[Johny Joe Hold]

We here at Landover Baptist Church wage a lonely war. There are so many doubters out there denying Biblical truth that the earth is flat.

So, I was elated to learn a professional sport star, Kyrie Irving, sides with us. This basketball hero proclaims to all far and near that the earth is flat.

Thinking more about it, I should not have been surprised. When a basketball player jumps and shoots, several variables are in place that can only be present if the earth is flat.

The ground of floor must be level and the basket cannot be moving. Three pointers would be impossible on a rotating globe.

Hey everyone, just so you know: Kyrie Irving believes the Earth is flat

Ben Rohrbach,Ball Don't Lie 22 hours ago

Kyrie Irving is extremely woke. (Getty Images)When you are Kyrie Irving, you have handles like nobody on the planet and you made one of the most famous shots in basketball history to win Cleveland’s first NBA championship, seemingly by divine intervention, it’s understandable why you might have a different view of the world than everyone else.
We learned just how different Irving’s perspective is during his appearance on the Road Trippin’ podcast, hosted by teammates Richard Jefferson and Channing Frye, along with Fox Sports Ohio’s Allie Clifton. A wide-ranging interview that began with a discussion on hotel aliases and childbirth quickly turned to aliens and conspiracy theories, at which point we discovered Irving believes the Earth is flat.
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I don’t know how many flights Irving has taken as a professional basketball player. I’m sure it’s a lot. But I guess he’s never seen the curvature of the Earth. I’m not sure why he thinks he plays NBA games in different time zones, but I now know that he doesn’t believe it’s because the globe is rotating.
Irving touched on several conspiracy theories — some not so wild, like his belief that “there are extraterrestrial beings that exist in the universe,” and some definitely wild ones, like his position that the CIA assassinated Bob Marley because “he tried to bring people together and the fact that it was fundamentally built on love and truth and we kill people for doing the right thing like that” — but things really got interesting when he unveiled his flat-Earth theory.

[CANTDOITMAN]

Have you ever heard about a thing called SPACE,ATMOSPHERE,TROPOSPHERE,STRATOSPHERE,OUTER CORE AND INNER CORE?

The cores acts like a magnet, the spheres contain the air








Also it's not round, it's a deformed Elipse

[CANTDOITMAN]

I, just, can't deal with al this retardness

[Alvin Moss]

Originally Posted by CANTDOITMAN

I, just, can't deal with al this retardness

God has a number of ways that He punishes the wicked, Mr. Doitman. Retardedism is but one of His flagellations. Where do you encounter a concentration of retards? We do get a few here, but they don't usually cause all that much trouble. Doitman...is that a Jew name?

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by CANTDOITMAN

I, just, can't deal with al this retardness

Hello Doit,


It would seem that although being allowed to make posts you continue to make waste with our welcome. Is it that you do not wish to learn? Do you not seek wisdom?


Proverbs 1:7 (KJV)

The feare of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fooles despise wisedome and instruction.”


I ask you now, do you fear the Lord? If you do not then you still have a long way to go. But, no worries, as they say in Arstraylya, you still have lots of time to contemplate your position. Don't wait too long though because the End Days are fast approaching.


YIC
TT

[Mary Etheldreda]

Leaked photo from NASA confirms the Holy Bible:

[Johny Joe Hold]

Sister Mary--Finally the flat earth picture we've been waiting for. Sail to the edge of the flat earth and you fall off. Simple as that.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

At last, the photo we've been waiting for - you can even see "the Great Ice Wall" that prevents the water from running away.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

At last, the photo we've been waiting for - you can even see "the Great Ice Wall" that prevents the water from running away.

At let us not forget the Firmament that is the final frontier agianst the Waters above and also contributes to keeping the Waters below where they should be.

Genesis 1:7
And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.



Methinks that breaking the magnificent Ice Wall would cause unprecedented havoc but eventually the Waters would still be contained within the Bowl that is the Firmament. Praise Jesus for this invention!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[BrotherLarry]

Brother Professor Elmer,


As you and I discussed in my Firmament Fundamentals class, God doesn't make bad inventions! Since He knows all and therefore is able to deal with it before it even happens, things like the firmament are perfect, as He is (Matthew 5:48).


The 239 page paper students had to write about the firmament gave several examples of just how perfect it is: (1) It has never fallen on the people. (2) Unlike "The Dome" - that stupid television program - it wouldn't shock you if you went far enough out on the earth to touch it. (3) it is way tall, so astronauts and select cosmonauts can still fly around in space.


I am sure you recall how we praised God on our knees as my fellow students sat under your expert teaching about this amazing, glorious structure that our Lord hath built. GLORY! I am shouting as loudly as I can right now in praise of my GOD. (People are pounding on the walls in protest, but my God is greater than their protests).


Oh, and by the way, thanks for the "A" in the class. (Manly hugs)

[MitzaLizalor]

So it’s warm air ’round the bottom and empty up top?

[Johny Joe Hold]

The new study done by physicists finally closes the door on atheists who claim the earth is round. Scientists just announced an explanation of the optical illusion that makes flat lines appear to have curves.

We True Christians™ have said for centuries the round earth theory is bogus. Now we have proof the earth is flat and that anyone claiming otherwise is being dumped by this optical illusion:

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/ne.../#.Wisp-Etryi7

[Atheist_NonBeliever]

I don't get it. Has human society fallen SO low its members can be brainwashed to accept this nonsense? I don't understand how you people can accept such obviously photoshopped images and even use them as arguments for that which has been scientifically disproved.

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by Atheist_NonBeliever

I don't get it. Has human society fallen SO low its members can be brainwashed to accept this nonsense? I don't understand how you people can accept such obviously photoshopped images and even use them as arguments for that which has been scientifically disproved.

Dear sinner,

You should know that science can never disprove God. If science and the Bible are in contradiction, it is crystal clear that science should be corrected. We've been warned two millennia ago that science would one day try to usurp God!

1 Timothy 6:20
O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

Science is often profane and vain. This is one of those cases. Furthermore, science has been created by fallible men. Our allegiance is to God (Ecclesiastes 12:13).

Acts 5:29
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

Now you know! Now you can join us in Worship!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[1dad11]

Originally Posted by Brother Alex

In the modern world it has become a widely spread lie that the earth is round. Of course, this is impossible. If the earth is round, then why don't people just fall off at the bottom?

Gravity?

The answer is simple: The Earth is not round!


Jeremiah 16:19:
O LORD, my strength, and my fortress, and my refuge in the day of affliction, the Gentiles shall come unto thee from the ends of the earth, and shall say, Surely our fathers have inherited lies, vanity, and things wherein there is no profit.

Going to the ends of the earth means going basically to far flung places.

Revelation 7:1:
And after these things I saw four angels standing on the four corners of the earth, holding the four winds of the earth, that the wind should not blow on the earth, nor on the sea, nor on any tree.

East west, north and south. Have you opened the door of your heart to Jesus? You think there is a real little wooden door down there?


Here we see how the planets, the sun and the moon revolve around the flat earth:

Please tell us you are not serious.

[1dad11]

[QUOTE=1dad11;1225899]Gravity?



Going to the ends of the earth means going basically to far flung places.





East west, north and south. Have you opened the door of your heart to Jesus? You think there is a real little wooden door down there?

Please tell us you are not serious.

Corrected a typo....

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by 1dad11

Corrected a typo....

Are you on the drugs son? Get straight with Jesus. Do a little Christianity Cocktail with your huff.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by 1dad11

Corrected a typo....

Not very well, dear. In any case, you haven't answered the question. Have you opened your heart to Jesus? He's waiting, you know. His Justice is infinite, but His patience is not. You'll only get until your last breath to make this life-or-death choice. Won't you let Him in and see what He has to say? Maybe invite Him for a spot of tea to be friendly.

[1dad11]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Are you on the drugs son? Get straight with Jesus. Do a little Christianity Cocktail with your huff.

I guess that is the best reply you could come up with. Work on that. False accusations and self righteousness doesn't cut it.

[1dad11]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Not very well, dear. In any case, you haven't answered the question. Have you opened your heart to Jesus? He's waiting, you know. His Justice is infinite, but His patience is not. You'll only get until your last breath to make this life-or-death choice. Won't you let Him in and see what He has to say? Maybe invite Him for a spot of tea to be friendly.

I have.

Does that mean I now have to believe that the sun is cool and the earth flat?