[JimmyJones]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

Are you a false Christian Jimmy? I am unfamiliar with white people though I am studying them at this time and I can not tell if you are one of the heathens who comes here or a retarded person who thinks he may be Christian. I am a different sort of Christian than these Baptists but I also follow the Bible's rules. I think that you may be some kind of pervert. In Leviticus 20:13 we are told to kill homosexuals. I am trying to avoid violating any laws here in Babylon because I am a Black man and must stay away from the police but these Baptists can be expected to follow God's commandments when they are dealing with their own web site. They probably know where you are by now and they may come to catch you.

Dear I Man Rastafari
I am quite hurt by your suggestions. Believe me my for is anything but false. I am also only slightly retarded, which I think makes me a more beloved child of God, than a gollywog like yourself. Please remember your place hewer of wood & drawer of water.

[AtheismTheBest]

You don't.

Instead of that you call 911 and report her.

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by AtheismTheBest

You don't.

Instead of that you call 911 and report her.

Report her for having a gay toddler? I can't see how that would solve the problem. That would still leave a toddler that would have to be cured of gaysexualism.

[AtheismTheBest]

Originally Posted by Alphonse Alban

Report her for having a gay toddler? I can't see how that would solve the problem. That would still leave a toddler that would have to be cured of gaysexualism.

Man, gay person is still a human. Have you heard of freedom of sexuality?
It's 21st century, not 14th.

[Alphonse Alban]

Originally Posted by AtheismTheBest

Man, gay person is still a human. Have you heard of freedom of sexuality?
It's 21st century, not 14th.

Hell is not bound to any century, Jesus has always thrown gaysexuals in hell and always will. Well, at least until his second coming.

As you said is, gaysexuality is a deathstyle choice. No one is born as gaysexual, so people can make the choice of leaving the life in sin behind as well.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by AtheismTheBest

...Have you heard of freedom of sexuality?...

Not in the Constitution. Or the Bible.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by AtheismTheBest

You don't.

Instead of that you call 911 and report her.

Before 911, people did report their gay children. Thy dropped them off in appropriate containers that would keep other children safe from their influence until a time at which the proper authorities could pick it up and administer punishment. With recent cut-backs, most municipalities don't offer this service, and parents are expected to punish their gay toddlers at home. You can thank Obama for that, too.

[Vessel of Christ]

Originally Posted by Glendora Christianson

One of our members (who wishes to remain anonymous) asked me how to spank her (suspected) gay toddler. I guess she might be worried that the child might actually enjoy spanking (you know how kinky homers are). Anyway, any advice would be appreciated.

You must be the love of Jesus into its gay bottom! Proverbs 23:14 "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


I would suggest you take the toddler, and beat the gay out of him, and beat Jesus into him! While you are doing the beating you should read scripture to the sinful toddler. I suggest you repeat the following verses during the beating.


Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."


1 Corinthians 6:9 "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind"


Jude 1:7 " Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."

[TheLocalGamer]

Spanking will do no good, neither will ANY form of punishment.

Here's a little something for you Spanking-supporters:


“So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets."
-Matthew 7:12


So do you want the same punishments? I thought so.

[TheLocalGamer]

And TECHNICALLY, wouldn't it be the PARENTS' sinful acts of adultery that brought this, quote-on-quote, "abomination" onto the Earth?

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by TheLocalGamer

Spanking will do no good, neither will ANY form of punishment.

Here's a little something for you Spanking-supporters:


“So whatever you wish that others would do to you, do also to them, for this is the Law and the Prophets."
-Matthew 7:12


So do you want the same punishments? I thought so.

Dear Child,

MY ultimate wish is to get into Heaven and if started trespassing again, I'd appreciate if my Brethren used all means available to help me along my way even if I resisted!

1 Peter 4:14
If ye be reproached for the name of Christ, happy are ye; for the spirit of glory and of God resteth upon you: on their part he is evil spoken of, but on your part he is glorified

I would the others to assist me in every way to ensure my Eternal Bliss. I would not necessarily enjoy the emotions and feelings of it but I'd do the same to them. Jesus told us this:

Mark 12:31
And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Elmer G. White]

Originally Posted by TheLocalGamer

And TECHNICALLY, wouldn't it be the PARENTS' sinful acts of adultery that brought this, quote-on-quote, "abomination" onto the Earth?

Wonderful, you're getting it.



The sins of parents cause many kinds of aberrations in the offspring including genetical mutations, chromosomal aberrations and birth defects, such as a tendency to unnatural fornication.

Exodus 20:5
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

The worst of these is giving birth to a bastard. That causes Spiritual damage for ten generations!

Deuteronomy 23:2
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

However, each and every generation has the duty and reaponsability (Ecclesiastes 12:13) to Repent and by the simplest of means discard all this ballast. It is these people's own fault if they fail to listen to Jesus and us and get a cure! Similar to all diseases, the sodomistic tendency can be cured in a minute!

Matthew 17:20
And Jesus said unto them, Because of your unbelief: for verily I say unto you, If ye have faith as a grain of mustard seed, ye shall say unto this mountain, Remove hence to yonder place; and it shall remove; and nothing shall be impossible unto you.

Jesus must be furious. He gave these people magnificent promises and gifts and, instead, they listen to the seductive whispers of Satan and refuse the remedy. It is heartbreaking. We're doing our utmost to explain this to the ignorant masses!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer