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Re: Is my shallow life a joke? -
02-07-2008, 04:58 AM
Question.
Why did my post get deleted? I'll say it again.
Just to clear things up:
Me saying "just because some of them aren't decent" implied that you thought some WERE decent.
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Re: Is my shallow life a joke? -
02-07-2008, 04:58 AM
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Guess that means I"m going to hell. Oh well. I'll probably see a whole bunch of you there anyway.
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You will see none of us there as we are all God loving Christians.
Hell is nothing to say oh well about.
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Re: Is my shallow life a joke? -
02-07-2008, 05:00 AM
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Question.
Why did my post get deleted? I'll say it again.
Just to clear things up:
Me saying "just because some of them aren't decent" implied that you thought some WERE decent.
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I do think some of them are decent. Are you a retarded? I said in plain, easy to read American that I think some of them are decent.
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Re: Is my shallow life a joke? -
02-07-2008, 05:00 AM
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Guess that means I"m going to hell. Oh well. I'll probably see a whole bunch of you there anyway.
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Jesus died for your sins, and this is how you repay him?
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02-07-2008, 05:01 AM
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You will see none of us there as we are all God loving Christians.
Hell is nothing to say oh well about.
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I think I get it. Anyone who's not Christian will go to hell, while Christians go to heaven? Makes sense...well, no. Not really. We're not Godless. And by the way, I'll what I want, when I want. Not a DAMN thing you can do about it.
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02-07-2008, 05:01 AM
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I do think some of them are decent. Are you a retarded? I said in plain, easy to read American that I think some of them are decent.
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Exactly. You are not being very clear to me.
I read that you thought a few were decent, but most are not. So, in saying "some of them aren't decent", it implied that I knew that you think some are decent and some are not.
Get Reading Comprehension skills nao.
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02-07-2008, 05:03 AM
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I think I get it. Anyone who's not Christian will go to hell, while Christians go to heaven? Makes sense...well, no. Not really. We're not Godless. And by the way, I'll what I want, when I want. Not a DAMN thing you can do about it.
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John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Acts 16:31 And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.
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02-07-2008, 05:04 AM
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Jesus died for your sins, and this is how you repay him?
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Jesus died 2000 some odd years ago. How the hell did he die for "my" sins?
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02-07-2008, 05:07 AM
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John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
Acts 16:31 And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.
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See, in my religion, we believe in one God. People have different names for him. Muslims call him Allah, while we call him Waheguru. Doesn't that make us all God's children?
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Re: Is my shallow life a joke? -
02-07-2008, 05:09 AM
What I find interesting is the fact the majority of religions were invented back when ignorance was wide-spread. They were a thing to comfort people with, to explain why there are big, bad boogiemen under the bed, to lull people into the comfortable lie that when you died, you still get to live. But times have changed, and people still follow these religions. Most religions oppress women, children, and independent thoughts. I've read a few pages of the bible, and yet, most people seem to be holier-than-thou asses. And the fact that my being born into the world is a sin...wow. And all those strict rules and such...Jesus wasn't a man obsessed with sin. He was a kind, honest person, more decent than any of you I'd say, of course, I'm speaking strictly from the historical view. I have no idea what the devil they say about him in the bible, I never got there. Oh, and here's something fun to read:
The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
- I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
- I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
- I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Sam = Sam. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
- I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go piffle yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
- I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the bitches.
- I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues/churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
- Ending poverty
- Curing diseases
- Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
- I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
- I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something. -- Taken off Wikipedia, article on Pastafarianism.
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Re: Is my shallow life a joke? -
02-07-2008, 05:12 AM
Now that was one thoughtful post.
Good job Sally.
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02-07-2008, 05:14 AM
Thank you. EaKisaki on basil...I am retarded. This is very entertaining...
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Re: Is my shallow life a joke? -
02-07-2008, 05:14 AM
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Now that was one thoughtful post.
Good job Sally.
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How can copying and pasting be thought of as "thoughtful" in any way? Unless it's appropriate scripture, as that's always thoughtful and a caring way to bring people to Jesus.
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02-07-2008, 05:15 AM
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Now that was one thoughtful post.
Good job Sally.
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Haha. How insecure can these people get? Deleteing a post because they know she just smashed on them.
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Re: Is my shallow life a joke? -
02-07-2008, 05:16 AM
Wow.
Great. Sally typed or found, in your suspicions, a well thought out post, that you couldn't counter, so you deleted it?
That's not very fair argument techniques guys.
That's cheating. Sinners?
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02-07-2008, 05:16 AM
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Haha. How insecure can these people get? Deleteing a post because they know she just smashed on them.
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Go back a page. Her post wasn't deleted. The whole copy and paste is still there. You people just never tire of lying about Christians, do you?
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02-07-2008, 05:17 AM
That post was written by myself, Sister Mary. I copied and pasted the, "Eight I'd Rather You Didn'ts" from Wiki, and I gave credit.
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02-07-2008, 05:18 AM
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What I find interesting is the fact the majority of religions were invented back when ignorance was wide-spread. They were
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-- Taken off Wikipedia, article on Pastafarianism.[/LIST]
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Listen Sally, Pastafarianism was written by some guy who was talking to his invisible friends. Most of that books makes no sense and contradicts itself. Now does that sounds like a serious religion to you?
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02-07-2008, 05:19 AM
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Go back a page. Her post wasn't deleted. The whole copy and paste is still there. You people just never tire of lying about Christians, do you?
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And you people never tire of hating on other religions, do you?
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02-07-2008, 05:19 AM
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Wow.
Great. Sally typed or found, in your suspicions, a well thought out post, that you couldn't counter, so you deleted it?
That's not very fair argument techniques guys.
That's cheating. Sinners?
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Woops, looks like it's still there.
My mistake, :x
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