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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-07-2014, 03:24 PM
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-07-2014, 03:37 PM
Happy Birthday Mr. Holbeck. Keep focused and write down your repentance lest it not be lost on the day of the second coming that is coming soon.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-07-2014, 03:46 PM
Happy Birthday, Rusty dear. And always remember 1 Peter 5:8-10:
Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:
Whom resist stedfast in the faith, knowing that the same afflictions are accomplished in your brethren that are in the world.
But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-07-2014, 03:55 PM
Happy birthday, little Rusty! You've been such a good boy this past year. Now you remember to keep being a good boy so Jesus will keep loving you. We all love you, dear. I hope you liked the Legos I sent.
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-07-2014, 04:48 PM
Hi their Rusty happy birthday I think you and me we gots allot in common.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-07-2014, 05:36 PM
Happy Birthday! I believe you like sardines, yes? I sent over 5 pounds worth yesterday.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-07-2014, 06:39 PM
Happy Birthday!!!
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Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.
***There are 613 commandments given in the Old Testament***
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-07-2014, 07:05 PM
Happy Birthday, Rusty!
My dear little lamb, I want to hug you and give you a loving kiss for your special day. You are so kind and helpful to visitors to our forums, and Jesus smiles every day because of your dedication to Him.
I hope you received the sardines I sent you along with a big apple pie. I also sent you a book called "Punctuation is Easy," and a case of post it notes.
Warm wishes, love!
NRL
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-07-2014, 11:22 PM
Many happy returns of the day, Brother Holbeck. Don't forget to send over your Birthday Love Offering.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-08-2014, 12:34 AM
Rusty, your decision to accept Jesus as Lord and Savior without reservations makes you the most intelligent man on earth. Never allow others to make you feel small. "And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal" - Matthew 25:46
Happy birthday and God bless!
Suppose ye that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, Nay; but rather division - Luke 12:51
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-08-2014, 01:14 AM
Hey Rustoleum, ever done blotter?
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-08-2014, 03:42 AM
Happy Birthday, Brother Russell...I had my wife knit you a camouflage Bible-cozy, with pompoms. Enjoy!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-08-2014, 05:06 AM
My beloved Brother Rusty, I was too busy to bake you a proper cake, but I hope that you like my blueberry pie:
The blueberries were hand-picked at a Michigan blueberry farm by a group of international students (I had them arrested under the pretext of being outside after curfew - and the believed it!).
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-08-2014, 08:55 AM
Happy Birthday, Rusty! Did my present arrive yet? I bought you this vintage copy of Tolstoy's masterpiece, War and Peace.
Based on the tabs, it would appear it took the previous owner over a year to get through! I feel confident, however, that you'll have no problem whipping through all 1,225 pages in a couple of days.
War and Peace delineates in graphic detail events surrounding the French invasion of Russia, and the impact of the Napoleonic era on Tsarist society, as seen through the eyes of five Russian aristocratic families, so I know it will be right up your alley and something you'll really enjoy and be able to relate to.
Cheers!
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-08-2014, 04:30 PM
I was really hoping you'd of been called to sit by God's side. Maybe next year. I'll pray for you.
All the Best and In God We Trust,
JH
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother Russell Holbeck -
12-08-2014, 05:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I was really hoping you'd of been called to sit by God's side. Maybe next year. I'll pray for you.
All the Best and In God We Trust,
JH
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And the best thing is, in Heaven, we're all healed and made whole!
EDIT: Oh yeah, happy birthday Rusty old buddy old pal! Say Hi to Harry Dunne if you see him <wink>
Therefore hath the curse devoured the earth, and they that dwell therein are desolate: therefore the inhabitants of the earth are burned, and few men left. -- Isaiah 24:6 KJV
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