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Senior Usher True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom A very nice young man
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Re: Landover Baptist Church Members- -
02-09-2008, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Scheherazade
Hmmm....are we sand negroes and negresses considered Asian? Some would tell us so.
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I'm not 100% sure. To be honest, I prefer to think about your filthy, degenerate tribe as little as possible, friend.
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It's almost like you father ezekial have been living in a cave your whole life with the world evolving around you yet you refuse to come out.
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Father Ezekiel? I'd heard rumours about Pastor Ezekiel having a mongoloid child locked in his basement next to the bear, but I always thought that was just vicious liberal slander...please say it ain't so, Zeke?
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Racism against asians (for the apparently evil yet incredibly fun games and things) and muslims (for the bombings? that's because America brought that on to ourselves, not the muslims)
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You think America brought 9/11 on ourselves? Why do you hate America?
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And Well here's one. You call yourselves True Christians I guess. that is what its called. I've never heard of such thing you know why? Because I guess the leader of this "True Christian" thing one day just said okay here's what a True Christian is and here's what a I guess "fake" Christian would say.
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If by "the leader of this True Christian thing", you mean Christ, then yes, that's almost exactly what happened.
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And just because you agree doesn't make it true, once again you are being black sheep and following and obeying and refusing to debelieve what someone else has said.
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Do you know black sheep are, or are you just being racist?
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Originally Posted by Datsihyu
And I'm not saying anything BAD about christianity it's YOU PEOPLE. You're a PEOPLE you don't represent Christianity you represent the crazy extremist party or so the media and everyone else in America says.
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In other words, that's what the Jews, and people who have been brainwashed by the Jews, say.
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This forum is racist, this whole thing is just... some people act like hitler. Seriously.
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Where has anyone on this forum worshipped Mary?
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But some people are like freaking hitler, like you think Christianity is the one and only way, that you're better than them, that you're way is truer just because you say so, it's kind of selfish in a way.
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John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
Is Jesus like Hitler?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Landover Baptist Church Members- -
02-10-2008, 02:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Datsihyu
Um. I'm 9 years old.
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I wouldn't joke around like that. The resident papist "father" will track you down and bugger you until your ears bleed.
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
I'd heard rumours about Pastor Ezekiel having a mongoloid child locked in his basement next to the bear, but I always thought that was just vicious liberal slander...please say it ain't so, Zeke?
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My high-priced joo lawyers have asked me not to comment on these accusations while litigation is pending.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Landover Baptist Church Members- -
02-10-2008, 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
Where has anyone on this forum worshipped Mary?
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"Fathers" Thomas and Mo? Not that they really count for anything but a good laugh and a warning about the dangers of sin.
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Honorary True Christian™ Sweet Placid Sister
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Re: Landover Baptist Church Members- -
02-11-2008, 04:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Daishitzu
And I'm not saying anything BAD about christianity it's YOU PEOPLE. You're a PEOPLE you don't represent Christianity you represent the crazy extremist party or so the media and everyone else in America says.
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Have you ever READ the Bible, Dai? Yes or no?
If no -- which is what I presume -- who are you to tell US what it says? As I've said elsewhere, I've never read Naked Lunch, and therefore I do not go about lecturing others on what the author wrote. Why? BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW, and NEITHER DO YOU.
If you have actually read the Bible, then please show us where it says we do NOT have to follow God's Laws contained therein. ALL of them.
Show us exactly where God said in His Book that we could pick and choose the parts we want to follow.
Seriously. Point us to the chapter and verse. After all, you claim we're "extremist" for doing what GOD SAID TO DO in HIS BOOK.
If doing what the Creator of the universe said to do is extreme, then I'll be extreme.
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