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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-11-2009, 08:34 PM

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That is an outrageous claim! It makes absolutely no sense.
But, this does::

LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) Pride (1978)

Pride flag (LGBT community)


Main article: Pride flag (LGBT community)
The rainbow flag, sometimes called 'the freedom flag', was popularized as a symbol of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) pride and diversity by San Francisco artist Gilbert Baker in 1978. The different colours symbolize diversity in the gay community, and the flag is used predominantly at gay pride events and in gay villages worldwide in various forms including banners, clothing and jewelry.

Originally created with eight colors, pink and turquoise were removed for production purposes and as of 2008, it consists of six colored stripes, which should always be displayed with red on top or to left. Aside from the obvious symbolism of a mixed LGBT community, the colors were designed to symbolize: red (life), orange (healing), yellow (sunlight), green (nature), blue (harmony), and purple/violet (spirit). It is most commonly flown with the red stripe on top, as the colours appear in a natural rainbow.[11]


The flag has very positive meanings!
Yes, molesting children is oh so positive!


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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-11-2009, 08:40 PM

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That is an outrageous claim! It makes absolutely no sense.
1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

GOD knew you would say that thousands of years before you were even born! If THAT doesn't prove the Bible, what does, amen?

As True Christians, it is our duty to reveal these truths to the world, even if it makes us look ridiculous!

Are you gay? My guess is that within a year you will be, if you keep blindly following the gay agenda for the destruction of America.



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-11-2009, 08:45 PM

No, I am not gay, I have a great boyfriend in fact.

Straight people molest children all the time- show me statistics that say gays do it more. Oh, what's that?? You can't!
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-11-2009, 08:49 PM

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No, I am not gay, I have a great boyfriend in fact.

Straight people molest children all the time- show me statistics that say gays do it more. Oh, what's that?? You can't!
Oh please, the fags practically INVENTED pedophilia! The only reason that you hear more about straight people molesting kids is because the media is run by Big Sodomy activists, and everybody is always trying to put the straight people down.



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-11-2009, 08:59 PM

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Oh please, the fags practically INVENTED pedophilia! The only reason that you hear more about straight people molesting kids is because the media is run by Big Sodomy activists, and everybody is always trying to put the straight people down.
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Amen Brother Hatchet, this is certainly Godly advice, and a clear indicator that True Christian men should only wear thick white briefs! None of those homo boxers or boxerbriefs here, no sir!

I am ashamed to admit to my fellow brothers in CHRIST that I have often not had to worry about securing it in place, as it stands up on its own most of the time. It has proven quite embarrassing at times. It seemed like whenever I was getting ready to teach a Bible study with the youth group back in Kansas, up it would go.

I have prayed often and fervently for it to go down, but my tallywacker continues to defy the will of GOD.

you sound an awful lot like a pedaphile yourself, bob
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-11-2009, 09:03 PM

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you sound an awful lot like a pedaphile yourself, bob
How DARE you pick and choose random posts and twist my words to make me look like some kind of altar boy molesting, wine drinking catholic pervert!

My interest in young men is PURELY spiritual! HOW DARE YOU!!?



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-11-2009, 09:10 PM

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How DARE you pick and choose random posts and twist my words to make me look like some kind of altar boy molesting, wine drinking catholic pervert!

My interest in young men is PURELY spiritual! HOW DARE YOU!!?

I didn't twist your words in any way. I copied and pasted it directly.
So now bob, do all of your spiritual interests give you wood?
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I didn't twist your words in any way. I copied and pasted it directly.
So now bob, do all of your spiritual interests give you wood?
As a mere woman, you have NO business interrogating me about such private matters. If you had read the entire thread IN CONTEXT you would see that we were merely discussing unfortunate situations in which the devil causes hardening of our shameful members.

What were YOU doing in the men's only section?



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-11-2009, 10:19 PM

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These ones sure are:

You faggot! This man is a warlock!! EVIL EVIL EVIL. The proceeds of those pink candies goes towards funding breast cancer research. Something god has inflicted upon our wives breast because people like YOU walk the earth.

My wife died because of faggots like Nobar King and I am a God fearing American reverend from Nothumbs, Tennessee

I have been told that Nobar King may too be a terrorist planning to rape many innocent young christain boys anus's

HE SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED GOD TOLD ME SO
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You faggot! This man is a warlock!! EVIL EVIL EVIL. The proceeds of those pink candies goes towards funding breast cancer research. Something god has inflicted upon our wives breast because people like YOU walk the earth.

My wife died because of faggots like Nobar King and I am a God fearing American reverend from Nothumbs, Tennessee

I have been told that Nobar King may too be a terrorist planning to rape many innocent young christain boys anus's

HE SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED GOD TOLD ME SO
Your terrorist threats against me have been noted, and passed on to the FBI, DOF, Homeland Security, your local police, the DMV, and your 7th grade homeroom teacher. Expect a visit Monday at school. It won't be pretty. Try not to struggle, because they just add additional counts of assault to your original charge: (hate crime, slander, libel, terroristic threats).


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You faggot! This man is a warlock!! EVIL EVIL EVIL. The proceeds of those pink candies goes towards funding breast cancer research. Something god has inflicted upon our wives breast because people like YOU walk the earth.

My wife died because of faggots like Nobar King and I am a God fearing American reverend from Nothumbs, Tennessee

I have been told that Nobar King may too be a terrorist planning to rape many innocent young christain boys anus's

HE SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED GOD TOLD ME SO
If your wife died of breast cancer it likely had something to do with the fact that she spat in GOD's face one way or another.

Pink candy has homosexuality written all over it, and I would imagine YOU are a homosexual now too!

Nobar King is a good True Christian manly man, unlike YOU.

We should not be wasting money trying to find ways to cure GOD's righteous judgments! It is just wrong!



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-11-2009, 10:54 PM

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If your wife died of breast cancer it likely had something to do with the fact that she spat in GOD's face one way or another.

Pink candy has homosexuality written all over it, and I would imagine YOU are a homosexual now too!

Nobar King is a good True Christian manly man, unlike YOU.

We should not be wasting money trying to find ways to cure GOD's righteous judgments! It is just wrong!
Seriously?? IT IS CANDY!! Chocolate and a candy-coated shell. That just so happens to be pink. And somehow, you whack jobs have pinned them as gay! I am truly, truly amazed at the idiocy on this website. It has really been a joy to read your crazed god rants.
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Seriously?? IT IS CANDY!! Chocolate and a candy-coated shell. That just so happens to be pink. And somehow, you whack jobs have pinned them as gay! I am truly, truly amazed at the idiocy on this website. It has really been a joy to read your crazed god rants.
Do you suppose that's what satan told Eve in the garden? "Come on, it's just an apple! Try it!"

I WILL NOT have ANYBODY eating Skittles around me, for they could launch into a crazed gay frenzy at any moment and start raping me!

Skittles are the devil's food!



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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:02 AM

I myself have tasted the rainbow a couple of times and I was not impressed.

Maybe that's why I'm addicted to M&M's....with nuts. Way more manly.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:05 AM

Come onnn! You are completely insane! You can't really believe that.. can you? This must be a joke, really.


You won't have people eating skittles around you because you're afraid that they will slip into some sugar-induced frenzy and rape you?

Do you SERIOUSLY not realize how ridiculous and completely irrational this is? They are just candies made out of the same things all other candies are and aren't some magical beans that transform people.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:10 AM

wow i thought i had a chance at turning them to weed...and they won't even eat skittles. lol these people have lost their minds...I can't believe they actually believe this shit!
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:10 AM

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Come onnn! You are completely insane! You can't really believe that.. can you? This must be a joke, really.


You won't have people eating skittles around you because you're afraid that they will slip into some sugar-induced frenzy and rape you?

Do you SERIOUSLY not realize how ridiculous and completely irrational this is? They are just candies made out of the same things all other candies are and aren't some magical beans that transform people.
I'm as serious as Moses was when he parted the Red Sea!!
I'm as serious as when Clinton said he DID NOT INHALE (he really didn't, I know - I was there, buddies in college).
This is as dangerous as Satan's cotton fingers...I barely saved my soul from an eternity of whoredom!!! Thank GOD for Landover and their godly ministers who exorcised the lusty demon out of me!!! (and the hospital staff w ho pumped the Skittles out of my stomach).
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:11 AM

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Come onnn! You are completely insane! You can't really believe that.. can you? This must be a joke, really.


You won't have people eating skittles around you because you're afraid that they will slip into some sugar-induced frenzy and rape you?

Do you SERIOUSLY not realize how ridiculous and completely irrational this is? They are just candies made out of the same things all other candies are and aren't some magical beans that transform people.
Listen bitch, I will not have my beliefs MOCKED by a lowly WOMAN like YOU! This just goes to show how judgmental and narrow-minded you are. You see something you don't agree with so you assume it's a joke. I will pray for GOD to open your feeble mind.

It is NOT ridiculous to want to keep my family and community safe from homosexuality and the AIDs. That is why tomorrow I will be going down town and buying out all the Skittles I can find (while wearing gloves and a respirator of course) so that I can safely dispose of them where our children cannot be infected with the homosexual supervirus.

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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:12 AM

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wow i thought i had a chance at turning them to weed...and they won't even eat skittles. lol these people have lost their minds...I can't believe they actually believe this shit!
I know. I am absolutely in shock.
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Default Re: SKITTLES: THE CANDY OF QUEERS! OUTRAGEOUS PERVERTED HORRORS! - 01-12-2009, 12:15 AM

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Listen bitch, I will not have my beliefs MOCKED by a lowly WOMAN like YOU! This just goes to show how judgmental and narrow-minded you are. You see something you don't agree with so you assume it's a joke. I will pray for GOD to open your feeble mind.

It is NOT ridiculous to want to keep my family and community safe from homosexuality and the AIDs. That is why tomorrow I will be going down town and buying out all the Skittles I can find (while wearing gloves and a respirator of course) so that I can safely dispose of them where our children cannot be infected with the homosexual supervirus.

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Lowly my ass. I have more people who respect me than you could ever dream.

and by the way, you cannot get "The AIDS" from eating candy. You must exchange bodily fluids with someone who is infected. You aren't very smart, what do you do for a living?
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