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Default Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-18-2007, 11:28 PM

In a trend certain to enrage God, THIS story reveals that fewer and fewer babies are being circumcised. Which means they have little or no chance of making it up to Heaven with Jesus (who WAS circumcised). Too many illegal wetbacks and too many hippies.

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San Francisco - On the eighth day of her son's life, Julia Query welcomed friends and family to celebrate his birth and honor their Jewish heritage.

But there was no crying, no scalpel, no blood, no "mohel" - the person who traditionally performs ritual circumcisions in the Jewish faith. In fact, Elijah Rose's "bris" differed markedly from the ceremony long used to initiate Jewish boys into a covenant with God: There was no circumcision.

"I knew before I was even pregnant that I would not circumcise," said Query, 39, a San Francisco filmmaker whose son was born in 2002. "It's not like you're just cutting a piece of paper off a pad - there's no `cut here' line. It's not made to be cut off, and I would never, ever do that to my baby."

Query is among a growing number of American parents refusing circumcision, in which the foreskin is removed from the penis.

According to a study by the National Health and Social Life Survey, the U.S. circumcision rate peaked at nearly 90 percent in the early 1960s but began dropping in the '70s. By 2004, the most recent year for which government figures are available, about 57 percent of all male newborns delivered in hospitals were circumcised. In some states, the rate is well below 50 percent.

Experts say immigration patterns play the biggest role in the decline, which is steepest in Western states with big populations from Asian and Latin American countries where circumcision is uncommon. The trend has also accompanied a change in Americans' attitudes toward medicine and their bodies.

"The rates of drug-free labor and breast-feeding all rose during the 1980s, while the initial declines in male circumcision rates began during the 1980s as well," said Katharine Barrett, an anthropology lecturer at Stanford University. "It may have been part and parcel of the wider effort to reclaim bodies - adult female and infant male - from unnecessary and potentially harmful medical interventions."

Circumcision remains the U.S.'s most common surgery, and the United States is still one of the few developed countries where a majority of baby boys are circumcised. But circumcision is a heated issue and the subject of vehemently pro and anti Web sites.

"We were all circumcised when I was born," said R. Louis Schultz, a 79-year-old New Yorker and author of "Out in the Open: The Complete Male Pelvis." "People thought it could ward off masturbation or disease, and those funny attitudes have really changed. Now people are saying, `Why do it?'"

Many doctors still recommend circumcision because of some evidence that it reduces the risk of penile cancer, urinary tract infections, HIV and perhaps other sexual transmitted diseases. Many major insurance companies still cover it, and many hospitals offer it free for newborns.

But circumcision opponents say the medical benefits are dubious. Penile cancer, for example, is extremely rare. Since 1999, the American Academy of Pediatrics has not endorsed routine circumcision.

The debate escalated in February, when studies found that heterosexual men in Africa who were circumcised had HIV infection rates up to 60 percent lower than uncircumcised men. Because of those studies, the American Academy of Pediatrics is taking another look at its policy.

About one in three males worldwide is circumcised. In the United States, the rates vary widely by region.

It is most prevalent in the upper Midwest. In 2004, according to data compiled by the federal Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality, more than 79 percent of newborn boys in the Midwest were circumcised before leaving the hospital. Michigan and Kentucky had the highest rates, at 85 percent.

In the fast-growing West, the rate declined dramatically - from 64 percent in 1979 to just under 32 percent in 2004.

In California, the rate of hospital circumcisions among newborns was 21 percent. California - which has more immigrants than any other state - had the lowest circumcision rate in the study, which had comprehensive data on only 27 states.

The decline coincides with rising immigration from Asia and Latin America.

"If you have a solid Victorian, American background, routine circumcision is not unusual," said Carol A. Miller, clinical professor of pediatrics at University of California at San Francisco.

Many parents fear their boys would feel awkward in the locker room if they were not circumcised.

"I like the idea of him looking like his dad - that's the most important thing for me," said Denise Milito Stockwell, 40, an artist in Chicago who had her 15-month-old son, Harlan, circumcised. "It wasn't traumatic for him in any way. He came back from the event sleeping."

Circumcision is still common in many Jewish and Muslim communities.

Ruth Katz, 38, of San Francisco had both her sons circumcised at brises. She and her husband, Michael Rapaport, were astonished when the teacher in their birthing class described circumcision as "immoral" and "not consensual."

"The edict to have your son circumcised was the first covenant with God - the first challenge to being Jewish," said Katz, pursuing a master's degree in business administration. "I am a progressive person and think a lot about human rights issues, but I have never questioned this."

Honestly, I don't know where these heathens got the idea that slicing off a piece of a baby boy's tallywacker was an option.

Genesis 17:10
This is my covenant, which ye shall keep, between me and you and thy seed after thee; Every man child among you shall be circumcised.

Genesis 17:11
And ye shall circumcise the flesh of your foreskin; and it shall be a token of the covenant betwixt me and you.

Genesis 17:12
And he that is eight days old shall be circumcised among you, every man child in your generations, he that is born in the house, or bought with money of any stranger, which is not of thy seed.

Genesis 17:13
He that is born in thy house, and he that is bought with thy money, must needs be circumcised: and my covenant shall be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant.

Genesis 17:14
And the uncircumcised man child whose flesh of his foreskin is not circumcised, that soul shall be cut off from his people; he hath broken my covenant.


In fact once God almost killed Moses because his son wasn't circumcised. (Exodus 4:24-26)

Those boys are being condemned to eternal damnation because of that little piece of skin. Once we impose Biblical law across America, mandatory circumcision will be at the top of the list! GLORY!!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-19-2007, 02:02 PM

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In a trend certain to enrage God, THIS story reveals that fewer and fewer babies are being circumcised. Which means they have little or no chance of making it up to Heaven with Jesus (who WAS circumcised). Too many illegal wetbacks and too many hippies.


In fact once God almost killed Moses because his son wasn't circumcised. (Exodus 4:24-26)

Those boys are being condemned to eternal damnation because of that little piece of skin. Once we impose Biblical law across America, mandatory circumcision will be at the top of the list! GLORY!!
To be fair, I can see why the Jews aren't too keen on it; they're probably just trying to keep the vampire rabbis from sucking on the tiny baby choo-choos.


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"I like the idea of him looking like his dad - that's the most important thing for me," said Denise Milito Stockwell, 40, an artist in Chicago who had her 15-month-old son, Harlan, circumcised.

Shallow much?

Honestly, I don't know where these heathens got the idea that slicing off a piece of a baby boy's tallywacker was an option.

Those boys are being condemned to eternal damnation because of that little piece of skin. Once we impose Biblical law across America, mandatory circumcision will be at the top of the list! GLORY!!

Any god that would demand a piece of a newborn's body as a sign of the parent's loyalty does not deserve to be worshipped.
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Any god that would demand a piece of a newborn's body as a sign of the parent's loyalty does not deserve to be worshipped.
Pray for me friends! I couldn't hack off Tommy's! I couldn't do it. Forgive me Lord. I know you are a jealous God. But I couldn't fork over his li'l tube snake's head. Could I perhaps give the LOrd something in exchange? I've saved all the placentas in a jar in the basement! I could build an altar...
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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-19-2007, 10:39 PM

Not once............... But twice!!

Joshua 5: 2-3
At that time the LORD said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives, and circumcise again the children of Israel the second time.
And Joshua made him sharp knives, and circumcised the children of Israel at the hill of the foreskins.


Sure must have been a whole lot of Children to make a Hill.



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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-20-2007, 04:39 AM

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Any god that would demand a piece of a newborn's body as a sign of the parent's loyalty does not deserve to be worshipped.
We might as well be sacrificing a goat. Although, Zeus would be a more merciful god than Jesus, it seems.


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We might as well be sacrificing a goat. Although, Zeus would be a more merciful god than Jesus, it seems.
Except that Zeus didn't die on the cross for our sins. Plus he's completely imaginary.

God will even kill children if their parents worship other Gods.

Jeremiah 16:10 And it shall come to pass, when thou shalt shew this people all these words, and they shall say unto thee, Wherefore hath the LORD pronounced all this great evil against us? or what is our iniquity? or what is our sin that we have committed against the LORD our God? 16:11 Then shalt thou say unto them, Because your fathers have forsaken me, saith the LORD, and have walked after other gods, and have served them, and have worshipped them, and have forsaken me, and have not kept my law;

Better avoid all that, huh?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Except that Zeus didn't die on the cross for our sins. Plus he's completely imaginary.
Right. Just like Jesus.


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Right. Just like Jesus.
Wrong. You don't know that, do you? What's completely imaginary are these goat Gods that you sacrifice little furry animals to, you pagan savage. The KJV1611 proves you wrong Miss Allie. Wrong. There is a God, and he's a jealous and wrathful God and that jealousy and wrath will come down apon your perverted little pagan heathen head and your apeing the savages of yore will see you cast into the eternal abyss with the likes of Bernal and the other sinners on this site. And there will be no lesbianical orgies in the pits with Satan, mark my words. No, there will just be eternal torment. You think that you have suffered on earth -- just wait to you get to hell, sissy.


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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-20-2007, 08:57 AM

And centuries of Greek tradition and literature says otherwise about your god. Roman too. Oh, and Egyptian too.

*goes back to reading about Ares*


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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-20-2007, 09:16 AM

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And centuries of Greek tradition and literature says otherwise about your god. Roman too. Oh, and Egyptian too.
Yes, but do you really trust Harry The Greek, an Eytie or a Towel head?
I know I wouldn't.



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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-20-2007, 11:24 AM

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We might as well be sacrificing a goat.

Are you implying something about the size of your uncleaness?
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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-20-2007, 11:25 AM

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Not once............... But twice!!

Joshua 5: 2-3
At that time the LORD said unto Joshua, Make thee sharp knives, and circumcise again the children of Israel the second time.
And Joshua made him sharp knives, and circumcised the children of Israel at the hill of the foreskins.


Sure must have been a whole lot of Children to make a Hill.
Does this mean all the Men of God at LBC need to go back in for a re-touch?
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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-21-2007, 05:37 AM

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Wrong. You don't know that, do you? No, I'm pretty sure Jesus is a figment of your imagination. And there will be no lesbianical orgies in the pits with Satan, mark my words. Well thank the gods for that! No, there will just be eternal torment. You think that you have suffered on earth -- just wait to you get to hell, sissy.
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And centuries of Greek tradition and literature says otherwise about your god. Roman too. Oh, and Egyptian too. And Celtic, and Japanese, and Norse, and Native American, and Mayan, and *continues listing off Pagan cultures until the end of eternity*

*goes back to reading about Ares*
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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-21-2007, 05:56 AM

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I've saved all the placentas in a jar in the basement! I could build an altar...
That's...disgusting.
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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-22-2007, 04:58 PM

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Any god that would demand a piece of a newborn's body as a sign of the parent's loyalty does not deserve to be worshipped.
What about a father that would demand a piece of a grown man's body as a sign of a potential son-in-law's suitability? Obviously he doesn't deserve to be worshipped, but there's something pretty awesome about the idea all the same.
1 Samuel 18:25 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.
26 And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son in law: and the days were not expired.
27 Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.


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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-22-2007, 05:05 PM

Wow. God obsesses over the privates of little boys.



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What about a father that would demand a piece of a grown man's body as a sign of a potential son-in-law's suitability? Obviously he doesn't deserve to be worshipped, but there's something pretty awesome about the idea all the same.
1 Samuel 18:25 And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.
26 And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son in law: and the days were not expired.
27 Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.
Anyone (divine or human) that demands that a person slice off body parts in order to prove their worth is vile.
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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-22-2007, 09:36 PM

Hmm, whom do I believe? Some hell-bound fairy or the Author of the Universe? Man, that's a tough one! Personally I trust my Lord and Saviour more than I trust you, a two-or-three-faced liar.


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Default Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down - 06-22-2007, 09:40 PM

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Hmm, whom do I believe? Some hell-bound fairy or the Author of the Universe who's obsessed with the privates of little boys? Man, that's a tough one! Personally I trust my Lord and Saviour more than I trust you, a two-or-three-faced liar.
Your choice.

I prefer to live in the real world though.
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