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Re: Homers find new way to mock God: pregnancy -
02-05-2010, 07:16 PM
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god has the right to kill you?
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God always has the right to kill you. God doesn't need a reason or a condition. He created you, remember?
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Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
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02-05-2010, 07:20 PM
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You people are sick.
Do you know how many 'straight' men, who had a child with a woman molest and beat their children?
You condone that more than having two gay men who could legitamitly love the child, give it a stable home, and bring it up right?
How does that in anyway make sense?
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Gay men raising kids will start a new generation of gay kids, thus creating an unbroken line of homers. Conception will come to an end as will humanity. It's commonsense
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02-05-2010, 09:38 PM
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SO, what you are trying to tell me, is that if your father cheated on your mother, god has the right to kill you?
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More like, God will kill the child in vengeance up on the father for breaking his marriage vows friend.
That's what God did to David. Read about it here at The Brick Testament
http://www.thebricktestament.com/kin..._01p07p09.html
And keep in mind David was God's own chosen anointed.
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02-06-2010, 01:17 PM
dont say fag, thats very offensive
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02-06-2010, 01:27 PM
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dont say fag, thats very offensive
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To who? Other fags?
God calls them even worse.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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02-06-2010, 05:40 PM
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dont say fag, thats very offensive
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Is sodomite or malakos better?
1 Corinthians 6:9
have ye not known that the unrighteous the reign of God shall not inherit? be not led astray; neither whoremongers, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor sodomites
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02-06-2010, 07:43 PM
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dont say fag, thats very offensive
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Don't enable fags; that's very offensive to Our Lord.
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03-17-2010, 09:35 PM
Since no one knows what is going on in this picture I will educate you.
They are both transsexual men, one of them is pregnant.
Calm down bro.
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03-17-2010, 09:38 PM
That still doesn't make it OK.
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03-17-2010, 09:41 PM
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That still doesn't make it OK.
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Maybe not in your opinion, but that doesn't give you any right to judge them
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03-17-2010, 11:30 PM
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Maybe not in your opinion, but that doesn't give you any right to judge them
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The Holy Bible, as written by GOD ALMIGHTY, gives us the right to judge them AND YOU, God-mocker!
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Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
1 Tim 5:20 Them that sin rebuke before all, that others also may fear.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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