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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 11:58 AM
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Can i have brownie point
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You want to be in the "Brownies"??? So you admit to being gay?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 12:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill Pardy
Can i have brownie point
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Do you mind? We're trying to have a serious theological discussion here.
So either you open your Bible (KJV1611) and start quoting God's word - or I'll go back and erase all your SPAM posts.
1st Corinthians 15:16 For if the dead rise not, then is not Christ raised:
1st Corinthians 15:17 And if Christ be not raised, your faith is vain; ye are yet in your sins.
1st Corinthians 15:18 Then they also which are fallen asleep in Christ are perished.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 12:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Undecided
Umm, Sister M&Ms, and Mr. Lebeau, I don't want to startle you or anything, so prepare yourself for this...
Those three are boys. Their names are Isaac, Zachary, and Taylor (if I remember correctly).
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WHAT?!?!? Now you're just trying to mess with us, admit it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
WHAT?!?!? Now you're just trying to mess with us, admit it.
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No, honestly, they're guys. They're a boy band. Lemme see if I can find some info for you...
Wikipedia Entry
Now, since Wikipedia isn't really the best of sources, there's also the Official Web Site.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, but they don't look like girls anymore! Them boys done growed up!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 12:46 PM
Basketball seems to be one of the leading influences on the deterioration of morality of young men:
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Portland Jail Blazers Redux
Just when you thought the Trail Blazers roster had broken every letter of the law, 3rd-year G/F Qyntel Woods goes and gets suspended for alleged dog fighting in his Lake Oswego home. Dogfighting is a felony in Oregon (good) and is punishable by up to $100k and 5 years.
This is just the latest in a laundry list of offenses that've earned Portland's team the horribly funny nickname: the Jail Blazers. And thanks to JailBlazers.info, here is that list:
Marijuana
Damon Stoudamire
Rasheed Wallace
Qyntel Woods
Erick Barkley
Isaiah Rider
Drunk Driving
Gary Grant
Zach Randolph
Rod Strickland
Driving w/out a License or w/ a Suspended License
Woods
Rider
Wallace
Assault
Gary Trent
Ruben Patterson
Wallace
Grant
Failing to Leave a Fight
Bonzi Wells
Barkley
Cursing at an Officer
Jermaine O'Neal
Trespassing
Wells
Providing Alcohol to Minor Girls
Marcus Brown
Witness to Brother Shooting 3 People
Randolph
Cocaine
Shawn Kemp
Bad Parenting
Kemp (7 children w/ 6 different women)
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They're all going.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 12:47 PM
Choo-choooooo!
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Undecided
No, honestly, they're guys. They're a boy band. Lemme see if I can find some info for you...
Wikipedia Entry
Now, since Wikipedia isn't really the best of sources, there's also the Official Web Site.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, but they don't look like girls anymore! Them boys done growed up!
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Well then, those effeminate sodomites are certainly bound for the lake of fire! Chooo chooo!
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Basketball seems to be one of the leading influences on the deterioration of morality of young men:
They're all going.
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Which reminds me of one of the biggest groups of Nigra cheaters it's ever been my misfortune to see. Meadowlark Lenin and friends, all aboard! Choooo choooo!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 12:52 PM
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 01:05 PM
Toot toot.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 01:06 PM
Speaking of drug addicts, what a surprise he'll get from JESUS when the formerly Godly OxyContin Man (and that is synthetic heroin!) has his huge bulk shoved aboard - if they can squeeze him in!
Or does he plan to hitchhike to HELL? Probably thinks he's too good to sit with the common folk anyway:
And imagine Satan/Jesus' deelight when he gets seated next to the Head Homer! of All Time:
...who will no doubt already be deeply engrossed in a discussion about lipids with Oprah's "fat guru"
Here comes a challenge for the both of you, waddling its way up the aisle Right now!!!
Choo-choo! Chugga-chugga!
And be sure to stoke those flames high to give the train the energy it needs to transport Limbaugh's fat fundament into Hell!!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Basketball seems to be one of the leading influences on the deterioration of morality of young men:
They're all going.
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I realize that my question is politically incorrect but were any of those guys white?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 01:17 PM
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 01:22 PM
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 01:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Roberta
I realize that my question is politically incorrect but were any of those guys white?
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I think it's fair to say that white guys are discriminated in the Nigra Basketball Association.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 01:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
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*GASPS* Now you take that back RIGHT NOW!!
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Originally Posted by Nutty King
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And that too, smarty pants!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 01:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Undecided
*GASPS* Now you take that back RIGHT NOW!!
And that too, smarty pants!
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Somebody needs a good spanking....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 01:50 PM
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Somebody needs a good spanking....
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*Grins* Why, Pastor Zeke, I never knew you felt that way about me! But do you really think you're up to the task?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Undecided
No, honestly, they're guys. They're a boy band. Lemme see if I can find some info for you...
Wikipedia Entry
Now, since Wikipedia isn't really the best of sources, there's also the Official Web Site.
Mmm, mmm, mmm, but they don't look like girls anymore! Them boys done growed up!
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So those two girls were queer and got themselves sex changes? What kind of older brother just sits back and allows his two younger sisters to become rug munchers?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Remy Lebeau
So those two girls were queer and got themselves sex changes? What kind of older brother just sits back and allows his two younger sisters to become rug munchers?
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Oh for heaven's sake, Remy, all three were all born boys, and have been boys all of their lives, and will probably remain boys for the remainder of their lives. The "girls" you had a crush on were, and are boys.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
Thumper says:
"Look Ma! I'm a hateful racist heretic bigot just like my father the devil! I think whites are the only race deserving to be alive, and I take God's Word out of context to try and justify these claims. Since I've said Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven! My fiancee believes the same things, even though he will never actually marry me (if he did, he would have announced a date by now). But you know what, that's OK, because I'm Miss Perfect, and God's laws don't apply to me!"
I wish I was here to pepper spray, mace, AND taser you into accepting the truth!
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For someone who is supposed to put scum in jail your heading down the wrong road. We believe what we believe because its in the Bible if you were near hear you would have a whole case of Bibles thrown at you! You unsaved scum!
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