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Re: The Preacher
Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View PostNo smart ass poetry?
So far, so
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Conceive toward a single goal.
Hone the one best point.
Stick it hard.
Now go sit on this
and think.
conceive
gestate: have the idea for; "He conceived of a robot that would help paralyzed patients"
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Dameon, you're back . It's nice to have another liberal around. Your poem wasn't bad but yeah, the last line was a little out of place.
Peter, how about one about cats? The people here seem to hate cats and think that just because the bible doesn't say not to eat them, that it's ok to go around eating them. Maybe a nice cat poem would help them change their mind?sigpic
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostPeter, how about one about cats? The people here seem to hate cats and think that just because the bible doesn't say not to eat them, that it's ok to go around eating them. Maybe a nice cat poem would help them change their mind?
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Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View PostThanks for the warm welcome Rachael Yea, I realised the last line was a bit lame but the scond poem was a lot better don't ya think?
Originally posted by OnYourKneessigpic
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!
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Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostDammit! That isn't the kind of love for cats I was thinking you should have! I already KNOW you love 'little tiger with soy sauce'
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Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostPeter, how about one about cats? The people here seem to hate cats and think that just because the bible doesn't say not to eat them, that it's ok to go around eating them. Maybe a nice cat poem would help them change their mind?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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