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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-11-2010, 12:43 PM

for more reasons to hate you guys, check these:

http://reasonstohateamerica.wordpress.com/

http://listverse.com/2009/05/13/top-...-hate-america/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/marty-...i_b_43499.html

probably written by your own people anyway, was too LAZY ASS DEVIL to check up on it, because that seems to be what you people are doing if we erase the bible... ... we don't even have to do that... the bible has exactly as much to say as Hans Christian Andersens fairytales, just for your enlightentment.... it was NOT written by God - it WAS written by several people who couldn't even seem to get the same story straight... wtf...
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-11-2010, 12:55 PM

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I thought that this was a great dane:


Well, her films are all 'dogs'. (who the piffle is that anyway...??)

Denmark - a country so cold and boring that they invented some of the most toxic alcoholic beverages known to man. Most Viking raids were planned when they were drunk, so it is no wonder that they didn't go to anywhere important. (well, vikings DID find America BEFORE Columbus - they just chose to leave again because they knew something was terribly wrong with your country...)

Lego - a term of abuse in most civilised countries. Denmark actually exports these ugly plastic bricks. (I can see that none of you ever had the chance of exercising any parts of your brains as children due to LEGO... whatever, you're to ones missing the relevant fun, whilst playing with your tiny little christian penises...)

Gayowulf - Denmark's most famous 'hero' was a raving homersexual who spent most of his time walking around naked searching for something called 'Grendel', who was probably his 'furrie' boyfriend. (wow... it actually LOOKS like you actually READ the shit...)

Hamlet, Prince of Denmark - made famous by Shakespeare, a whining suicidal aristocrat who spent most of his time talking to himself - he was actually the world's first Gothtard. (cool! all the goths are from denmark! we should probably tell Finland... (yea, those with this flag in this thread ^^)

Hands un-Christian Andersen - a pediphile who wrote 'fairytales' as an excuse to molest children. (right.. and the pope too, and several of your own presidents....)

Government = a combination of the worst aspects of monarchy and communism. They have a queen and plenty of people on welfare. (and what is the problem with being on welfare? at least we don't have as many HOMELESS , POOR AND CRIMINAL people WITH GUNS as you do...)

Religion - most Danish people are Lutherans. Enough said.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-12-2010, 12:22 AM

Please oh please tell me this is meant as a joke..
How is it fair of you to judge a country upon few individuals?
If other countries were to judge America on a specific few individuals, how do you think America would look like to them?
And be sure to check facts before you go babbling about 'em.
How are people supposed to take you seriously when you can't even use the right flag?
I'm half American and half Dane and I'm proud to be both.
But when inconsiderate people like yourselves try to judge a country on false facts.. That's just sad
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-12-2010, 12:33 AM

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Please oh please tell me this is meant as a joke..
How is it fair of you to judge a country upon few individuals?
If other countries were to judge America on a specific few individuals, how do you think America would look like to them?
And be sure to check facts before you go babbling about 'em.
How are people supposed to take you seriously when you can't even use the right flag?
I'm half American and half Dane and I'm proud to be both.
But when inconsiderate people like yourselves try to judge a country on false facts.. That's just sad
Dear half breed,
As English is your first language since you say American Dane not danish american, you will have read that it is proper to introduce yourself prior to posting your opinions in this forum but in case you missed that part let me show you where Make an Introduction for yourself.

Also you have rights here and here they are.
Make an Introduction for yourself. Noobs read this

I, for one, am interested in hearing all about you please share your religious preference and maybe tell us about your Baptism.


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I'm half American and half Dane and I'm proud to be both.
What right thinking American would have sex with a Dane? Some whoremonger probably. Or a lesbian.


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-12-2010, 12:48 AM

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What right thinking American would have sex with a Dane? Some whoremonger probably. Or a lesbian.
A drunken sailor no doubt. After 6 months at sea what do you expect, true love?
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-15-2010, 11:18 PM

More proof God hates Damnedmark!

This video proves beyond a shadow of doubt (not that any True Christian doubted it) that Damnedmark is full of nothing but homers and lezbeans.
They might as well change their name to Sodom because it's full of evil sodomites. And this is a "tourism" film ! They are trying to recruit more homers.




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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-16-2010, 01:48 AM

[QUOTE=Mark Christ;559632]More proof God hates Damnedmark!

This video proves beyond a shadow of doubt (not that any True Christian doubted it) that Damnedmark is full of nothing but homers and lezbeans.
They might as well change their name to Sodom because it's full of evil sodomites. And this is a "tourism" film ! They are trying to recruit more homers.

Well paint me pink and send me to Daneland if I ever saw anything more disgusting and perverted than that clip. Is that supposed to attract decent folk to visit that place. That would be like us doing a travel log that says ''come to New York city and get mugged''!


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-16-2010, 09:19 PM

8 reasons why GOD LOVES Denmark!
<--- THIS IS OUR FLAG!! I am retarded!!


1. We had the Vikings! the most Awesome people who ever lived! and beside, we where the first to discover The US! PROVEN! (LOYERED!)

2. We are not the driveing force behind global climate hoax, we are simply too small a contry, ^^ so YAY FOR DENMARK!!! MUAHAHA!

3. The Danish Prime minister is Rasmussen! and he was awesome! but he did never cykle in the Tour, he was too busy makeing Denmark MORE AWESOME!!!

4. Atleast our DANISH authour wrote so meny stories that Disney took them to him, and made films over it, soutch as: The little Mermaid, and some others. WE ARE AWESOME!!!

5. God loves us eaven more for makeing Lego, because it has brough so much good to the world! we are EAVEN MORE AWESOME NOW!

6. God loves us because did NOT invent Pippi Longstockings! LOL! it was thoes sweden dudes, you know the neighbour contry we have? right to the left? just look in a Atlas, xD

7. We have the same TV shows as you do, xD so by saying that we have 'Rape with brutality' and 'The Market for Liver' your saying that, that's what you have too, xD roflmao!

8. God loves us, because know how to love thy neighbour, and Turn the other cheek,


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-16-2010, 09:29 PM

You seem like a nice person, just you just have an inferiority complex.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-16-2010, 09:42 PM

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1. We had the Vikings! the most Awesome people who ever lived! and beside, we where the first to discover The US! PROVEN! (LOYERED!)
Vikings raped and pillaged. Only God says who can do that. And he certainly didn't mean Vikings.

2. We are not the driveing force behind global climate hoax, we are simply too small a contry,
Spell much? Such a small country, yet so many homers and lezbeans.

3. The Danish Prime minister is Rasmussen! and he was awesome! but he did never cykle in the Tour, he was too busy makeing Denmark MORE AWESOME!!!
More sinful is what you mean.

4. Atleast our DANISH authour wrote so meny stories that Disney took them to him, and made films over it, soutch as: The little Mermaid, and some others. WE ARE AWESOME!!!
It's well known Hans Christian(not) Anderson was a sodomite.

5. God loves us eaven more for makeing Lego, because it has brough so much good to the world! we are EAVEN MORE AWESOME NOW!
Ever step on a Lego in your bare feet? Lego's are the work of Satan.

6. God loves us because did NOT invent Pippi Longstockings! LOL! it was thoes sweden dudes, you know the neighbour contry we have? right to the left? just look in a Atlas, xD
God hates Sweden too. It's true. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379

7. We have the same TV shows as you do, xD so by saying that we have 'Rape with brutality' and 'The Market for Liver' your saying that, that's what you have too, xD roflmao!
Huh?

8. God loves us, because know how to love thy neighbour, and Turn the other cheek,
Turn your butt cheek you mean you herring eating, knob gobbling homer.

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-16-2010, 09:45 PM

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1. We had the Vikings! the most Awesome people who ever lived! and beside, we where the first to discover The US! PROVEN! (LOYERED!)
Vikings raped and pillaged. Only God says who can do that. And he certainly didn't mean Vikings.

2. We are not the driveing force behind global climate hoax, we are simply too small a contry,
Spell much? Such a small country, yet so many homers and lezbeans.

3. The Danish Prime minister is Rasmussen! and he was awesome! but he did never cykle in the Tour, he was too busy makeing Denmark MORE AWESOME!!!
More sinful is what you mean.

4. Atleast our DANISH authour wrote so meny stories that Disney took them to him, and made films over it, soutch as: The little Mermaid, and some others. WE ARE AWESOME!!!
It's well known Hans Christian(not) Anderson was a sodomite.

5. God loves us eaven more for makeing Lego, because it has brough so much good to the world! we are EAVEN MORE AWESOME NOW!
Ever step on a Lego in your bare feet? Lego's are the work of Satan.

6. God loves us because did NOT invent Pippi Longstockings! LOL! it was thoes sweden dudes, you know the neighbour contry we have? right to the left? just look in a Atlas, xD
God hates Sweden too. It's true. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=44379

7. We have the same TV shows as you do, xD so by saying that we have 'Rape with brutality' and 'The Market for Liver' your saying that, that's what you have too, xD roflmao!
Huh?

8. God loves us, because know how to love thy neighbour, and Turn the other cheek,
Turn your butt cheek you mean you herring eating, knob gobbling homer.

Repent!

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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-17-2010, 11:55 AM

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I can't see any difference.
The Danish flag is Red with white stripes
Finland's flag is white with Blue stripes
Sweden's flag is Blue with yellow stripes
and Norway's flag is red with blue and white stripes
Are you color blind?


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I don't know why King Diamond was left off the list.


He has influenced more than one generation of satanic heavy metallers. King Diamond has been exporting his satanic messages to the United States and other countries for over thirty years. Why this music hasn't been banned yet I have no idea.

This image is meant to scare you. I have burned multiple copies of this album over the years. It should not be heard by anyone.

The ridiculous shrieking heard on this song is in fact an incantation to join the Devil in his family. They literally want you to go to Hell and not to Heaven. The lyrics are hidden to protect innocent readers. Only men who are strong with the Lord should read them. You click the link, but you don't have to pay paypal):

I have said a prayer to protect myself and the other users of this forum from the evils of Danish influence.
I guess your not just into the metal music theme?
I love metal because (not of the ''satanic words'') of the insane speed they play on the instruments and still it make it sound so incredibly good

I heard King Diamond first in the game ''Brutal Legend'' were it fit fantastic.

P.S The burning picture is not made to scare you -.- it's made so you wanna buy it cause it looks cool


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-17-2010, 12:20 PM

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I guess your not just into the metal music theme?
I love metal because (not of the ''satanic words'') of the insane speed they play on the instruments and still it make it sound so incredibly good

I heard King Diamond first in the game ''Brutal Legend'' were it fit fantastic.

P.S The burning picture is not made to scare you -.- it's made so you wanna buy it cause it looks cool
So you like listening to music made by Satan. You should throw that rubbish away and start listening to Christian music.


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Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-17-2010, 06:21 PM

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The Danish flag is Red with white stripes
Finland's flag is white with Blue stripes
Sweden's flag is Blue with yellow stripes
and Norway's flag is red with blue and white stripes
Are you color blind?
I think you are the one that is color blind here my friend.
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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-17-2010, 08:05 PM

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I think you are the one that is color blind here my friend.
No, i did say the right colors

Finland's flag




Denmark's flag




Norweigan's flag




And Sweden's flag



I am right Cause i live in Sweden and I know how MY own flag look


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-17-2010, 08:11 PM

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So you like listening to music made by Satan. You should throw that rubbish away and start listening to Christian music.
It can't be made by satan -.- I don't see Satan's name on it, do you?
No you don't! Because it's King Diamond's music.

Go to youtube and search for: King Diamond Cremation
That song is awesome and you might find it good too since there is no lyrics in it

No lyrics = no satanic words


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Default Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK! - 07-17-2010, 08:58 PM

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No, i did say the right colors

Finland's flag




Denmark's flag




Norweigan's flag




And Sweden's flag



I am right Cause i live in Sweden and I know how MY own flag look
Great, you don't even have a flag according to your post!
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