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Default WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 04-23-2009, 07:20 PM

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As you all know my Wedding Day is fast approaching (I hope you all got the invites), and I have a rather delicate question to ask. Why do women shave their vaginas? Is this normal? Is it ok for a Christian woman to trim her lady garden? It seems weird to me, would it offend God? It doesn't seem a very Christian thing to do. What does the Bible have to say on this matter?

I am only asking, because while I was discussing the Wedding arrangements with my Fiancee' the other night, she asked me if I wanted her to have her cooter trimmed for our wedding night. Needless to say I kinda choked, and spat my venti non-fat Vanilla Frappucinno all over her - I was THAT shocked!

Well, as expected I got pretty mad. I asked her if she was some sort of pervert to even suggest such a thing! But she assured me that all women have it done. Jillian Peterson, who lives just next door, had a full brazilian (whatever that means?) for her wedding night, apparently? And her husband Ted doesn't look like a homosexual, or any sort of sexual deviant. I was at their Wedding, and it truly was a joyful occasion.

What should I do? And does it make a difference? I mean, it's not like I would ever want to look at it. Would God approve of such a thing?
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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 04-23-2009, 08:05 PM

Muslims do that sort of thing. You should phone DOF or the FBI.


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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 04-23-2009, 08:11 PM

I've heard that. And now that you mention it, I think that I've heard that many of your perverted pornographical "actresses" shave their lady parts completely BALD!!!

So the Muslims have infiltrated the Pornography business!

What an unholy alliance! A bunch of bleach-blonde, fake-breasted, bald-cootered TERRORISTS!!!




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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 04-23-2009, 08:18 PM

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Muslims do that sort of thing. You should phone DOF or the FBI.
You know, I KNEW there was something wrong when she suggested it. It doesn't seem like something a Christian girl would do. Brother Mayfield, what should I do about this? Should I tell my Church Pastor about this? He married the Petersons, so I really think he should know what sort of freaks and sickos they are.

And my Fiancee' has been hanging out at their house, supposedly discussing Wedding plans!! Who knows what sort of seedy sexual perversions they've been filling her head up with. You know, and I thought Ted was such a stand-up guy too.... who'd have thought he was some sort of filthy deviant... I feel sick...
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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 04-23-2009, 08:27 PM

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You know, I KNEW there was something wrong when she suggested it. It doesn't seem like something a Christian girl would do. Brother Mayfield, what should I do about this? Should I tell my Church Pastor about this? He married the Petersons, so I really think he should know what sort of freaks and sickos they are.

And my Fiancee' has been hanging out at their house, supposedly discussing Wedding plans!! Who knows what sort of seedy sexual perversions they've been filling her head up with. You know, and I thought Ted was such a stand-up guy too.... who'd have thought he was some sort of filthy deviant... I feel sick...
Call Bobby Joe, he'll know what to do.


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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 04-23-2009, 08:12 PM

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Friends,

As you all know my Wedding Day is fast approaching (I hope you all got the invites), and I have a rather delicate question to ask. Why do women shave their vaginas? Is this normal? Is it ok for a Christian woman to trim her lady garden? It seems weird to me, would it offend God? It doesn't seem a very Christian thing to do. What does the Bible have to say on this matter?
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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 04-23-2009, 08:23 PM

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Vavoline, This is a MEN'S ONLY forum. There are no women allowed here FOR A REASON. And this is a private and personal matter. This is a place where Christian men can talk and discuss important buisiness. ie. Not cooking tips, knitting patterns and how to change baby diapers.

Please don't let me catch you posting here again.
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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 04-23-2009, 08:28 PM

That's disgusting! Are you sure you can't back out of this wedding? Any woman with that kind of thinking must be a harlot.

If you do get married, make sure to check for her tokens of virginity, as described in the Laws of Moses!
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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 04-23-2009, 08:57 PM

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That's disgusting! Are you sure you can't back out of this wedding?
You know, I'm thinking about it. I've already called her father, and told him what happened. He'll get to the bottom of this, one way or another.
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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 04-23-2009, 09:21 PM

Your fiancee is trying to lure you into having sex for fun. I know you have been raised to be a good True Christian man and are possibly unaware unsaved trash often have sex just to have fun and not for the sole purpose of creating Little Soldiers. Are you sure your wife is a True Christian?

There is another risk here. Harlots often go to a "Salon" to have the hair removed from their cooters. Salons use hair removal processes that I dare not mention on this Godly forum. Often as not these "Salons" are staffed by homers. What if one of those homers touches your fiancee's cooter during the hair removal process? She will surely catch the AIDs and you just might too! I'm not sure she'd still qualify as a virgin if another man, even a homer man, touches her cooter.

Now I suppose you're all wondering why a good True Christian man such as myself would know these things, but as some of you know I am a SCOOP agent and it is my pleasure duty to investigate these sorts of abominations.

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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 10-17-2009, 03:03 AM

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Yes, and get that butch dyke to shave her moustache too. Jesus hates women with moustaches!

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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 10-17-2009, 04:34 PM

1 Corinthians 6:11 tells us

For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered.

If she is to be uncovered, she should be shaven. I assume we have relations with our wives while she is uncovered. We aren't magical underpants wearing mormons or joos doing it through a hole in a sheet, after all.


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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 10-18-2009, 02:24 AM

Hey man, I have more than a little experience with vaginas so I hope I can help. There are basically two reasons you want your lady to shave her cat.

The first reason derives from the old proverb "don't stick your hand anywhere you can't see." Let's say you're a cop and you're investigating a drug house, I think we can both agree that it would be unwise to reach anywhere that you can't see, for fear of pricking your finger on a needle or something like that. The same can be applied for reaching down snake or gopher holes. Apply this to a woman's vagina. If you can't see down there why are you sticking your Johnson in it? Who knows what kind of shit might be hiding in there.

The second reason is pretty simple: you don't want to do a chick that has a massive bush, but the only problem is that the only way to find out if a girl has a massive bush is by taking her pants come off, and once a person's pants are off you have to have sex with them. Once those pants come off you've reached the point of no return, bro. It's better to be safe than to be sorry, you know? You don't want to be sitting there naked when she pulls down her pants and you get to see how she has some ZZ Top shit going on down there, because at that point it's too late to get out of there and you gotta just go with it.

Therefore, it is my suggestion that you also ask and insist on the girl shaving beforehand. And by "shave" I don't mean "trip" or "leave a landing strip" or something like that, I mean her crotch needs to look like a WWI no man's land with barbed wire and dead trees all over the place-- looks like a bomb full of mustard gas went off and will kill anything that steps foot in it.


My story is like that of most, if not all Born Again Christians: I was lost, I did some drugs, I had sex with a lot of women, then I had sex with a lot of men, then I did it with some children, then I did it with some animals, then I went back to women for a little bit but also did it with animals on the side, then I did it with men and some children, then I got a bunch of irreversible STDs and can no longer get an erection so I decided to give my life to Christ since I can't bone women or men or children or animals anymore. Read my testimony here: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=21140
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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 10-27-2009, 03:19 PM

Im not sure about somethin. When my buddy Hank downstairs over here to the Motel 6 in Davenport made me go in that bar Saturday night after we got throwed out a the mass and he made me let that girl in her underpants sit on my lap even though she wouldnt sit still for nothin I didnt see where she mighta had hair except on her head. So you mean gals get hair down there like guys do? What? Seriusly? That sounds creepy if its for real. Why would a gal wanna look like a guy down there? My aunt up to Dubuque she had a mustash and some hairs on her chin too and she looked a little guy like but I dont know if she woulda done that muich to go lookin like a guy. Why on earth would a gal wanna look like a guy down there? Who see it anyway? I just dont get it. Well when I gets marryed Im gonna lay down the law and no gal a mine is gonna grow hair like a man anywheres on her self. Thats for sure. I always thought the only place for hair on a gal is her head and maybe a little on her arms long as it aint too think or dark like a monkey. I think if you let a gal grow hair where ever she wants next thing you know she gonna wanna braid it or tie it in nots or put beads in it or turn it a differnt color. Praise Jesus they dont grow hair under there arms too.


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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 10-27-2009, 04:37 PM

Hey amigo, there is nothing rong with a little hair si? When you lick the chesse out of her pink taco you use the hair as floss, si. In mexico if she has hair it mean that she is old enough for sex.
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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 11-09-2013, 01:00 AM

Let your fiancée do what she pleases it is her body and you have no control over it and you people are homophobes. Gay people are just the same as you there are no differences and God loves them just the same.xxxx
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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 11-09-2013, 01:06 AM

Dear, this forum is for the menfolk to have a place to discuss important matters without fear of stray women nagging them. Besides, this discussion is many years old now. In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.



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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 11-09-2013, 01:08 AM

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Let your fiancée do what she pleases it is her body and you have no control over it and you people are homophobes. Gay people are just the same as you there are no differences and God loves them just the same.xxxx
Actually, the Lord God has provided written instructions vis a vie homosexuals and how we ought act toward them.. The Word is that they are to suffer smiting.

Also, your comments regarding the female body and ownership thereof are scandalous.

And pay attention to the advice Sister Mary Etheldreda has provided.


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Default Re: WEDDING QUESTION : SHOULD MY FIANCEE' SHAVE HER VAGINA? - 11-09-2013, 01:18 AM

Women have rights and I believe in them God makes us all different and he respects us for what we are
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