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Default Imprisoned for associating with Gays! - 01-21-2019, 05:51 PM

There are always mixed emotions when some so-called "religion" does something that is so progressive that it makes me wonder why this is not happening in God's Country. Here's an example:


Egypt TV host Mohamed al-Ghiety jailed for interviewing gay man.
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An Egyptian TV presenter has been sentenced to one year of hard labour for interviewing a gay man last year.


The guy himself looks a bit that way... but you never can tell with Arab-types

A court in Giza also fined Mohamed al-Ghiety 3,000 Egyptian pounds ($167; £130) for "promoting homosexuality" on his privately owned LTC TV channel.

The gay man, whose identity was hidden, had talked about life as a sex worker.

The TV host, who has voiced homophobic views on a number of occasions, spoke to a gay man who expressed regret over his sexuality and described life as a prostitute. The man's face had been blurred to conceal his identity.

Egypt's top media body, the Supreme Council for Media Regulation, immediately took the channel off air for two weeks, citing "professional violations".

The prosecuting lawyer, Mr Sabry, accused the TV host of revealing there to be financial gains of "practicing homosexuality", state-owned al-Ahram newspaper reports.

In addition to the jail term and fine, the misdemeanors court also ordered Ghiety to be put under surveillance for one year after serving his sentence, Mr Sabry said.
The Egyptians, who seem to spend a lot of time worshiping gods with dog's heads and crocodiles, have obviously introduced these laws for a purpose - and, on this occasion, it coincides with God's purpose: Starving these abominations of the Oxygen of publicity will remove all temptations towards the homosexual lifestyle!





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Default Re: Imprisoned for associating with Gays! - 01-21-2019, 10:12 PM

I used to try and watch this guy Dr. Zahi Hawass ("pee-ra-meeds") on the History Channel, and for some reason thought he might be gay (he seemed also to be obsessed with mummies).



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Jesus Re: Imprisoned for associating with Gays! - 01-22-2019, 01:54 AM

I just had to comment on this.


As an experienced minister to the sexually disordered, I think the gay person has to be treated with kid gloves. I have a set of furry gloves that I use to lay hands on them. Too much disapproval and punishment will only drive them further from the Gospel. We don't want that, do we?


By the way, I applied for that ministry grant from the Ex-Gay Program at Landover. Are we anywhere near approval on that? I could use the funds for my annual trip to Spain, where I will be ministering during HomoBaptist Explosion of God's Love to the Gaywise.


Far too many souls to lose in that country but I don't see going without that grant. I was told I was the only applicant - so why's it taking months?


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Default Re: Imprisoned for associating with Gays! - 01-22-2019, 03:12 AM

I can see you now, Brother Larry. Laying your soft fuzzy hands on them, caressing them with the love of Jesus, bringing them closer to the glory of God! What a truly wonderful man you are!


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Default Re: Imprisoned for associating with Gays! - 01-22-2019, 03:35 PM

Dana,

Yes, indeed. I am amazing. It is kind of you to notice! But then again, who wouldn’t? Hugsies!

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Default Re: Imprisoned for associating with Gays! - 01-25-2019, 03:14 AM

LOL Being imprisoned for associated with gays is "progressive." You Christians really do live in your own little world.
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LOL Being imprisoned for associated with gays is "progressive." You Christians really do live in your own little world.
Spiritually progressive, yes. Not that it will save the Muslim sand people from damnation. They should've executed the gay "man" as well, as per Leviticus 20:13. God hates fags.


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Spiritually progressive, yes. Not that it will save the Muslim sand people from damnation. They should've executed the gay "man" as well, as per Leviticus 20:13. God hates fags.
It makes one wonder, why do governments imprison people who promote homerism? The problem could be solved permanently. They could be shipped to other countries that love homers like Iceland and prevented from returning. They could be dropped off on an island and live on coconuts.

If they are imprisoned, they will be let out some day.


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It makes one wonder, why do governments imprison people who promote homerism? The problem could be solved permanently. They could be shipped to other countries that love homers like Iceland and prevented from returning. They could be dropped off on an island and live on coconuts.

If they are imprisoned, they will be let out some day.
A locked building full of other men, group showers, exercise yard, cell mates, prison sounds like a fag's dream come true. Why are we incentivizing them to commit crimes and go to a place that's like paradise to them? Are you sure they even want to be let out after they get in? And anal rape is so prevalent in prisons that any man who isn't queer going in will be coming out.


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Default Re: Imprisoned for associating with Gays! - 01-31-2019, 10:31 PM

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Without appropriate Biblical quotations, your statements sounds very homophobic. Please note that we True Christians™ don't hate gays; it's God Who Does:

Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.
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Exclamation Re: Imprisoned for associating with Gays! - 01-31-2019, 10:40 PM

I am homophonic, but only becuse I love god. And I take God's word to the extreme!
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Homophonic: characterized by the movement of accompanying parts in the same rhythm as the melody.


Ok. Not sure what this has to do with God or gays. And you can't take God's word "to the extreme." Christianity isn't a skate park or a punk music concert. You either follow The Word or you don't. And I would remind you that God commands you to follow secular law (Romans 13:1-7), so if you go out and kill queers you'll go to Hell. You're already going there anyway unless you repent, stop spewing idiocy, and follow all of God's word (not just the parts relating to anger and violence, you deranged psychopath).



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Aww, that's cute, sweetie. Only one question remains, then: what is a "homophonic?" Dismantling the roots (homo- and -phonic), it would mean something like "same sound?" Is this a fancy way of saying that you sound like a broken record?


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