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Old 11-22-2014, 11:44 PM
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Mary, that's true, interesting thoughts though, so basically every true christian has different views?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...35#post846735- "PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD"
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Mary, that's true, interesting thoughts though, so basically every true christian has different views?

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...35#post846735- "PREGNANCY through RAPE is a gift from GOD"
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Castration is an excellent solution if beatings fail to work, the child becomes aroused by the beatings, or your arm tires quickly.

I have castrated all three of my sons. Two were otherwise normal boys who began masturbating around age thirteen. I beat them for two years and finally gave up and castrated them when the beatings stopped being effective. The third son was mentally defective with Downs Syndrome and I castrated him at age five to prevent any problem from arising. I found it made him more manageable anyway. Now, I just put him in a closet in the morning and get him out a couple times when he has soiled himself for a good hose down then feed him with the dogs in the evening and off to the cellar where he has an old mattress we no longer bother cleaning after many many soilings. Sure, it smells pretty foul down there, but the cellar is closer to Satan and should smell bad anyway. Since cleanliness is next to godliness, we hose this one off after spraying him down with toilet cleaner before we stick him in his closet each morning. The two regular boys scrub themselves down real good with Lysol each day and we let them sleep upstairs in a bedroom where they can read their bibles.

Anyway, I saw the thread and just wanted to chime in on the effectiveness of castration both to cure masturbation and as a general management tool for any retarded kids.
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Please help give me guidance! I am a 21 year old boy who is trying to find his way to the lord.

Last night I gave in to the devil; I ***removed graphic ranting about self-abuse and its consequences to gametes and a wish for castration*** so that I am incapable of such sins.

My problem is that I live in North Dakota USA where I cannot find anyone in the state or surrounding states to help remove my horrible ***graphic anatomical descriptions removed*** . Any ideas? Is this the right step to take?

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No Sayler. it is not. They are a gift from God, a gift that keeps on giving..
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Please help give me guidance! I am a 21 year old boy who is trying to find his way to the lord.

Last night I gave in to the devil; I ***removed graphic ranting about self-abuse and its consequences to gametes and a wish for castration*** so that I am incapable of such sins.

My problem is that I live in North Dakota USA where I cannot find anyone in the state or surrounding states to help remove my horrible ***graphic anatomical descriptions removed*** . Any ideas? Is this the right step to take?
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