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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:20 AM

ok i dont really think u guys are worshipping jesus the right way i think u guys are like the crazy people on the mist movie
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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:21 AM

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And you people never tire of hating on other religions, do you?
I don't hate fake religions populated by people following false gods. I feel sorry for the people suckered in by Satan into turning their backs on Jesus.


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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:22 AM

Yes, but do you have any right to say Pastafarianism is a load of crap? x]
The Bible was NOT written by Jesus himself. The Bible was written by a fairly large group of people over time, a large portion of the New Testaments were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. And yet, none of those 4 people were alive when Jesus was. The stories and gospels of Jesus were spread on though mouth to mouth and paper. Can you really guarentee Jesus wasn't the Hitler of the Ignorant Age? And yes, Pastafarianism IS a load of crap to me. But I love it. And Pastafarianism doesn't contradict itself. His Noodley Whatevertheheckheis purposely put those contradictions there to weed out the posers from the true believers. I BELIEVE!
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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:22 AM

So believing in something other than christianity is stupid and evil?
It's a belief, not a "Believe in us or we will kill you."
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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:23 AM

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I don't hate fake religions populated by people following false gods. I feel sorry for the people suckered in by Satan into turning their backs on Jesus.
Let's all cut the crap. You and all of your friends get really ***-hurt when someone says something bad about Christianity. Yet you expect us to sit back and do nothing while you bash on other religions?

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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:24 AM

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So believing in something other than christianity is stupid and evil?
It's a belief, not a "Believe in us or we will kill you."
Acts 16:31 And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.

John 3:3 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.


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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:25 AM

Hodang. Go Sikh.
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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:25 AM

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Let's all cut the crap. You and all of your friends get really ***-hurt when someone says something bad about Christianity. Yet you expect us to sit back and do nothing while you bash on other religions?
You try to tear down the Truth, we're only exposing lies. There's a big difference, my dot-headed friend.


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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:25 AM

Well, I agree with Sikh's statement.

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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:27 AM

i dont think the guy with the kkk icon thing helps either
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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:27 AM

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I don't hate fake religions populated by people following false gods. I feel sorry for the people suckered in by Satan into turning their backs on Jesus.
I'm atheist. I don't have a god at all, and I don't believe in satan. Therefore, your statement has no effect on me.
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Hodang. Go Sikh.
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Let's all cut the crap. You and all of your friends get really ass-hurt when someone says something bad about Christianity. Yet you expect us to sit back and do nothing while you bash on other religions?
Did you bother to read this?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610

As Christians we are required to destroy all other religions as false. Now would you care to stop interfering with me practicing my deeply held beliefs.



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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:28 AM

Mary, I'm just curious, but are you really comfortable with the fact you're so openly submitting to your husband? And also, are you comfortable with the fact you're arguing with a 12 year old over religion online?
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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:29 AM

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You try to tear down the Truth, we're only exposing lies. There's a big difference, my dot-headed friend.
Hmm. Calling me dot-headed. What a great argument to use. What if I were to say that your faith is based around lies? What proof do you have that Jesus turned water into wine? Answer that you cheap, drunken whore.
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Mary, I'm just curious, but are you really comfortable with the fact you're so openly submitting to your husband? And also, are you comfortable with the fact you're arguing with a 12 year old over religion online?
Are you 12 years old Sally?



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I'm atheist. I don't have a god at all, and I don't believe in satan. Therefore, your statement has no effect on me.
When your blackened lips curl around anguished screams of agony as you're roasting in the fiery pits of Hell, you will regret making that statement.


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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:30 AM

I'm Jewish, where do I fit in all of this?
Let me bring in a very memorable event known as the Holocaust.
In case you didn't know, Hitler was a Christian. And yet, he massacred thousands upon thousand of Jewish people for not being the traditional Blond hair, blue eyes.
And don't give me the, 'Ohh, all Jews are crap and they deserve to die" bollocks.
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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:30 AM

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When your blackened lips curl around anguished screams of agony as you're roasting in the fiery pits of Hell, you will regret making that statement.
Again, I don't believe in hell, so once again, I believe your statement is false.
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Default Re: Is my shallow life a joke? - 02-07-2008, 05:32 AM

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Mary, I'm just curious, but are you really comfortable with the fact you're so openly submitting to your husband?
Of course I am! I love the Lord, and so I willingly accept His plan for me.

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Hmm. Calling me dot-headed. What a great argument to use. What if I were to say that your faith is based around lies? What proof do you have that Jesus turned water into wine? Answer that you cheap, drunken whore.
Now now. No need to resort to insults. I have the Bible as proof, and the Bible is the most extensively researched and proven book in history. God wins.


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