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Default Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday - 12-25-2007, 12:26 AM

Praise be to Allah, the Lord of the Worlds, and peace and blessings be upon the Trustworthy Prophet Muhammad and upon all his family.

Greetings again my friends.
I have been away training my Brothers to become American citizens ready for when they arrive in Freehold to build our new place or Worship.
As soon as we get the necessary permissions through the Authorities a new Super-Mosque will be a welcome sight within the Freehold community.

We all know that Jesus (piss be upon him) is an important place in the Koran. As a messenger of Allah (pigs be upon him) we have great respect for Him.

Happy Birthday Jesus Christ. Peace be upon you and all your followers.
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Default Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday - 12-25-2007, 03:24 AM

Holy hopping hummus! The Arabs are coming!

Remember, Abdul, that America is the land of Freedom...especially freedom of religion. That means that by moving to America you darned Muslims are infringing Christian religious freedom!

Not only that, you are taking jobs at the 7-11 convenience stores right out of the mouths of every honest hardworking Christian American who would, er, put a job at 7-11 into their mouth. Um, that came out badly. I mean, who would put food from a 7-11 in their mouth...no, that's not it, no one would do that. Have you seen their "nachos"? Good Lord, they look like they came all the way from Mexico nailed to the saddle of Pancho Villa. In 1915.

Never mind the previous paragraph. I became hysterical.

We Americans are a logical, pragmatic, free, Christian, overweight, inventive, Christian people who are, overwhelmingly, Christian. You have never lived until you have seen a 450-pound woman wearing a bikini eating deep-fried hog snouts at a county fair in Dead Straight, Missouri...and praising the Lord as she goes. No burkah. No ankle-length robes covering up 16 pounds of C4 explosive. And NO CAMELS!

So don't go infringing America's religious freedom by forcing our Christian nation to accept you and your foreign ways.

Just stay in...wherever you are at.

Peace be upon you and your mammy.

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Default Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday - 12-25-2007, 10:27 AM

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We all know that Jesus (piss be upon him) is an important place in the Koran. As a messenger of Allah (pigs be upon him) we have great respect for Him.
Jesus Christ is not the ugly sister to your paedophile prophet. Moo-hammed is not worthy to lick the desert sand from Christ's feet. Christ is God made manifest; you can't steal or manipulate that. Jesus has been sending your ugly little brown faces back to hell for centuries now and it will continue until His kingdom on earth is reality. You cannot defeat Our Saviour.
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Default Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday - 12-25-2007, 10:51 AM

Greetings Brothers Deaner and Jack.

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Holy hopping hummus! The Arabs are coming!
Too late, we are already here. From my Base high up in the Mountains above Freehold we watch and wait.

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you are taking jobs at the 7-11 convenience stores right out of the mouths of every honest hardworking Christian American
Nonsense. my cousins own every 7-11 in the State. We are harder working and can offer much cheapness better than any American.

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And NO CAMELS!
You underestimate the power of the Islamic Oil Dollar. Our Camels have all been traded-in replaced by American made armour plated Limousines.

You Americans have only a short time before Islam rules your land. We can then force those American Women to cover up their well proportioned bodies.

Praise Allah. Blessings upon him.

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Default Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday - 12-25-2007, 11:29 AM

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Happy Birthday Jesus Christ. Peace be upon you and all your followers.
Yeah! Happy Chrstmas to you too Mr Leaky. What did Santa bring you and your 12 wives and 18 Children this year?
Loads of Welfare benefits I expect

It's about time you got down from those Mountains and thanked Jesus for not killing you yet.



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Nonsense. my cousins own every 7-11 in the State. We are harder working and can offer much cheapness better than any American.
Can it get any worse with you guys ? Is this what you are selling to the Godly Americans ?
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Default Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday - 12-25-2007, 04:07 PM

Alright, so I relied on outmoded stereotypes in mentioning the camels. Go ahead, sue me.

So! You are here. Hiding in the mountains of Iowa, waiting your sneaky Muslim chance to swoop down from those craggy glacier-draped heights and defile our beautiful blond women with your headscarves and your sandals, your oil-dollar bling and your cheaply printed pocket Korans.

(Say, which spelling does a real Muslim prefer -- Quran, Al-Qur'an, Koran, or just BOOK OF DAMNED LIES?)

And I am telling you right now, I am never shopping at a 7-11 again! Take that economic hit, you swarthy hook-nosed foreign devil.

In America anyone can worship any god they please, and I'm telling you up front that it BETTER BE THE CHRISTIAN GOD or there will be dire consequences! We make an exception for Unitarians since they don't know their rear end from a gopher hole, but Allah and Muhammad are definitely unwelcome in the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave Christians.

So, Abdul, since you are already here, I would advise you to go back to wherever you came from.

Peas be upon you -- good old American Sugar Snap climbing peas, that is!

For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth. Psalm 33:4

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Default Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday - 12-26-2007, 01:41 PM

Oh dear we seem to be having another Raghead invasion.

You know, I've just about had my fill of Americans Butt-kissing Muslims over the last few years. It's about time Free-thinking Christian Americans bombed your backward country back in to the Stone age where it has always belonged.

You can't fool me with your "Islam is a peaceful Religion". I've never said that all Muslims are Terrorists, but I HAVE SAID all Terrorists are Muslims.

You may think you can hide up in those Mountains Mr Camel Jockey but with Freehold Security out to hunt you down you can't stay there for long.


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Default Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday - 12-26-2007, 03:43 PM

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Default Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday - 12-27-2007, 01:38 AM

Do we call homeland security, send a troll alert or just ban the entire cafilla back to the desert?

PRAISE THE LORD!
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Default Re: Wishing Jesus (PBOH) a Happy birthday - 12-27-2007, 11:12 AM

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Do we call homeland security, send a troll alert or just ban the entire cafilla back to the desert?

PRAISE THE LORD!
Don't worry Brother, as soon as pastor BJ gets back from his Ministering of the Homeless NOT GAYS, I'm sure these Towel-Headed Demons will be "blown" back to Iraqiganistanislab.



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