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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
06-22-2007, 10:43 PM
Then you'll enjoy Hell, since it is very real. I'm afraid it will be much more painful than you are anticipating....
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
06-23-2007, 12:14 AM
I have to apologize, but I could not bring myself to read this (spiritually disturbing) thread. Is it too much for a Christian lady to ask that these animal-like unChristian choo choos be called "The Devil's Turtleneck"? I think this term will be less disturbing to fine Christian ladies, like the ones you'll find here at God's favorite church, yet Devil's Turtleneck should leave no doubt as to what we're talking about. Can I please get a second aye from another senior pastor?
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
06-23-2007, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
Then you'll enjoy Hell, since it is very real. I'm afraid it will be much more painful than you are anticipating....
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Well miss "I-know-everything-because-I-read-a-book-written-by-a-bunch-of-snivvly-sissies," I guess you also know I'm an Atheist, and I don't believe in God, or Satan, or Jesus, or the Holy Ghost, OR any other diety.
I do not believe in Heaven, and I don't believe in Hell.
Therefore, your tactic of trying to use a real place that I don't believe in in order to scare me straight, will not work.
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
I have to apologize, but I could not bring myself to read this (spiritually disturbing) thread. Is it too much for a Christian lady to ask that these animal-like unChristian choo choos be called "The Devil's Turtleneck"? I think this term will be less disturbing to fine Christian ladies, like the ones you'll find here at God's favorite church, yet Devil's Turtleneck should leave no doubt as to what we're talking about. Can I please get a second aye from another senior pastor?
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Agreed.
We'll call them by their medical terms.
The forskin of the penis.
And no need for a pastor, I'm "God" after all.
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
06-23-2007, 12:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Shallow-izer
Well miss "I-know-everything-because-I-read-a-book-written-by-a-bunch-of-snivvly-sissies," I guess you also know I'm an Atheist, and I don't believe in God, or Satan, or Jesus, or the Holy Ghost, OR any other diety.
I do not believe in Heaven, and I don't believe in Hell.
Therefore, your tactic of trying to use a real place that I don't believe in in order to scare me straight, will not work.
[/b]Agreed.
We'll call them by their medical terms.
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And no need for a pastor, I'm "God" after all.
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Dear Lord! I was going to assign you warning points for foul language, but what follows insures a speedy trip to Hell where you will surely become Satan's Party Ewe!
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
06-23-2007, 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson
Dear Lord! I was going to assign you warning points for foul language, but what follows insures a speedy trip to Hell where you will surely become Satan's Party Ewe!
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Again.
Satan doesn't exist.
Hell doesn't exist.
I have no fear when being threatened with places and people that don't exist.
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
06-23-2007, 01:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Shallow-izer
Again.
Satan doesn't exist.
Hell doesn't exist.
I have no fear when being threatened with places and people that don't exist.
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You are free to fear or not fear anything that you like. However, while you are a guest on this godly forum, you will behave yourself, watch your filthy mouth, and refrain from posting filth. If you can't do that, then you will be booted out. Praise Jesus.
You have chosen satan over Christ our Lord. I'm glad I'm not you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
06-23-2007, 01:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
You are free to fear or not fear anything that you like. However, while you are a guest on this godly forum, you will behave yourself, watch your filthy mouth, and refrain from posting filth. If you can't do that, then you will be booted out. Praise Je-Zeus.
You have chosen Satan over Christ our Lord. I'm glad I'm not you.
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First off, I'm a Member here. That's how forums work. You become a member of the community.
How'd you learn to read?
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN SATAN.
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN CHRIST.
I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD.
I can't worship something I don't BELIEVE in.
And what's so filthy about the proper names of body parts?
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
06-24-2007, 11:33 PM
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First off, I'm a Member here. That's how forums work. You become a member of the community.
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No, you're under investigation. You may eventually become a member of this community if you accept Christ, but it doesn't happen automatically.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
06-24-2007, 11:37 PM
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No, you're under investigation. You may eventually become a member of this community if you accept Christ, but it doesn't happen automatically.
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I do accept christ!
I accept that he's a fairy tale held onto by you delusional troo chris-chins.
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
06-24-2007, 11:54 PM
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I do accept christ!
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Well that IS good news. The next step would be for you to stop spewing hatred in this forum, and also to Tithe 30% of your net worth. Click on that shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this page and we'll get you all set up.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
06-25-2007, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Temperance
No, you're under investigation. You may eventually become a member of this community if you accept Christ, but it doesn't happen automatically.
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Ironically, several proclaimed "heathens" are already members. I don't mind being on the "Under Investigation" status. I'm usually a staff member, or high-ranking member of some kind on most forums and communities I'm a member of, so now being the one who gets to sit back and watch others do the work... It's quite blissful, actually.
Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
06-25-2007, 02:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well that IS good news. The next step would be for you to stop spewing hatred in this forum, and also to Tithe 30% of your net worth. Click on that shiny Paypal button at the bottom of this page and we'll get you all set up.
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Only a troo chris-chin could be stupid enough not to read a whole post and jump to conclusions.
I ALSO said, " I accept that he's a fairy tale held onto by you delusional troo chris-chins."
Little hint, read ALL of the post before you make a stupid post and make you're self look more retarded.
Also, why on Earth would "god's favorite church" need to beg for money? Doesn't the lord provide for you?
No?
Awww, too bad.
I have better things to be spending my money on.
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
02-08-2008, 05:27 PM
Now people are being persecuted for wanting their children to be circumcised:
Man Arrested for Circumcising Children
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DALLAS, N.C. -- Investigators say a man has been charged with child abuse in Caldwell County for circumcising his two infant sons with a utility knife.
Authorities said 32-year-old Johnny Eric Marlowe, a self-admitted polygamist, fathered children with his legal wife and another woman who lives in their home.
One gave birth to a boy at their home in the rural Kings Creek community in November
2005, and the other gave birth to a boy there four months later.
“We've picked up some more info, which will help us lead further into our investigation, (information) that we didn't know before,” said Caldwell County Sheriff Alan Jones.
Detective Shelly Hartley said Marlowe doesn't like hospitals and denied the women prenatal care in both cases, then circumcised the boys when they were 8 days old.
Marlowe later moved to Gaston County and is serving a 150-day jail sentence there on charges of resisting a public officer, assault on a female and multiple counts of child neglect. Marlowe had a total of 11 children with the two women.
"Sick, he's got a sick mind,” a former neighbor said. “Anybody that would do that to their children -- there's something really wrong with them.”
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Re: Tallywhacker Slicing Down -
02-08-2008, 05:29 PM
And here's a woman who was unsatisfyed with the aesthetic aspect of her son's pecker. I don't think she should have been spending so much time looking at her son's tallywhacker:
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Court: Mom can't sue over circumcision
Wed Feb 6, 9:23 PM ET
ST. PAUL - The Minnesota Court of Appeals has ruled that a mother who didn't like the way her baby's circumcision looked cannot sue a Fridley hospital for medical malpractice.
Dawn Nelson sued Unity Hospital and Dr. Steven Berestka, claiming the doctor removed "the most erogenous tissue" after the boy was born on Jan. 21, 2000 — without consulting either parent. Nelson and the boy's father, David Nelson, were unhappy with the result.
But the Appeals Court noted in its Tuesday decision that the mother indicated on a prenatal form that the baby should be circumcised.
Attorney Zenas Baer, who is representing the mother and son, said he was disappointed with the court ruling.
He said federal regulations say there has to be a signed informed consent form before any surgery — and he argued that a checked-off box on a form regarding circumcision is beside the point, saying "isn't the mom allowed to change her mind?"
Baer said his client plans to appeal.
Dawn Nelson initially sued the doctor, alleging assault and battery and negligence. That claim was settled separately. The claims against Unity Hospital and its parent company, Allina Health System, went forward.
Nelson claimed the hospital had a duty to verify that the doctor obtained informed consent and she claimed the hospital had been deceptive or misleading in its informed consent policy.
A Hennepin County judge disagreed and dismissed the case. The appellate court affirmed the lower court decision.
As for the child, another surgeon "performed a revision for cosmetic purposes" shortly after the initial circumcision, the ruling said.
Mark Whitmore, an Allina attorney, said the company was pleased with the ruling.
According to Baer's Web site, he "contributes substantial amounts of time to ending the barbaric practice of routine infant male circumcision worldwide, insuring genital integrity for all citizens of the world."
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