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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
01-06-2015, 03:59 AM
I believe if I had to choose just one person from the entire 6,000 years of man's existence that would be deserving of a smack in the mouth, it would have to be Jimmy Carter. The reason is that I don't believe he has ever received any of the punishments he so richly deserves. Also, he suffers from Angelina Jolie lips and would thus make a fine target.
If I got three punches, I would have to give the next one to Vin Diesel for having the gall to appear in movies and then the third would also go to Jimmy Carter. Everyone ought to get to smack Jimmy Carter two or three times.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it -
07-19-2015, 02:16 PM
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That guy who invented internet porn.
The one who invented telemarketing.
Voltaire. (Too wishy-washy).
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
07-19-2015, 09:01 PM
Jk Rowlings -- Wiccan Worshiper
Jrr Tolkien -- Wiccan Worshiper
Ursula Leguin -- Wiccan Worshiper
1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
07-20-2015, 12:15 AM
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Yea, so I got to thinkin' today, If you could punch anyone in the mouth from History (Past, Present or Future), who would you smack in the mouth?
So it got me to thinkin', Top 3 ???
1. Gandhi
2. Mother Teresa
3. Helen Keller (She'd never see it comin')
You're turn. Top 3, and reason why. This should be interesting.
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1) My childhood enemy Connor Blake.
2) Umm I can't think of a second guy. Hell, even thinking of Connor was a stretch.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
07-20-2015, 01:59 AM
Jazz Jennings, who is clearly a girl pretending to be a transgenitaled boy pretending to be a girl.
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
07-20-2015, 03:51 AM
Oh, historical person! Gaybraham Lincoln, for hurting the reputation of the Republican Party from the very beginning. But I still get to punch that Jazz Jennings whore, right?
Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
07-20-2015, 03:59 AM
I still feel that I would like to give Jimmy Carter a beating more than any other historical figure. However, if I am allowed two victims, I would like to smack Mrs. Carpenter a few times, at least until her awful false teeth fall out and the bleached blond hair on her head turns back to it's natural nasty mouse color. She is a witch, that Mrs. Carpenter and God has given clear instructions on what we are to do with witches.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
07-20-2015, 05:31 AM
Julia Child
What a show off.
And a giant.
*shiver*
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: QUESTION:If you could punch anyone from History, who would it be? -
07-20-2015, 06:58 PM
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Julia Child
What a show off.
And a giant.
*shiver*
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Julia Child was best known for trying to Frenchify Americans. For that, she burns in Hell. But if you ever have the misfortune of meeting Mrs. Carpenter, you will want to send her to Jesus immediately.
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