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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-21-2011, 06:14 PM
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I'm not sure what any of this has to do with Albert Hoffman. However, 78% of Americans are Christians . . . Including the devout President, Barack Obama.
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How did you get that number? did you ask every American if they are Christian? Cause even if they are "christian" in the books that doesnt mean they really believe in God. I'm a christian when it comes to books and if you ask the government(in Sweden that is) but the only reason for that is that I support ideas and religions, I donate money to other religions as well(Im an agnostic myself and don't really fit to any of the current religions available i feel, if I had to pick it would propobly be wicca, I like the idea that god is everything and everything in all the elements of the world etc etc but havent looked into it to much) but yeah,
Numbers from the government is really easily inaccurate is what I want to get to anyways.
I'm happy you found your religion that you believe in as long as you do not harm anyone I believe you should be able to believe whatever you want. Pro-life FTW!
Also Abbie and Albert most likely aint the same persons as the evidence speak against it.. (at least the evidence I have, if you have anything else to prove me wrong go for it )
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-21-2011, 06:17 PM
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(Im an agnostic myself and don't really fit to any of the current religions available i feel, if I had to pick it would propobly be wicca, I like the idea that god is everything and everything in all the elements of the world etc etc but havent looked into it to much)
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-21-2011, 06:35 PM
I can't really convert quickly, God obviously know if you fake it(if he's the Christian God he's allknowing etc so) also, what religion to convert to :<<<
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-21-2011, 10:53 PM
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I can't really convert quickly, God obviously know if you fake it(if he's the Christian God he's allknowing etc so) also, what religion to convert to :<<<
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Hmmm. You come here to Landover Baptist Church and ask us what religion we think you should follow. Let's all just take a moment to think about that one, shall we?
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-21-2011, 11:08 PM
When did I ask you that? Never. I'm just fine making my own decisions thank you very much.
And I came to this forum to learn more about Creationists(sure is looking dark so far for the future of USA if you get a Creationist in the White House lol)
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-21-2011, 11:30 PM
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When did I ask you that? Never. I'm just fine making my own decisions thank you very much.
And I came to this forum to learn more about Creationists(sure is looking dark so far for the future of USA if you get a Creationist in the White House lol)
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-21-2011, 11:31 PM
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When did I ask you that?
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what religion to convert to :<<<
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Let's look at that again, shall we?
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what religion to convert to :<<<
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When did I ask you that?
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what religion to convert to :<<<
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And I came to this forum to learn more about Creationists(sure is looking dark so far for the future of USA if you get a Creationist in the White House lol)
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Well, we've got a darkie in there now, so surely things can't get that much darker?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-21-2011, 11:46 PM
"what religion to convert to" is not a question, c'mon you must know american right? you need a question mark for it to be a question.
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Well, we've got a darkie in there now, so surely things can't get that much darker?
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And really, racist jokes? pretty damn poor!
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That's "Billy Bob".
I have no patience for racism, boy. Take that back and apologize to the whole forum, now.
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-21-2011, 11:50 PM
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I can't really convert quickly, God obviously know if you fake it(if he's the Christian God he's allknowing etc so) also, what religion to convert to :<<<
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"what religion to convert to" is not a question, c'mon you must know american right? you need a question mark for it to be a question.
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Oh, I thought :<<< was how you penguin-humping troglodytes asked a question? So, if it's not a question, why did you write "what religion to convert to :<<<"?
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Sorry you thought my racist jokes were so poor. If you ask around I'm sure someone here will be able to provide you with some better ones.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-21-2011, 11:53 PM
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my racist jokes were so poor. If you ask around I'm sure someone here will be able to provide you with some better ones.
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Or you could stop being a racist ass like a decent adult.
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-22-2011, 02:11 PM
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Or you could stop being a racist ass like a decent adult.
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I'll stop being a racist ass when you stop chewing blubber and get right with The Lord, how's that for a deal?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-22-2011, 03:09 PM
Why's that? First of all you don't know anything about my relationship with the real Lord so how's that for a deal? U become a man and I stay like I am, in friendly terms with God
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-22-2011, 03:34 PM
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my relationship with the real Lord
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He loves you and wants you to worship him.
But since you don't he is going to send you to hell.
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-23-2011, 01:13 AM
To bad you don't know that any of it..
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-23-2011, 01:42 AM
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To bad you don't know that any of it..
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Too bad you're missing the point of this entire forum, which is to discuss the KJV Bible. Your personal feelings and beliefs are of extremely little consequence (especially when contrasted with those of God).
These people have been nice enough to point out exactly where the Bible says you're going to burn forever in sulfurous lakes of Divine torment, and all you've come back with is "Oh no, I'm not".
Find Scripture to support your case , or just shaddup already.
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-23-2011, 05:30 AM
Umm no, on all of it? gotten serveral infractions about this forum not being a discussion forum, and it's hard to find scriptures against when youre only allowed to see one side of it
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-23-2011, 12:13 PM
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it's hard to find scriptures against when youre only allowed to see one side of it
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That is the worst excuse ever. Let's make it easier then for you. Show us 1 example where we have been biblically inaccurate when quoting the word of God.
Bible is very clear about this. Matthew 4:4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
There is no other side of it. By denying the bible, you also deny word of God and that means you deny God Himself.
2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-24-2011, 04:43 AM
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That is the worst excuse ever. Let's make it easier then for you. Show us 1 example where we have been biblically inaccurate when quoting the word of God.
Bible is very clear about this. Matthew 4:4 But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
There is no other side of it. By denying the bible, you also deny word of God and that means you deny God Himself.
2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Well the hole thing is that you've only been allowed one side of it so it's kinda hard to know if any of it is true ^^ I mean, when you are in court obviously you have two sides, one on the prosecuting party and one on the defending party. You only got God's side. not the Devils, not the humans or anyones else. just God that likes to murder people because its for the "greater good". x)
and inaccurate quoting and scriptures against got what to do with each other? Nothing thats what
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-24-2011, 04:44 AM
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Well the hole thing is that you've only been allowed one side of it so it's kinda hard to know if any of it is true ^^ I mean, when you are in court obviously you have two sides, one on the prosecuting party and one on the defending party. You only got God's side. not the Devils, not the humans or anyones else. just God that likes to murder people because its for the "greater good". x)
and inaccurate quoting and scriptures against got what to do with each other? Nothing thats what
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Dear Hatemonger;
What does any of this have to do with Albert Hoffman dying of LSD?
Stop derailing our threads or else we will ask you to leave.
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: LSD finally killed Albert Hoffman: -
09-24-2011, 05:24 AM
What does Hoffman got to do with the bible? Thought this forums was meant for that at least so you've told me so personally..
Also, I just replied to posts, Didn't derail anything about it. or you wanna take away the freedom and censur people??:O
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