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Are steroids Godly? -
12-11-2008, 11:09 AM
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Lets remember some facts here... Manliness makes God very proud. To be manly as possible is our duty as men. Some would argue steroids are not natural, but unlike shaving or cross dressing steroids are at least MANLY are they not?
Look at this manly man. If it was all natural God would certainly have immense pride in him. However he took roids.
Is God proud of how manly his arms are, or is God angry he took steroids?
Are steroids a gift from God to make men more manly? Or a drug advocated by Satan?
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
12-11-2008, 02:09 PM
The time he spends at the gym would be better spent at Bible study, and the money he spends on steroids would be better tithed.
1 Tim. 4:8-9: For bodily exercise profiteth little: but godliness is profitable unto all things, having promise of the life that now is, and of that which is to come. This [is] a faithful saying and worthy of all acceptation.
Besides, I've heard that many homers make steroids part of their deathstyle choice, so that should tell you something about how Godly and manly steroid use is.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
12-11-2008, 02:51 PM
Is that the man whose arms exploded, or another bozo?
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12-12-2008, 04:58 AM
Are you talking about those big rocks that Jesus throws down from Heaven every once in awhile?
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12-12-2008, 05:04 AM
An hour after he stops taking those sin-shots his entire muscular system melts down. Then he goes crazy and murders his family.
I have built up my superhuman strength and agility by sitting on the lanai, drinking mint juleps and swatting flies.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
12-18-2008, 09:36 PM
Not at all. God blesses his favorite children with supernatural strength (see the story of Samson in the book of Judges). Taking drugs to get that is just a step away from witchcraft!
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01-16-2009, 12:59 PM
I think it would be a good idea to include steroids in food young males like to eat. This generation of young people are the softest, pansiest bunch of princesses ever, what with their emo and their reefers and their " PTSD". I heard that the only reason the Bush administration decided against it was that girls might eat the steroids, with the obvious bad results.
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01-16-2009, 06:57 PM
I used to look like the guy in that picture when I was younger, and it wasn't because of steroids. I looked like him due to my youthful vigor when bailing hay. These jackasses who like to stick needles in their arms are better off working on a farm. They'll look like gargantuan beasts in a few years time, without the acne or their privates shrinking.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
01-17-2009, 05:36 AM
Jesus is my "steroid." I get all my power from him. My Godly "guns" are named Colt and Dan Wesson.
I do think that guy with big roid muscles may have pummeled some homersexuals.
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02-06-2009, 03:51 AM
The truth about Barry Bonds will finally be known. He's a lying cheater with no 'real' talent, and whatever punishment he gets, he deserved it:
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Thursday, February 05, 2009
Barry Bonds buttons his jacket after arriving to enter a plea at the Federal building in San Francisco, Thursday, Feb. 5.
SAN FRANCISCO — Court documents show Barry Bonds tested positive for three types of steroids, and his personal trainer once told his business manager in the Giants' clubhouse how he injected the slugger with performance-enhancing drugs "all over the place."
Prosecutors plan to use those 2000-2003 test results and other evidence, detailed in documents released Wednesday, at Bonds' trial next month to show he lied when he told a federal grand jury in December 2003 that he never knowingly used steroids.
Bonds' attorneys want that evidence suppressed, and U.S. District Judge Susan Illston is to hear arguments Thursday on what to allow jurors to hear. Bonds' trainer Greg Anderson, who was jailed several times for refusing to answer questions before a grand jury, appears to be at the heart of the government's case. But his lawyer, Mark Geragos, said Anderson will again refuse to discuss Bonds if prosecutors call him to testify.
Also among the evidence made public were a positive test for amphetamines in 2006 in a urine sample Bonds gave to Major League Baseball; doping calendars Anderson maintained with the initials "BB" and a handwritten note seized from his house labeled "Barry" that appears to be a laundry list of steroids and planned blood tests; and a list of current and former major leaguers, including Jason Giambi, who are expected to testify at the March 2 trial.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
02-06-2009, 04:15 AM
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The truth about Barry Bonds will finally be known. He's a lying cheater with no 'real' talent, and whatever punishment he gets, he deserved it:
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That boy is a disgrace to his race and to Baseball. I heard that he even abandonded his wife and children. They had to go to some nigra church for welfare handouts.
I'm surprised that President Obama doesn't have this boy arrested. Think how embarrassed he must be.
Well, half of him anyway.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
02-06-2009, 06:04 PM
Roger Clemens has already been proven a steroid user, so that pretty much invalidates the Yankees' 1999 and 2000 World Series wins.
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02-07-2009, 10:31 PM
And now this! An overpaid mulatto Baseball star (with a pornographic name ) has been caught hopped up on the dope. Where will it end?
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A-Rod reportedly tested positive for steroids
NEW YORK – Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids in his MVP season of 2003 with Texas, according to a report by Sports Illustrated.
The New York Yankees star failed a drug test for two anabolic steroids, four sources told the magazine in a story posted Saturday on its Web site.
His name appears on a list of 104 players who tested positive for performance-enhancing drugs in a 2003 baseball survey, SI said. He reportedly tested positive for Primobolan and testosterone while playing for the Rangers.
Rodriguez declined to discuss the tests when approached by SI on Thursday at a gym in Miami, where he lives in the offseason.
"You'll have to talk to the union," he told a reporter. Calls from SI to union head Donald Fehr were not returned.
Major League Baseball said it was "disturbed" by the report, but did not elaborate because of player confidentiality.
"Because the survey testing that took place in 2003 was intended to be nondisciplinary and anonymous, we cannot make any comment on the accuracy of this report as it pertains to the player named," MLB executive vice president Rob Manfred said.
An e-mail from The Associated Press to Rodriguez's agent, Scott Boras, was not immediately returned. The Yankees and Rangers had no comment.
In a December 2007 interview with "60 Minutes," three days after George Mitchell's report on drugs in the sport was released, Rodriguez denied using peformance-enhancing drugs.
"I've never felt overmatched on the baseball field. ... I felt that if I did my, my work as I've done since I was, you know, a rookie back in Seattle, I didn't have a problem competing at any level," he said.
Rodriguez played for the Rangers in 2003, when he won the AL home run title and MVP award. He was traded to the Yankees in 2004. He is drawing a major league-high $27 million salary after signing a record $275 million, 10-year contract with New York in 2007.
The revelations come at a time when baseball's focus on drugs has concerned Barry Bonds and the legal maneuvering leading to the start of his trial March 2. The government is trying to prove the home run king lied when he told a grand jury he never knowingly took performance-enhancing drugs.
Baseball's drug policy prohibited the use of steroids without a valid prescription since 1991, but there were no penalties for a positive test in 2003.
Primobolan, also known as methenolone, is an injected or orally administered drug. It improves strength and maintains lean muscle with minimal bulk development and few side effects. Bonds tested positive three times for methenolone, according to court documents unsealed by a federal judge Wednesday.
Primobolan is not an approved prescription drug in the United States. Testosterone can be taken legally with a prescription.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
02-16-2009, 06:35 AM
Back to the main topic, I find myself surprised that no one seems to have stopped to ask if this man is really so manly? His posturing seems to indicate a tendency to use the unholy back door.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
02-16-2009, 08:05 AM
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And now this! An overpaid mulatto Baseball star (with a pornographic name ) has been caught hopped up on the dope. Where will it end?
Wait, what? It's legal?
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Testosterone is, but we mainly use it to cure homerism. I can't get human methenolone, but horse and even fish steroids ...coincidentally named methenolone are available at the farm store.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
02-16-2009, 01:41 PM
Steroids aren't the way to be strong and muscular. Neither is working out and eating protein.
The way to do get big and strong is to follow the Nazarite lifestyle. Sampson was the strongest man in history, and he owed it all to living as a Nazarite. That means:
- No grapes, grape juice, raisins, wine, liquor, or vinegar. (Num 6:3)
- No part of the grape plant (seeds, leaves, branches). (Num 6:4)
- Don't cut your hair or trim your beard. Don't shave. (Num 6:5)
- Avoid dead bodies. Don't even be in the same room with one. Do not attend funerals, not even for your family members. (Num 6:6-7)
- If you kill someone with your bare hands and he dies while you are still touching him, then Numbers 6:9-12 list the steps to get clean again.
That's all there is to it. That seems easy enough. No gym memberships, no supplements, no 'roids. Other than avoiding hard liquor, grapes, and grape products, no special diet either. You might also notice that beer is not on the list of things to be avoided.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
02-20-2009, 12:50 PM
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Lets remember some facts here... Manliness makes God very proud. To be manly as possible is our duty as men. Some would argue steroids are not natural, but unlike shaving or cross dressing steroids are at least MANLY are they not?
Look at this manly man. If it was all natural God would certainly have immense pride in him. However he took roids.
Is God proud of how manly his arms are, or is God angry he took steroids?
Are steroids a gift from God to make men more manly? Or a drug advocated by Satan?
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More nonsense, it wasn't a steroid for this man but Synthol oil. "Shakes Head"
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02-20-2009, 12:54 PM
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Which further proves your inadequacy, prolonged use of synthetic male hormones has severe consequences and side affects.
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02-20-2009, 04:39 PM
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Which further proves your inadequacy, prolonged use of synthetic male hormones has severe consequences and side affects.
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Re: Are steroids Godly? -
02-20-2009, 05:13 PM
Is this back to that stupid rumor that some pastors are juicing to boost their performance during a sermon?
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