[SalvationSeeker]

Re: "Shh..."

Neither, actually.

Then you're going to hell.

No, ever. I keep telling you people that just because I'm a witch, it doesn't mean that I'm "in cahoots" with Satan. I've never met Him before.

BEFORE WHAT?
You admit that you HAVE met him then.
You say - I've never met him BEFORE.. So once again I inquire, when did you first meet him?
You know, the event that was thus after "before you met him"?

Sorry... I have a fetish for blood.

I shudder at the horrible things you must no doubt get up to, when you have your monthly curse.

My gods don't need to die for my sins because I do not sin, and gods don't die.

God says you sin, therefore you sin.
Or are you calling God a liar?

And "your" gods?
Do they belong to you in some way, or did you made them up?
With us it's the opposite, we don't own God, God owns us.
(But then, our God is real, yours are made up.)

It's a respect thing; you'll notice that I capitalize the names and pronouns of deities, no matter what religion they belong to. I know I can't expect the same from you, though, sadly.

Allright:
Satan. There.. I capitalized the name of your main "diety".
Happy now?

[WickedWitch]

Re: "Shh..."

Then you're going to hell.

BEFORE WHAT?
You admit that you HAVE met him then.
You say - I've never met him BEFORE.. So once again I inquire, when did you first meet him?
You know, the event that was thus after "before you met him"?
I realise that English isn't your first language, Mister The Grounch, but it's a turn of phrase, an expression. You're taking it too literally.

I shudder at the horrible things you must no doubt get up to, when you have your monthly curse. How many times do I have to say this: I DO NOT GET MY PERIOD.

God says you sin, therefore you sin.
Or are you calling God a liar?
Well I know I don't sin, so you can draw your own conclusions.

And "your" gods?
Do they belong to you in some way, or did you make them up?
With us it's the opposite, we don't own God, God owns us like mindless toys.
(But then, our God is real, yours are made up.)
No, They are mine because we are dedicated to each other.

Allright:
Satan. There.. I capitalized the name of your main "diety".
Happy now?

He is not one of my deities, but I do appreciate you capitalizing His name.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Shh..."

How many times do I have to say this: I DO NOT GET MY PERIOD.

Undecided,

You realize by your' refusal to have a normal "lady problem" you are attacking God directly. As Brother Seeker has explained Jesus cursed you girls with this problem for your own good so that no woman would ever again damn the human race with her out of control carnal lusts like Eve did. Now Jesus loves you so much He died a temporary death for your' sake Undecided, don't you think PMS is the lest you can do for Him in return?

[Miss Maisie]

Re: "Shh..."

Why, Undecided, you don't have your lady time? I can only assume this might impair your ability to get pregnant, and you don't want that, honey! What else are women for in the eyes of God?

[WickedWitch]

Re: "Shh..."

Oh, don't worry, Miss Maisie, I can still get pregnant. I intend to have 13 children some day, so I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize my chances of having those children.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Shh..."

Oh, don't worry, Miss Maisie, I can still get pregnant. I intend to have 13 children some day, so I wouldn't do anything to jeopardize my chances of having those children.

So you admit to deliberately stop your lady problems just to hurt Jesus. Undecided, if you have any hope of being allowed a servant here in Freehold you are going to have to do better than this.