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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-21-2009, 06:50 PM
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I'm kind of offended that Kirk had to be in that movie at all (but it was great despite his presence). But I'm more offended that Winona Ryder found her way into that movie. Offended and confused. Am I the only one who thinks she was an odd choice? I don't think she had any business being in it.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-21-2009, 09:23 PM
I'm offended by everything you just said. Very offended. And really grossed out.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-21-2009, 09:24 PM
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I'm offended by everything you just said. Very offended. And really grossed out.
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That's okay, honeybuns. Bring your girlfriend to my ready room with you. I won't be offended!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-21-2009, 09:28 PM
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That's okay, honeybuns. Bring your girlfriend to my ready room with you. I won't be offended!
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I'd give you a infraction over their post but,..she is a witch after all. Well I suppose we can tolerate this as an example of how wiccan loves work and why no one decent should do it.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-21-2009, 09:35 PM
I'm increasingly offended by the implications that I'm gay and/or attracted to that poor excuse for a Star Fleet Captain. Neither are true.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-23-2009, 06:34 AM
I'm offended by this blatant God-mockery.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-23-2009, 07:32 AM
*Giggles* I'm not offended by that at all, I think it's funny and cute.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-23-2009, 08:24 AM
I truly don't think my offend-o-meter could rise above this truly disgusting story. , yet I'm sure it will.
Phillips, the 49-year-old former child star and daughter of the Mamas and the Papas founder John Phillips, says she had sex with her father the night before she was to marry Jeff Sessler, a member of the Rolling Stones entourage, in 1979, according to People.com.
"On the eve of my wedding, my father showed up, determined to stop it," writes Phillips, who was 19 at the time and a heavy drug user, according to People.com. "I had tons of pills, and Dad had tons of everything too. Eventually I passed out on Dad's bed."Phillips, best known as Julie Cooper on the sitcom "One Day at a Time," says the sexual relationship became consensual as her life began to spiral out of control.
During her time on the hit CBS comedy, which ran from 1975 to 1984, she battled drug addiction and underwent drug rehabilitation. She later was fired from the show in 1980 because of her drug abuse.
Eventually, she and her father went to rehab together and she later toured with him in a band called the New Mamas and the Papas, according to People.com.
"I was a fragment of a person, and my secret isolated me," she writes, according to People.com. "One night Dad said, 'We could just run away to a country where no one would look down on us. There are countries where this is an accepted practice. Maybe Fiji.' "
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-23-2009, 05:03 PM
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Brother Temperance. Ignore the silly gay person. He is obviously a fool.
I am offended by seeing drunken men and women on the streets. The noise. The smell. Disgusting mess.
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yeah im a fool (sarcasm) you believe a man walked on piffleing water and saved us all
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-23-2009, 05:17 PM
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yeah im a fool (sarcasm) you believe a man walked on piffleing water and saved us all
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Obviously a man walking on water is absurd. How can humans do that?
We believe God walked on water. God is God. He can do anything. How is that absurd? Once again, atheist fag logic fails!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-23-2009, 09:56 PM
I'm offended by stoners smoking their filthy drug weeds through their marijuana bong joints. Jesus has no need for it and it goes absolutely against all morality.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-23-2009, 10:05 PM
I am offended by people who demand I be persucted for my belief that God commands me to persicute them for thiers.
ATHEISTS: YOU HAVE NO GOD THAT COMMANDS YOU BELIEVE WHAT DO!! I DO!! LET ME PRACTICE MY RELIGION!!! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO DEMAND THAT I STOP HARASSING YOU!!!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-23-2009, 11:16 PM
I am offended by all of the vituperation that the liberals and the MSM heap on anyone straight, white, male, Republican, or Christian. I am also offended by politically correct whining.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-24-2009, 06:07 AM
I am offended that the weather channel makes a point of showing the lake that marks ground zero for Crazy Joe's cult. The one on the left.
Shocking, isn't it?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-24-2009, 12:53 PM
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I am offended that the weather channel makes a point of showing the lake that marks ground zero for Crazy Joe's cult. The one on the left.
Shocking, isn't it?
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Yes, it is. Why do the MSM have to give those people special privileges?
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-24-2009, 10:03 PM
I'm offended by the fact that Bobby Joe keeps dragging me into his perverted fantasies! AND that space slut, "Captian" Kirk is just as bad, if not worse. Am I to subjected to their ravenous lust for me without there being any consequences for them? Something must be done about this!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-24-2009, 11:02 PM
I am offended by loud-mouthed feminazi witch harlots from cannuckistan who besmirch certain True Christians™ with false accusations and make it worse (another thread) by posting in purple haze DESPITE being told not to on several occasions because it gives offense to Jesus and causes seizures in at least two tin-tithers that I know of.
That, plus Poland.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-24-2009, 11:07 PM
I'm offended by Jews who get Yom Kippur off from their jobs and school. Yet when you try to pass out Chick tracts to public school kids during school hours, the security escorts you out!
Double standards on Freedom of Religion!
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-25-2009, 05:58 PM
I am offended that I haven't logged in for days and Wicked Witch is STILL talking about me, clearly showing her obsession for this musky manly man!
Oh wait, I'm not offended by that at all! LOL! I am offended by tribbles and Klingons though, but not when they're on the same starship.
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Re: What are you offended by right now? -
09-26-2009, 01:42 AM
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I am offended that I haven't logged in for days and Wicked Witch is STILL talking about me, clearly showing her obsession for this musky manly man!
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I'm not obsessed with you, I hate you. There's a very big difference.
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Oh wait, I'm not offended by that at all! LOL! I am offended by tribbles and Klingons though, but not when they're on the same starship.
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I find the thought of Klingons and Tribbles together to be soooooo cute. I just see these crabby Klingons, trying their damndest to be angry, but they just can't because the Tribbles are too gosh-darned cute. It's certainly better than beaming the little sweeties (the Tribbles, not the Klingons, lol) into space! Do not mistake my meaning here, because I still hate you, very much, but I was actually able to tolerate you a little more when you were surrounded by Tribbles (it was actually really adorable, if I'm being honest). And on that planet (whose name always escapes me) where the people based their society on the gang-life of Chicago. I hated you a little bit less there. I don't know why. But I do still hate you.
And to avoid disrupting the thread, I am offended by the tv show Supernatural. I wish I could watch it, because those boys are damned beautiful, but it offends me to my very core.
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