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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
01-02-2010, 03:07 AM
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Nobody mentioned "Chaz" Bone O. Do you thinks some clever but hell bound surgeon has fashioned him/her a balsa build up?
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Being too terrified to google "balsa build up", I have studied the before-and-after pictures you provided, and am 99% sure a "balsa build up" is the removing of the breasts, followed by the fat from one breast being implanted under one's chin to hide the lack of an adam's apple.
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01-02-2010, 03:13 AM
Oh Mrs Rogers.
I am so happy to see you! I can't wait until we are together again. I too have some "balsa wood" for you if you know what I mean....
but I am a bit surprised to find you on this thread. Is there something you need to share?
I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!
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01-02-2010, 03:57 AM
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I am so happy to see you! I can't wait until we are together again. I too have some "balsa wood" for you if you know what I mean....
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I'm quite sure I don't.
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but I am a bit surprised to find you on this thread. Is there something you need to share?
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Indeed, I'd love to share something with you; in fact, it's all yours.
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01-02-2010, 04:31 AM
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Indeed, I'd love . . you; in fact, i'm all yours.
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OH MRS ROGERS! You make me happy beyond my wildest dreams and fevered imaginings.
I can't wait to have you join me in bliss and happiness. I'll pm you right now.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
01-02-2010, 04:38 AM
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I'll pm you right now.
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Don't you dare.
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01-02-2010, 04:45 AM
Oh so that's how its gonna be heh??
first you lure me on with your comely visage and cooing words only to turn on me like a she-wolf?!
hmm ok I can get with that program. I would do anything to be with a lusty lass such as yourself..
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01-02-2010, 05:13 AM
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I would do anything to be with a lusty lass such as yourself..
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Disgusting. I hate to say this, but perhaps you need neutering? I can't imagine you'd make a very pretty shemale, but seeing as you're going to Hell anyway, having yourself knackered would only be one more sin in a long list of many.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
01-02-2010, 05:17 AM
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Disgusting. I hate to say this, but perhaps you need neutering? I can't imagine you'd make a very pretty shemale, but seeing as you're going to Hell anyway, having yourself knackered would only be one more sin in a long list of many.
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Mrs. R, you needn't worry yourself about this one. You see young master Star Finder had his *extremities burned off some time ago in a futile attempt to blast off in a home made rocket ship (fashioned out of garbage cans as I recall), so that he could "meet God." I'm sure he'd love to recount the story, assuming he remembers it. Rocks in the head, you know.
* All of his extremities.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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01-02-2010, 05:27 AM
Oh great you HAD to bring that up again...
and that's why I will never be able to join your club...
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01-16-2010, 04:12 PM
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Praise Jesus all of our Ladies here at Landover are 100% Not Gay, Not Trans, Heterosexural full-bloodied women.
There are no "surprises" waiting for our Men.
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Yeah just like there are no gay people in Iran.
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01-17-2010, 09:59 AM
This is so shocking. My God save me from these shemales. My fellow women friends may have a PENIS!!
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01-17-2010, 10:35 AM
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This is so shocking. My God save me from these shemales. My fellow women friends may have a PENIS!!
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Not if they are True Christian™.
We do not allow such Hellbound freaks into our friendly Community.
Anyone choosing such a lifestyle needs a Pastor to Minister them, and at the very least a Psychiatrist who still believes in the good old fashioned Electroconvulsive Therapy.
Cures 'em every time.
Praise Jesus.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
01-17-2010, 10:49 AM
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Yeah just like there are no gay people in Iran.
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Actually, there aren't any. They kill them all. It's actually quite sad that a moon-worshipping suicide-bombing country like Iran is actually more in tune with Deuteronomy than our own USA. I think, despite their pagan savageness, the Iranians understand the proper solution to homosexuality and I do respect them for that.
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01-17-2010, 02:36 PM
Thank you very much for that, Pastor Osborne, but we have had new indications recently that there is in fact a sizable homo contingent in the Mudslime terrorist organizations, (note the recent homo inspired recto-bombs) and for some reason, the Iranians are not executing those preverts. I fear the situation will become increasing complex, and I will redouble my prayers for guidance. These rapidly developing threats from the Islamo-fascists merit extraordinary measures!
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
01-17-2010, 02:37 PM
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Actually, there aren't any. They kill them all. It's actually quite sad
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Actually, there's something else that's quite sad, and it's been heavy on my mind.
I'm a little afraid that a transman is going to swop down -- with his tattoos and dangly cigar -- and steal away BTB, SUV, Talitha or even Petal from us. It could happen.
The transman menace represents a major threat to True Christianity™ and to heterosexuality, and it's as great a peril upon us as is the plague of she-males, which have become ever-more strident in their demands to not be beaten down with baseball bats by the members of our creative worship team.
Here's a picture of what a typical transman (ie, "Buck Angel") looks like. Coach our ushers to be on the lookout for anyone who places a "Visitors" card in the Sunday morning offertory but looks like this. No good can come from having a transman in our midst.
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01-17-2010, 03:31 PM
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Actually, there's something else that's quite sad, and it's been heavy on my mind.
I'm a little afraid that a transman is going to swop down -- with his tattoos and dangly cigar -- and steal away BTB, SUV, Talitha or even Petal from us. It could happen.
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I just barfed up into my mouth a little just then
I shall start reporting to Security any male I see with Tattoos. You can never be too careful.
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01-19-2010, 12:48 AM
I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, I am also part of the Transgendered community. I will try to respond to any questions you may have.
Kelly
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
01-19-2010, 12:52 AM
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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior, I am also part of the Transgendered community. I will try to respond to any questions you may have.
Kelly
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Go peddle your perversions elsewhere, sodomite! This is a Christian forum! And don't give us this nonsense about you being a Christian! That's blasphemy!! There is no such thing as a queer Christian!!
Get thee hence!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
01-19-2010, 12:53 AM
Well I must say it took less then 40 seconds to draw a penalty here.
Dear Kelly007,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.
Reason: Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum
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Please make a thread of your own in the " Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.
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This infraction is worth 100 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.
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Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! -
01-19-2010, 12:57 AM
Feel free to ban me from this forum if you wish.
I thought only God know the hearts of man ? You now pass judgement ?
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Go peddle your perversions elsewhere, sodomite! This is a Christian forum! And don't give us this nonsense about you being a Christian! That's blasphemy!! There is no such thing as a queer Christian!!
Get thee hence!!
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