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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-24-2008, 02:36 AM

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You understood the message, so Y does the spelling matter?
Anyway, are you still saying U think I'm a lesbian? Do I have to show you a picture of me having sex with a man to convince you I'm not?
Of course Jesus cares about spelling. HE has enough to do without trying to figure out what you are trying to say in your broken English! Haven't you noticed how much Jesus hates poor folks who don't speak good English? Ever compare the number of people HE kills in poor countries compared with the number of people he kills in HIS favorite country (USA of course)?

About the pornography . . . Jesus doesn't need to see smut films of your fake orgasms. Send your naughty pictures to Bill and Hellary Clinton, I'm sure they need something to cheer them up about now.


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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 08-24-2008, 03:06 AM

Well spoken words, Glendora, well spoken.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 06:27 AM

May I point out a helpful new resource for educating our nation's young people to the dangers of homosexuality? Alex Woolfson--who I assume must be a fine, upstanding Christian man--has created a free educational online comic that recounts the sad tale of Kyle, a young superhero who is recruited to the "gay" (read: degenerate) lifestyle by an older predator. I can assure you that the comic is quite accurate in its hard-hitting depiction of the little-known ties between homosexuality and devil worship; as well as the horrifying consequences of touching another man--namely, that they both go straight to hell. See for yourselves:

*** Link to man on boy sex removed ***

New pages generally appear every Wednesday and Saturday. And don't miss the comment section below each page, because that is a great place to reach the legions of the lost with the terrifying message of God's judgment, which--as we are well aware--involves rape by demons with ten-foot tallywackers (much as depicted in the page linked above). I look forward to seeing you all there! (In the comment section of the webcomic, that is--not in hell being raped by demons, because who would want that?)

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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 11:49 AM

What's wrong with sodomites? They are just perverts who like to sin. An abomination in the eyes of God. An unnatural act.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 02:24 PM

And here I thought that the Westboro Baptist Church is wacky.
But you beat those inbreeds with ease.

Never seen something as hateful, ignorant and plain stupid as you.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 03:31 PM

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And here I thought that the Westboro Baptist Church is wacky.
But you beat those inbreeds with ease.
Of course they are wacky. They pretend to be Christians, but everyone can see that they are way too liberal to be Christians. They even let women to speak in church among other things for crying out loud.

That kind of false-Christians gives Christians a bad name.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 03:49 PM

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I think we got a homosexual trying to sneak in here
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 04:01 PM

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I think we got a homosexual trying to sneak in here
The devil told you that!
But I'm not trying, I'm in, sneaking through your backdoor and ready to leave again, with my head hold up high and being proud of myself, not caring about sin.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 04:13 PM

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But I'm not trying, I'm in, sneaking through your backdoor and ready to leave again, with my head hold up high and being proud of myself, not caring about sin.
Of course you care about sin, why else would Jesus made you come to this favorite forum of God. Fear not, it's not end of the world that you are a gaysexual. You can apply to our ex-gay programs and be cured.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 04:22 PM

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Of course you care about sin, why else would Jesus made you come to this favorite forum of God. Fear not, it's not end of the world that you are a gaysexual. You can apply to our ex-gay programs and be cured.
Not Jesus brought me here, someone gave me that link for a good laugh.
Cure? Ex-gay? No, really, where is the fun in that? My totally grown and mature boyfriend wouldn't like that either.

By the way: I never felt the need to rape a child and have never done it. To say that all gays do that is a tiny bit offensive.

Leave the judgement to God.
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Not Jesus brought me here, someone gave me that link for a good laugh.
Cure? Ex-gay? No, really, where is the fun in that? My totally grown and mature boyfriend wouldn't like that either.

By the way: I never felt the need to rape a child and have never done it. To say that all gays do that is a tiny bit offensive.

Leave the judgement to God.
Of course Jesus made you come here. It's silly trying to even say anything else, you could not resist His power and now here you are. He want you to be cured and it's no joking matter. If you stay gaysexual you will end up in hell, but you really can be cured and become an ex-gay.

On matter of judging, God is the ultimate judge but as a Christian I must judge as Jesus commands me to judge.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 04:38 PM

1 Corinthians 6:9-10 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

God, has already judged your sin. Repent, join the program so that you be healed of your unnatural attraction. It's still not too late for you.


1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 05:35 PM

It's not allowed to judge people if you are a true christian. Even though homosexuality is a sin (if you're understanding the bible in that way, of course) you will still not have the rights to judge homosexuals. They are people just like anyone else. They were born with it - and that's how it is. No one can do anything about it. Not even themselves. And we should - as those christians we are - respect that. Love is the greatest thing for christians. Try to show that instead of being so mean. Or you should go to Denmark and see how true christians treat other people - christian or not.
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It's not allowed to judge people if you are a true christian. Even though homosexuality is a sin (if you're understanding the bible in that way, of course) you will still not have the rights to judge homosexuals. They are people just like anyone else. They were born with it - and that's how it is. No one can do anything about it. Not even themselves. And we should - as those christians we are - respect that. Love is the greatest thing for christians. Try to show that instead of being so mean. Or you should go to Denmark and see how true christians treat other people - christian or not.
You're mistaken, friend. True Christians™ are not only allowed to judge, we are called to judge (2nd Timothy 4:1-2), and we are given Divine Protocol regarding how to judge (John 7:24 ). So you see, we not only have the right to judge homosexuals by the authority of Himself, we have been commanded to do so. How else can we help convert the Sinner if they do not know they are in Sin?

What is especially sad is how you say with pride that Denmarkians don't love people enough to try and prevent them from suffering an eternity of justified torture and endless suffering at the hands of a Loving God, and instead consider poking random appendices and objects into the rectums of innocent children. You people need Christ. I will pray for you.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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On matter of judging, God is the ultimate judge but as a Christian I must judge as Jesus commands me to judge.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.
As you can see, Christians are not only allowed to judge, but commanded to judge. If you disagree with this, you do not disagree with us but you disagree with God.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 06:22 PM

Judge me, if you feel like that.
I am totally happy with myself and to say something about the cure:

1. My country does not sell tickets to crazytown.

2. It will not work, 'cured gays' will be gays until they die. They are just unhappy, deep inside. It's a thing to be born with. No matter what you say, I will know it better. Deal with it.

3. What you are calling hell is gays-heaven. It's warm there, to say the least.

We will see who is right or wrong after our death, I guess. Just in case there is something waiting for us and not only eternal darkness.

So take this: I can't be cured, I don't want to be cured. But you are amusing. ^^
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 06:29 PM

Since editing does not work, a small add-on.

You think that God is infallible, right?
So, why in the first place, should He create and allow something He dislikes?

Don't you think it must be part of His plan? That homosexuality is something He allowed?

No?

You think God is fallible and able to make mistakes?

Well, He'd love you for that, for sure.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 06:39 PM

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Judge me, if you feel like that
It's not about feeling. I judge because it's the Christian way.

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It will not work, 'cured gays' will be gays until they die. They are just unhappy, deep inside. It's a thing to be born with. No matter what you say, I will know it better. Deal with it.
That's really cruel thing to say, telling lies like that. Gaysexuality is a deathstyle choice and it can be cured. No one is "born that way". You just want spread your lies so these people would be denied salvation. Luckily there are good people like us that want to see their souls saved. We care. Deal with it.

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What you are calling hell is gays-heaven
Don't be silly, you don't believe even for a second yourself that torment lasting forever would be a heaven for you. I know this S/M thing is major part of gaysexuality, but it's just a child's play compared to real torture.

If you don't change your perverted ways, in the end I will be there laughing with Jesus at your misery.

Psalm 59:8 But thou, O Lord, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

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I can't be cured, I don't want to be cured.
You can be cured and you want to be cured, you know this in your heart. Otherwise you would not have followed Jesus' command to come to this holy forum.

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Since editing does not work, a small add-on.

You think that God is infallible, right?
So, why in the first place, should He create and allow something He dislikes?

Don't you think it must be part of His plan? That homosexuality is something He allowed?

No?
Of course editing works and yes, it is His plan. He created everything, including all evil such as gaysexuality.

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.

You see, we are Christians. We follow the word of God, so we are actually familiar with it. NEXT!

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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 06:54 PM

Calling me a gaysexual, instead of homosexual, really makes me want to kiss you. ^^
Yes, I am very happy-merry-whatsoever-sexual. I really like being acknowledged like that.

Thank you very much. With your words in mind, I will continue my very gaysexual life. You have cured all my remaining doubts.
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Default Re: What is really wrong with homosexuals? - 10-06-2013, 07:00 PM

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Calling me a gaysexual, instead of homosexual, really makes me want to kiss you.
That's nothing new. Good, clean Christian looks with superior purity always works even on most black hearted heathen.

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You have cured all my remaining doubts.
That's good to hear. it's always nice when people get rid of illusion that then can't be cured of gaysexuality. So, when you want to be cured and take part in ex-gay program, we will be here.
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