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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-26-2009, 02:02 AM
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I'm not myopic to think that every woman on here is under the thumb of some patriarchal sexist man, and that deep down Christian women here feel like they want to escape their self-imposed prison of heterosexuality and engaging in relations only for the sole purpose of bearing children. For what lesbian feminist psychologist Dr. Andrea Schwartz-Finklestein tells us, all women are insatiable sexual creatures that can only quench their burning desires with other women. This is an inherent trait in all women and no matter how much they repress their natural tendencies, they yearn to fulfill their fantasies.
I currently share an open, swinging marriage with my wife My'Shelle. We've had our share of hundreds of women entering into our marital bed over the years, for both of our erotic pleasures. But, lately, we've been craving something different. We've overindulged ourselves with vociferous feminists who don't shave, but now we want something completely novel and exciting. Which is why My'Shelle and I have offered our bodies to any True Christian™ women on here who are curious.
We live in Berkeley, CA so we will have to work out arrangements for you to come here or for us to visit you. We guarantee we will show you things you never knew existed. You will experience a sexual awakening, hopefully causing a domino effect which will lead you into questioning your pastors and Bible and embracing a New Philosophy of Lesbosocialatheism.
We are both African-American females. Normally we don't pollute our bodies by touching inferior white people, but both of us are curious ourselves and would like to try some "white meat" this time. I am 5'10, My'Shelle is 5'3. Our weight is unimportant, but suffice to say that what society's expectations for the "correct weight" is nothing more than a sexist, patriarchal method of controlling women. We are liberated. I am 59 years old, My'Shelle is 46. We have years of experience we promise you an adventure of a lifetime.
Naturally, I would assume many of you fear ostracization for publicly responding in favor to our proposal on here, so feel free to PM me if you are interested. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
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As despicable and horrifying as it might be, I should video tape this "walk on the wild side" so that we may chronicle this abomination and see that it never happens again.
38 John said to him, "Teacher, we saw someone driving out demons in your name, and we tried to prevent him because he does not follow us."
39 Jesus replied, "Do not prevent him. There is no one who performs a mighty deed in my name who can at the same time speak ill of me.
40 For whoever is not against us is for us. Mark 9:38-40.
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-26-2009, 08:52 AM
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I am 5'10, My'Shelle is 5'3. Our weight is unimportant
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That's womanly code for "We're both the size of houses". State your enormous weight, fattie!
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but suffice to say that what society's expectations for the "correct weight" is nothing more than a sexist, patriarchal method of controlling women. We are liberated.
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Read "We will crush whitey under our obese, dimply backsides".
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I am 59 years old, My'Shelle is 46. We have years of experience
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"Middle-age has only increased our sadistic tendencies".
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we promise you an adventure of a lifetime.
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"We will end your lifetime via suffocation".
Their evil is as boundless as their buttocks. Let us pray for their swift demise.
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-28-2009, 05:50 AM
this is absolutely disgusting and vile, may the lord cleanse thee in the fires of damnation for your wicked sins of homosexuality, because that is what bisexualism is, the lord only accepts straight persons into the kingdom of heaven
And thou shalt take no gift: for the gift blindeth the wise, and perverteth the words of the righteous. ~Exodus 23:8
But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee: Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee. ~Job 12:7-8
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-28-2009, 09:57 PM
Hey ticonderoga or what ever you're name is if i was you're husband id show you whats what for posting that filthy post.
afirmetive action smiley should be white
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08-30-2009, 01:36 AM
This offends me.
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08-30-2009, 02:22 AM
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This offends me.
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Okay, who are you?
Why are you posting random things in random threads? Are you a bot?
I believe someone already asked you to report to the The introduction forum.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-30-2009, 10:53 AM
So it's just me that's a little bit tempted then. But only if you are both not fat, weight may not be an issue with you but it is with me.
I can't find a man this is the best offer I've had for months.
Unfortunately I am in the UK, what do you suggest?
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-30-2009, 01:42 PM
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I can't find a man this is the best offer I've had for months.
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Ah, Mrs. Green. We widows do have a difficult time of it, don't we.
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-30-2009, 02:21 PM
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I can assure you Missy Abbey, as a Widow of good standing, I avoid all thoughts of Carnal desire by giving myself a few sharp lashes with my riding crop followed by an Ice-cold bath followed by an hour in my Prayer Closet.
Sometimes a good Pastor comes to my aid and makes sure my passions do not return that day.
Praise Jesus that I am able to afford the Triple-Platinum service from my Pastors.
Widow Green, you should be ashamed for having such thoughts.
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being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-30-2009, 04:31 PM
She hasn't post back so she either:
-Gave up
-died
-finally arrested by police
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-30-2009, 04:41 PM
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Actually, the word desperate, comes to mind Sister.
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-30-2009, 06:36 PM
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Actually, the word desperate, comes to mind Sister.
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Amen! How can anyone look at the nappy avatar of that crack whore and feel anything but revulsion?
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-30-2009, 09:11 PM
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So it's just me that's a little bit tempted then. But only if you are both not fat, weight may not be an issue with you but it is with me.
I can't find a man this is the best offer I've had for months.
Unfortunately I am in the UK, what do you suggest?
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Of course you are the only one Look Sister Widow Green you should really be ashamed for even thinking of doing anything with those to dirty nigros i think you should lock yourself in your prayer closet with a King James Bible and pray that Our Jesus Lord Jesus forgives you Next time the devil temptes you Read the King James Bible
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-31-2009, 02:48 AM
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Of course you are the only one Look Sister Widow Green you should really be ashamed for even thinking of doing anything with those to dirty nigros i think you should lock yourself in your prayer closet with a King James Bible and pray that Our Jesus Lord Jesus forgives you Next time the devil temptes you Read the King James Bible
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Says the harlot with her lesbian friend in her picture. Maybe you should put down the D.H. Lawrence and pick up a book written by a real man. Back in the war, if we found any of your lot, we'd send them over to the ol' fascist camp.
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-31-2009, 03:28 AM
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Says the harlot with her lesbian friend in her picture. Maybe you should put down the D.H. Lawrence and pick up a book written by a real man. Back in the war, if we found any of your lot, we'd send them over to the ol' fascist camp.
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How dare you call me that I'm a True Christian Women not a lesbain In my picture that is my good Christian friend Hannah she is not a lesbain either so watch your mouth what on earth does D.H. mean? i bet you naver were in the war your just a Teenager here to Mock God now why don't you repent or get Lost Because unsaved are not welcame here Read the Forum rules and Learn how to talk with True Christian people here the right way
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-31-2009, 07:18 AM
Just considering it doesnt make me a lesbian but its fair to say that I havent thought it through properly and what it would involve. It's not a good sign either that my offer doesnt seem to have been acceped, notice there is no reply from the original poster. Seems I have trouble finding a partner or either sex these days
I am off later in the week on a little trip organised by the Parish to visit another chapel in the North of England. I did see the list of names who are going and there are some fine upstanding single men of the community on there. I shall bake some pies for the journey and a cake for later. I am sure to return with one of these fine men or who know who I will meet at the other chapel? Either way by the end of the trip I will catch me a man, whether he wants it or not. Thanks for the sympathy, we widows do have a hard time of it.
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-31-2009, 08:37 AM
Widow, there is nothing wrong with wanting to explore a hidden sexual side. I'm sure after you're done playing with My'Shelle and I in the hot tub, then moving to the refrigerator to get out the strawberries and whipped cream and bananas and kumquats and then head to the bedroom, I'm sure you'll never crave a male again.
Can you tell us about yourself? How old are you? Can you post a pic of you on here?
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-31-2009, 12:51 PM
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Widow, there is nothing wrong with wanting to explore a hidden sexual side. I'm sure after you're done playing with My'Shelle and I in the hot tub, then moving to the refrigerator to get out the strawberries and whipped cream and bananas and kumquats and then head to the bedroom, I'm sure you'll never crave a male again.
Can you tell us about yourself? How old are you? Can you post a pic of you on here?
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Nothing wrong you say?
If God had wanted us to "explore" perverted sex with each other I'm certain that He would have mentioned it in His Holy Word!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-31-2009, 03:15 PM
We have a saying here in Britain, don't knock it until you have tried it.
although she does seem want to eat a lot, don't think its for me. I'm all for your 5 fruit and veg a day but she seems to be taking it to the extreme.
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Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? -
08-31-2009, 05:00 PM
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Widow, there is nothing wrong with wanting to explore a hidden sexual side. I'm sure after you're done playing with My'Shelle and I in the hot tub, then moving to the refrigerator to get out the strawberries and whipped cream and bananas and kumquats and then head to the bedroom, I'm sure you'll never crave a male again.
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I knew that you homers and homeresses were into perverted orgies and brunch, but I didn't imagine that you wanted to combine the two into something truly obscene.
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We have a saying here in Britain, don't knock it until you have tried it.
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