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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-27-2008, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev Anne
I don't believe anyone is totally straight or totally gay. I think it's less of a black and white thing and more of a "on the scale of one to one hundred" thing. One hundred being totally gay and one being totally straight, I'd say I'm around twenty.
I've also found that the more homophobic people are, the more secretly homosexual they tend to be, too. Look at Ted Haggard and Larry Craig. It's something you folks might think about next time you try to verbally bash homosexuals.
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I am 100% totally straight. I am not attracted to men - period. Shut up with your lieberal suckular bull. You're not going to justify your depravity by trying to stick us on the same boat. You're a disgusting sinner and there is nothing normal, natural, nor OK with being a carpet munching, rash mouth, unshaved arm-pitted, plaid wearing, body building dyke. Now repent this instance!!!
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-27-2008, 02:15 AM
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Calling someone a "L-bo" isn't hateful if it's true, but you're calling me a lesbian over and over again and you won't stop even when I tell you I'm not a lesbian! That's what is hateful!
Besides, I can't have children, anyway, so why do I need to get married, anyway?
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Rather or not you marry is up to your father. But I will say this: a broken women is most likely a damned woman.
"For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety." - 1 Timothy 2: 13-15
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-27-2008, 06:23 AM
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If being gay isn't bad, then why are most fags pedo-child-rapists? And no, this isn't me being bigoted or ignorant, as you called me.
I notice you never commented on my 'HOMOSEXUALS ARE PEDOPHILES' Thread. I guess the facts speak for themselves.
Checkmate, heretic!
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You are of course correct to say that homosexuality is by definition a perversion.
However, I would not associate homosexuals with the loving bond between an adult and a child. Even if sometimes a little pressure is exercised, I believe that adults should be the ones to introduce children to experiencing sexuality. Of course without penetration of the vagina and strictly heterosexual, that goes without saying.
There are many places in the Holy Scripture where it is explicitly stated that -for example- a parent should love his children in this way.
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
08-27-2008, 08:09 AM
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There are many places in the Holy Scripture where it is explicitly stated that -for example- a parent should love his children in this way.
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pastors, please tell me this not true! nows, i no that Mr.Lot had relashuns wiv his dawters, but they were grown an they got him so drunks that he pass out, pore Mr.Lot were as innocint an pure as the driven snows
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
09-02-2008, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Pitiful Pussy
Even if sometimes a little pressure is exercised, I believe that adults should be the ones to introduce children to experiencing sexuality. Of course without penetration of the vagina and strictly heterosexual, that goes without saying.
There are many places in the Holy Scripture where it is explicitly stated that -for example- a parent should love his children in this way.
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Chapter and verse, please.
I'll wait, but I won't hold my breath.
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
09-02-2008, 10:11 PM
Huh??? What the problem, honey? Mos lesbians are way-cool. Sometime I dream 'bout the sweet Olsen twins bein' beaners. I get ta join in, smere them in Jam an peanut butter an put Hershey kisses on ....errr....
Hey, it's all good. Mos beaners aren't proper-gay anyways, so it prob don't matter ta God. Mostly only men can be proper-gay. Or fat ugly butch beaners that dress like dudes an think they really men! Yea, God hates 'em too.
Why can't ALL beaners be pretty and non-gay?? That would rock!!
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Re: Why do you call me a lesbian? -
09-03-2008, 03:51 AM
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Huh??? What the problem, honey? Mos lesbians are way-cool. Sometime I dream 'bout the sweet Olsen twins bein' beaners. I get ta join in, smere them in Jam an peanut butter an put Hershey kisses on ....errr....
Hey, it's all good. Mos beaners aren't proper-gay anyways, so it prob don't matter ta God. Mostly only men can be proper-gay. Or fat ugly butch beaners that dress like dudes an think they really men! Yea, God hates 'em too.
Why can't ALL beaners be pretty and non-gay?? That would rock!!
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Chuckie!? Is that you? Christ you've gotten fat!
Didn't we ban you last time for making gibberish posts like this one, and fantasizing about the unlikely event that the Olsen Twins might find you attractive enough to fornicate with them?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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