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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-26-2009, 02:02 AM

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I'm not myopic to think that every woman on here is under the thumb of some patriarchal sexist man, and that deep down Christian women here feel like they want to escape their self-imposed prison of heterosexuality and engaging in relations only for the sole purpose of bearing children. For what lesbian feminist psychologist Dr. Andrea Schwartz-Finklestein tells us, all women are insatiable sexual creatures that can only quench their burning desires with other women. This is an inherent trait in all women and no matter how much they repress their natural tendencies, they yearn to fulfill their fantasies.

I currently share an open, swinging marriage with my wife My'Shelle. We've had our share of hundreds of women entering into our marital bed over the years, for both of our erotic pleasures. But, lately, we've been craving something different. We've overindulged ourselves with vociferous feminists who don't shave, but now we want something completely novel and exciting. Which is why My'Shelle and I have offered our bodies to any True Christian™ women on here who are curious.

We live in Berkeley, CA so we will have to work out arrangements for you to come here or for us to visit you. We guarantee we will show you things you never knew existed. You will experience a sexual awakening, hopefully causing a domino effect which will lead you into questioning your pastors and Bible and embracing a New Philosophy of Lesbosocialatheism.

We are both African-American females. Normally we don't pollute our bodies by touching inferior white people, but both of us are curious ourselves and would like to try some "white meat" this time. I am 5'10, My'Shelle is 5'3. Our weight is unimportant, but suffice to say that what society's expectations for the "correct weight" is nothing more than a sexist, patriarchal method of controlling women. We are liberated. I am 59 years old, My'Shelle is 46. We have years of experience we promise you an adventure of a lifetime.

Naturally, I would assume many of you fear ostracization for publicly responding in favor to our proposal on here, so feel free to PM me if you are interested. <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned
As despicable and horrifying as it might be, I should video tape this "walk on the wild side" so that we may chronicle this abomination and see that it never happens again.


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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-26-2009, 08:52 AM

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I am 5'10, My'Shelle is 5'3. Our weight is unimportant
That's womanly code for "We're both the size of houses". State your enormous weight, fattie!

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but suffice to say that what society's expectations for the "correct weight" is nothing more than a sexist, patriarchal method of controlling women. We are liberated.
Read "We will crush whitey under our obese, dimply backsides".

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I am 59 years old, My'Shelle is 46. We have years of experience
"Middle-age has only increased our sadistic tendencies".

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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-28-2009, 05:50 AM

this is absolutely disgusting and vile, may the lord cleanse thee in the fires of damnation for your wicked sins of homosexuality, because that is what bisexualism is, the lord only accepts straight persons into the kingdom of heaven


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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-28-2009, 09:57 PM

Hey ticonderoga or what ever you're name is if i was you're husband id show you whats what for posting that filthy post.

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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-30-2009, 01:36 AM

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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-30-2009, 02:22 AM

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Why are you posting random things in random threads? Are you a bot?

I believe someone already asked you to report to the The introduction forum.


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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-30-2009, 10:53 AM

So it's just me that's a little bit tempted then. But only if you are both not fat, weight may not be an issue with you but it is with me.
I can't find a man this is the best offer I've had for months.
Unfortunately I am in the UK, what do you suggest?
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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-30-2009, 01:42 PM

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I can't find a man this is the best offer I've had for months.


Ah, Mrs. Green. We widows do have a difficult time of it, don't we.

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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-30-2009, 02:21 PM

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Ah, Mrs. Green. We widows do have a difficult time of it, don't we.

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I can assure you Missy Abbey, as a Widow of good standing, I avoid all thoughts of Carnal desire by giving myself a few sharp lashes with my riding crop followed by an Ice-cold bath followed by an hour in my Prayer Closet.
Sometimes a good Pastor comes to my aid and makes sure my passions do not return that day.
Praise Jesus that I am able to afford the Triple-Platinum service from my Pastors.

Widow Green, you should be ashamed for having such thoughts.



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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-30-2009, 04:31 PM

She hasn't post back so she either:

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Ah, Mrs. Green. We widows do have a difficult time of it, don't we.


Actually, the word desperate, comes to mind Sister.
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Actually, the word desperate, comes to mind Sister.
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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-30-2009, 09:11 PM

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So it's just me that's a little bit tempted then. But only if you are both not fat, weight may not be an issue with you but it is with me.
I can't find a man this is the best offer I've had for months.
Unfortunately I am in the UK, what do you suggest?
Of course you are the only one Look Sister Widow Green you should really be ashamed for even thinking of doing anything with those to dirty nigros i think you should lock yourself in your prayer closet with a King James Bible and pray that Our Jesus Lord Jesus forgives you Next time the devil temptes you Read the King James Bible
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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-31-2009, 02:48 AM

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Of course you are the only one Look Sister Widow Green you should really be ashamed for even thinking of doing anything with those to dirty nigros i think you should lock yourself in your prayer closet with a King James Bible and pray that Our Jesus Lord Jesus forgives you Next time the devil temptes you Read the King James Bible
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How dare you call me that I'm a True Christian Women not a lesbain In my picture that is my good Christian friend Hannah she is not a lesbain either so watch your mouth what on earth does D.H. mean? i bet you naver were in the war your just a Teenager here to Mock God now why don't you repent or get Lost Because unsaved are not welcame here Read the Forum rules and Learn how to talk with True Christian people here the right way
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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-31-2009, 07:18 AM

Just considering it doesnt make me a lesbian but its fair to say that I havent thought it through properly and what it would involve. It's not a good sign either that my offer doesnt seem to have been acceped, notice there is no reply from the original poster. Seems I have trouble finding a partner or either sex these days

I am off later in the week on a little trip organised by the Parish to visit another chapel in the North of England. I did see the list of names who are going and there are some fine upstanding single men of the community on there. I shall bake some pies for the journey and a cake for later. I am sure to return with one of these fine men or who know who I will meet at the other chapel? Either way by the end of the trip I will catch me a man, whether he wants it or not. Thanks for the sympathy, we widows do have a hard time of it.
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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-31-2009, 08:37 AM

Widow, there is nothing wrong with wanting to explore a hidden sexual side. I'm sure after you're done playing with My'Shelle and I in the hot tub, then moving to the refrigerator to get out the strawberries and whipped cream and bananas and kumquats and then head to the bedroom, I'm sure you'll never crave a male again.

Can you tell us about yourself? How old are you? Can you post a pic of you on here?



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Widow, there is nothing wrong with wanting to explore a hidden sexual side. I'm sure after you're done playing with My'Shelle and I in the hot tub, then moving to the refrigerator to get out the strawberries and whipped cream and bananas and kumquats and then head to the bedroom, I'm sure you'll never crave a male again.

Can you tell us about yourself? How old are you? Can you post a pic of you on here?
Nothing wrong you say?

If God had wanted us to "explore" perverted sex with each other I'm certain that He would have mentioned it in His Holy Word!


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-31-2009, 03:15 PM

We have a saying here in Britain, don't knock it until you have tried it.
although she does seem want to eat a lot, don't think its for me. I'm all for your 5 fruit and veg a day but she seems to be taking it to the extreme.
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Default Re: Any bi-curious women want to take a walk on the wild side? - 08-31-2009, 05:00 PM

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Widow, there is nothing wrong with wanting to explore a hidden sexual side. I'm sure after you're done playing with My'Shelle and I in the hot tub, then moving to the refrigerator to get out the strawberries and whipped cream and bananas and kumquats and then head to the bedroom, I'm sure you'll never crave a male again.
I knew that you homers and homeresses were into perverted orgies and brunch, but I didn't imagine that you wanted to combine the two into something truly obscene.

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We have a saying here in Britain, don't knock it until you have tried it.
We have a saying here in Freehold: I don't need to drink from the sewer to know that it's bad for me.


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