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MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES! Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part.

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Default Attention all Christian-afflicted females of the human species - 03-26-2009, 01:28 AM

I'm looking for a "woman" who isn't interested in sex (baptists are lousy lovers), but just someone to share the heavy burden of the Almighty with. I'm extremely hideous, but you're a christian so you can see through all that My hobbies include Wal-mart (I currently trying to break into fast food) and watching 4 channels that I can actually pick up for free. You must hate sex and like talking a lot because I'm white. I have no cultural background or even ancestors due to too much hush-hush talk in the family. My last name reads "of loyal blood" on wikipedia, so I could be somebody and just not know it.
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Default Re: Attention all Christian-afflicted females of the human specie - 03-26-2009, 01:52 AM

By "woman" (your quotation marks) do mean "gay guy"? What's with the quotation marks Joey?




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Default Re: Attention all Christian-afflicted females of the human specie - 03-26-2009, 02:52 AM

If you're trying to make me look like a wimp in front of all these "women", then I'll have to start making more manly stuff up.
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Default Re: Attention all Christian-afflicted females of the human specie - 03-26-2009, 04:34 PM

I just don't get what is up with the quotation marks.




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Default Re: Attention all Christian-afflicted females of the human specie - 03-27-2009, 10:35 AM

Perhaps he is just looking for a woman with her hands up. ""

Seems he wants the submissive type. Don't we all?


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