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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-16-2012, 04:50 PM
Satan and whitney have produced two new songs in hell:
One moment in time - One eternity in hell
I will always love you - I will always be in hell
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-16-2012, 06:32 PM
Jesus Hates big teeth and watermelon-pit eyes. I always knew it and Whitney has proven it conclusively. Praise!
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-17-2012, 03:06 PM
It really is a wonder that Jesus let her live as long as he did. I know it's not my place to question the work of the Lord and all.....
It has been expressed in more recent times that people are allowed to live as long as "the system" finds it profitable in terms of the experience gained and the growth/degradation achieved in order to lower the conscious beings' (therefore the systems) entropy.
In this belief it implies that Heaven and Hell are old Hat, and wherever souls depart to when they leave physical life is a lot bigger and more varied than just two extreme realities (Heaven, Hell)
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02-17-2012, 03:15 PM
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Hmmm, I can't recall in the Bible where it mentions any of the crazy assertions you've made, but then I've only read it about a dozen times. Can you provide the book/chapter/verse to support them?
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-17-2012, 04:24 PM
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It really is a wonder that Jesus let her live as long as he did. I know it's not my place to question the work of the Lord and all.....
It has been expressed in more recent times that people are allowed to live as long as "the system" finds it profitable in terms of the experience gained and the growth/degradation achieved in order to lower the conscious beings' (therefore the systems) entropy.
In this belief it implies that Heaven and Hell are old Hat, and wherever souls depart to when they leave physical life is a lot bigger and more varied than just two extreme realities (Heaven, Hell)
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-17-2012, 06:47 PM
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...It has been expressed in more recent times that people are allowed to live as long as "the system" finds it profitable in terms of the experience gained and the growth/degradation achieved in order to lower the conscious beings' (therefore the systems) entropy.
In this belief it implies that Heaven and Hell are old Hat, and wherever souls depart to when they leave physical life is a lot bigger and more varied than just two extreme realities (Heaven, Hell)
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Two questions: 1) Just what were you smoking when you came up with the above?
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-18-2012, 01:51 PM
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Praise Jesus!
"Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all." Sing it to your master Satan, whore!
We can only hope Bobby Brown is next.
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what is wrong with drugs. i believe in god as much as the next man but you cant beat a good line every friday.
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-18-2012, 02:01 PM
I love myself every second day, particularly in the mornings when I wake up and notice my appendage pointing to the sky.
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-18-2012, 03:04 PM
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you cant beat a good line every friday.
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-18-2012, 09:44 PM
I want to see her dead body.
(I mean not in a gothic way, we all know those perverts like to masturbate over dead bodys. I mean more in a scientific way, just to be sure.)
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-19-2012, 09:26 AM
I'll just leave this right here.
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-22-2012, 01:06 PM
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Some nigress died? So what? They do that every day.
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Some nigress died? Who are you to say something like that? A warrior of your Lord?
Dear man, you are just being pathetic. And I know that 99% of this world is "Damned to hell", but I'll tell you something, if there is a Hell, I'll meet you down there, and I will greet you with joy.
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02-22-2012, 01:21 PM
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Some nigress died? Who are you to say something like that? A warrior of your Lord?
Dear man, you are just being pathetic. And I know that 99% of this world is "Damned to hell", but I'll tell you something, if there is a Hell, I'll meet you down there, and I will greet you with joy.
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Well, that is certainly not what I expected to read on God's friendliest website
Why all the hate, friend?
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-23-2012, 07:57 AM
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Some nigress died? Who are you to say something like that? A warrior of your Lord?
Dear man, you are just being pathetic. And I know that 99% of this world is "Damned to hell", but I'll tell you something, if there is a Hell, I'll meet you down there, and I will greet you with joy.
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Jesus loves pastor Ezekiel. I think you should apologize for calling him pathetic. And the late ms Houston consented to being a nigress her whole life. She made her choice and faced the consequences.
Matt 5:17-20 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled. Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven:..."
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-23-2012, 04:41 PM
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Some nigress died? Who are you to say something like that? A warrior of your Lord?
Dear man, you are just being pathetic. And I know that 99% of this world is "Damned to hell", but I'll tell you something, if there is a Hell, I'll meet you down there, and I will greet you with joy.
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You can't expect us to be complicit in the wearing of nose rings and loincloths, naked female breasts, and voodoo phallus worship. Go push your liberalism somewhere else, heathen.
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-27-2012, 07:55 PM
Olive oil found at her death scene. Was she a chronic masturbator?
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-27-2012, 09:45 PM
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Olive oil found at her death scene. Was she a chronic masturbator?
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Perhaps she was involved in ceremonial magic. Most darkies are into Voodoo, you know. The baptize eachother to Satan with the oil, and use it for lube when their mandingos get raw from raping wildabeests.
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-28-2012, 12:27 AM
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Olive oil found at her death scene.
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I'll bet she used it for anal sex. Her pimp probably supplied it.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-28-2012, 01:22 AM
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I want to see her dead body.
(I mean not in a gothic way, we all know those perverts like to masturbate over dead bodys. I mean more in a scientific way, just to be sure.)
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Re: Whitney Houston Kills Herself with Drug Overdose! Praise Jesus! -
02-28-2012, 02:50 AM
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I'll bet she used it for anal sex. Her pimp probably supplied it.
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OF COURSE! Why didn't I think of that?
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