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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-03-2015, 09:00 AM
Come an' listen to my story 'bout a harlot who's dead
She worked in Hollywood an' ignored the One who bled
Instead of accepting Him she spat upon his face
an' today she woke up screamin' in her final restin' place
Hell that is...Hades...the Lake of Fire...
Well, the first thing she saw was lots of sinners there
Wishin' very much that they had made a simple prayer
but now they spend eternity where the worm never dies
and were deceived in what they believed by the father of all lies
Satan that is...Lucifer...the Prince of Darkness...
Now it's time to say good-bye to poor ol' Ellie Mae
Remember y'all to answer the call of Salvation today
When your livin' you can be forgiven and avoid her fate
Just get on your knees and trust in the Lord before it is too late
To be saved that is....live with Him in Heaven...avoid Hell...Y'all get saved now y'hear!
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/01/02/sh...ead/index.html
OOC: In reality I think she was a pretty good lady. A little weird though, but she really cared for kids and animals.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-03-2015, 01:41 PM
She was several times divorced and wore pants on the show, in direct violation of Deuteronomy 22:5.
But I wonder if we might see her in Heaven. She did find Jesus in the end, and made Bible coloring books. http://rumorfix.com/2015/01/donna-do...ing-wholesome/
I'd be interested when I get to Heaven to see if she is swimming with Jesus in the cement pond or doing the backstroke in the Lake of Fire.
You're right, though. Probably Hell. She was not a member of Landover and, therefore, not a real True Christian. Narrow is the gate, Donna. Very narrow. Matthew 7:13-14.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-07-2015, 12:09 PM
10 people shot dead in the left-wing atheist office of the satirical French newspaper Charlie Hebdo.
Had they just kept to satirising joos and mooselimbs, God may have forgiven them for their left-wing tendencies. But they satirised God and Jesus too. I would not be surprised if it wasn't Jesus himself who shot them dead with the Kalashnikov that he borrowed from Brother Putin.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-07-2015, 05:21 PM
Hey, at least the french police officer died doing what he loved...surrendering.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-07-2015, 08:28 PM
That magazine was also notorious for its fag-enabling, as we read here (JesOS™ may block you from accessing the link, depending on what permissions the pastors have set for you):
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And that is exactly why Charlie Hebdo's "Love is stronger than hate" cover so well captures the magazine's oft-misunderstood mission and message. Yes, the slobbery kiss between two men is surely meant to get under the skin of any conservative Muslims who are also homophobic, but so too is it an attack on the idea that Muslims or Islam are the enemy, rather than extremism and intolerance.
Laurent Léger, a Charlie Hebdo staffer who survived the attack, told CNN in 2012, "The aim is to laugh. ... We want to laugh at the extremists — every extremist. They can be Muslim, Jewish, Catholic. Everyone can be religious, but extremist thoughts and acts we cannot accept."
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If not sharing their fanatical hatred of heterosexuality makes one an extremist, sign me up.
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Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-07-2015, 09:52 PM
They have no right to publish their hate cartoons. Proverbs 18:21. Everyone says the Muslims did this because they are violent and evil. But I think it is the loving hand of Jesus.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-12-2015, 07:01 AM
If Hell exists, then most certainly Anita Ekberg has joined their hosts, for forcing so many good, wholesome young men to commit the deadly sin detailed in Matthew 5:28, "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
And oh, boy, did I ever.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-23-2015, 01:44 AM
King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. Mudslime.
Wouldn't meet with President Bush in 2001, but was happy to meet with the pope in 2007, and John Kerry in 2014.
He is survived by 4 wives, 7 sons and 15 daughters. Plus many more wives and daughters he has divorced or disowned.
He was a pig to his wives and daughters, even making them prisoners in his palace
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-23-2015, 02:28 AM
King Abdullah contributed to lots of Godly things for mankind, such as executing witches and queers just as it says you should do in the Bible. But he was not without flaws, he was a Muslim and therefore a terrorist supporting Godless heathen unless he accepted Jesus as his Lord and Saviour before he died (Pastor Zeke may have more information regarding this), he is in Hell now. But if not, then I certainly look forward the most to meet him in Heaven.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-23-2015, 03:09 AM
RIP King Abdullah.
The thing I never understood about the King and President W. Bush is that they never got together. Bush has two perfectly good daughters the King could have added to his four other wives.
Just think what diplomacy could have resulted from a marriage like that.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-23-2015, 03:14 AM
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RIP
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Rest in Peace? It's not very restful in Hell. And don't forget, he was a muslim, so that's where he is.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-23-2015, 03:18 AM
We tried.
The good Lord knows we tried.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-23-2015, 03:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
We tried.
The good Lord knows we tried.
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He's a homer as well! Trying to hold hands with GWB?
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-26-2015, 10:10 PM
Obese cross-dressing Greek warbler Demis Roussos is even now raising his skirts so as to give Satan easier access.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-26-2015, 10:18 PM
Demis Roussos has a ride to
This egyptian made horrible porn cult recordings with his sinful band "Aphrodites Child". They openly served the beast!
And well, if that is not bad enough, here he is attending to some mystical grease ritual ceremony!!!
There is going to be a great barbecue.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-31-2015, 07:07 AM
The famed hippie poet Rod Mckuen was sent down into hell today by Jesus. He was almost solely responsible for the nightmare that was the 1960's.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-01-2015, 01:01 PM
You monster disgust me. Sending children to hell. Sending genetic freaks. Alright then I have scoliosis dose that's right the same thing as the hunchback of Notradam. So I'm on that train too?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-01-2015, 01:06 PM
We don't send people to Hell! God does.
If you would read you would see that it's God who has condemned these people. Which one bothers you? We will be more than glad to point out where in the Bible God has condemned that person.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-01-2015, 01:11 PM
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You monster disgust me. Sending children to hell. Sending genetic freaks. Alright then I have scoliosis dose that's right the same thing as the hunchback of Notradam. So I'm on that train too?
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Mr. Burp,
GOD sends unrepenting children to Hell. And yes, He does not endorse paralytic lifestyles. Unfortunately He does include you.
Leviticus 21:20
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
But He gives hope, as well. You or your forefathers have chosen the crookback lifestyle but it CAN BE HEALED!
By prayer.
Luke 3:5
Every valley shall be filled, and every mountain and hill shall be brought low; and the crooked shall be made straight, and the rough ways shall be made smooth;
You must trust Jesus to help you.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
02-01-2015, 01:48 PM
So I'm going to hell?
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