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Originally Posted by eliot mayfield
Remember what Abraham did before he was Abraham and was only Abram. If you think your wife is going to be raped and you'll be killed because you're her husband, it's ok to say she's your sister and then you'll be left alone. You may even be paid for her services, but don't worry God will get them.
Genesis 12
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Brother Eliot, how could I have forgotten this delightful story about "Pimp Daddy" Abram and his wife, "Sugah" Sarai!
Yes, gentlemen. Harlotry is a horrific sin, and you should stone your wife if she sleeps around; however, renting out your wife by the week (or possibly hour) is fine and dandy with God!
I do hope the True Christian ladies will begin thinking of wealthy men who could give substantial gifts to their "brothers"!